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I hate having to go to London so take great pleasure in dawdling about to upset the stroppy entitled locals. Favourites include fumbling for my ticket or phone at the tube and walking slowly then randomly stopping on the pavement.

hackbyte (friendica) 13HB1 doesn't like this.

in reply to Fesshole 🧻

So many words to spell "I am dickhead because I assume everyone from X place are dickheads first."

How does the saying go again...

"If I meet one dickhead, I have met one dickhead. But if EVERYONE is a dickhead, it might just be that you, in fact, are the asshole who stirrs shit."
Or some such. (:

in reply to Fesshole 🧻

thing is most of the people you’ll be doing that to aren’t from London either and are daytrippers like yourself. Basically you’re just a dickhead.
in reply to Fesshole 🧻

laughs in "it's the other out of towners who get annoyed at dawdlers". English provincials seem to really hate everything but each other the most. I swear most Brexiters thought they'd get to deport people from the next village over.
in reply to Fesshole 🧻

I actually left Hamburg, where i grew up .. because BILLIONS of tourists are exactly like this dickhead twat.....

Can't stand that shit... and my adhd just makes it worse.

in reply to Fesshole 🧻

I’m actually calling BS on this one because not only could they not be clever enough to pretend this much, but indeed, I have talked to them and they clearly exhibit a generalised stupidity beyond this activity
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