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My wife thinks I haven't noticed that she swipes a sandwich out of my pack-up every morning. But I always make sure the top sandwich is slightly worse; just for her.
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Wasn't there a fess earlier on this account about a wife taking sandwiches from her husband's lunches? Wonder if they're related
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@Fesshole 🧻 ah, another “cishet relationships resembling a Cold War for some weird reason” fess

Is someone forcing you people to do this?

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@goatsarah I thought this one was a joke response to a recent fess about stealing sandwiches. I'm less worried about this being real than I am about a trend starting where people make mock fesses back and forth. Those could be funny, but probably annoying
in reply to Fesshole 🧻

Assuming this isn't a... creative response to the "wife tax" fess, this is classic "love is war" pettiness. 😬

Imagine a slight change in perspective where the husband places the best of sandwiches on top, knowing his wife will take it, to demonstrate his love for her without expectation of reward.

Life is too short for the cold-hearted meanness so often seen here.

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so make an extra sandwich for her? With love and care. Or if you’re really petty, lots of Tabasco sauce. But I’d go with love and care, myself.
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@pdcawley @goatsarah Maybe someone's playing a long game here on fesshole.
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I think that’s totally fair. She still gets a free sandwich.