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Life appears to have given me lemons. Now I need to work out what the hell to do with them.

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in reply to Sarah Brown

If any go rotten, you can throw them at billionaires. That would be fun before you get hauled off to jail.
in reply to Sarah Brown

If you drink a massive amount of Gin&Tonic, you might use up a quarter of them. Squeeze the rest over freshly cooked fish - it is good in Portugal (unless to are veggi).