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We really need to address how so many people have "being correct" confused with "people don't tell me I'm wrong".
I used to walk by the same crazy person on a street corner that would yell about all types of crazy random shit. Hundreds if not thousands of people walked by them every day, and 99.999% of them wouldn't engage to tell them they're wrong.
Only an idiot like trump would proclaim that means people agree with them.
But this stupid fuck really thinks that changing a name changes reality. I don't think they have the object permanence to realize these are real things happening outside of their view. If they can't see it, they just want to hear good things so they can pretend everything is good.
They don't give a fuck about reality, they just get mad when someone doesn't let them stick their heads in the sand.
They can't/won't/don't accept reality, and that's why logic doesn't work.
The secret that's not a secret is if he keeps reporters reporting on stupid shit he says that doesn't mater or renaming stuff that can be changed right back and doesn't mater. Its less reporting on shady shit he is doing or the stuff he is not doing to improve the lives of the American people. He may be a moron but people in his orbit have found something that works that was engineered back to the 70s after Nixon.
Plenty of countries out there. Surprised he's not tried that yet. After all, many countries have their own names that English speaking world don't use.
Though it's probably on the list he pulls out whenever he needs the media and internet distracted for a media cycle. Works every time.
If we ever have free elections in the future, whoever the next president is should order that Donald John Trump be officially and irrevocably renamed to Orange Adolph Hitler, and all of Trump's properties be seized, demolished, and rebuilt into affordable housing.
In a speech Tuesday morning at the UN General Assembly, Donald Trump railed against Iran, “globalists,” and transgender people while also claiming that the US is now “officially” renaming artificial intelligence to “super intelligence.”
My first thought was wondering why The Onion chose Super Intelligence instead of the more believable American Intelligence, which keeps the AI abbreviation. I really just thought this was going to be some worse Onion knockoff website.
The worst part is I was just starting to name these things "SI" but not for that reason. I think "Simulated Intelligence" is the best description of these chat bots.
I feel like Mass Effect already popularized the actual term, Virtual Intelligence, and I'm annoyed that the millennial writers in charge of these things are too lazy to push for it.
I think the English terms "virtual" and "artificial" both suffer from the implication that the thing being described is "not real", as opposed to "human-made" or "abiological" or "machine" intelligence. It is real intelligence -- not as generalized as human intelligence, but it can detect patterns, make predictions, and use tools to modify its environment, which is arguably what people mean by "intelligence".
If its Super intelligent, why do I get so many support tickets from people who clearly used it for troubleshooting, and are giving me wrong information that makes no sense?
And then I need to use my tiny brain, to work out what problem the AI was trying to troubleshoot
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You can tell that Trump has never used AI for anything other than generating images and videos, or he would call AI stupid as soon as it attempted to correct his absurd and narcissistic worldview.
LMAO you think Trump himself has ever used AI for anything? You think he even has any idea how to bring up an AI chatbot on his phone? No wonder he still has almost 30% support. People think he's capable of actually thinking clearly. Do you not realize that like 90% of his media output is by others? You think TRUMPY started the Trump TV Youtube channel too?
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in reply to return2ozma • • •Well, I can see how he'd think it is.
However, it is not ASI, nor is it even AGI. Some agents are probably considered ANI.
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in reply to return2ozma • • •We really need to address how so many people have "being correct" confused with "people don't tell me I'm wrong".
I used to walk by the same crazy person on a street corner that would yell about all types of crazy random shit. Hundreds if not thousands of people walked by them every day, and 99.999% of them wouldn't engage to tell them they're wrong.
Only an idiot like trump would proclaim that means people agree with them.
But this stupid fuck really thinks that changing a name changes reality. I don't think they have the object permanence to realize these are real things happening outside of their view. If they can't see it, they just want to hear good things so they can pretend everything is good.
They don't give a fuck about reality, they just get mad when someone doesn't let them stick their heads in the sand.
They can't/won't/don't accept reality, and that's why logic doesn't work.
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in reply to mrmaplebar • • •Plenty of countries out there. Surprised he's not tried that yet. After all, many countries have their own names that English speaking world don't use.
Though it's probably on the list he pulls out whenever he needs the media and internet distracted for a media cycle. Works every time.
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in reply to return2ozma • • •We make fun of this but these people understand the power of words.
The propaganda is likely to work on some level.
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in reply to mannycalavera • • •My first thought was wondering why The Onion chose Super Intelligence instead of the more believable American Intelligence, which keeps the AI abbreviation. I really just thought this was going to be some worse Onion knockoff website.
Too Stupid to be The Onion
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in reply to return2ozma • • •This guy is like a toddler and you show them something and they keep trying it on different things.
Zero critical brain activity going on here.
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in reply to return2ozma • • •The worst part is I was just starting to name these things "SI" but not for that reason. I think "Simulated Intelligence" is the best description of these chat bots.
Well guess that idea is DOA.
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in reply to return2ozma • • •If its Super intelligent, why do I get so many support tickets from people who clearly used it for troubleshooting, and are giving me wrong information that makes no sense?
And then I need to use my tiny brain, to work out what problem the AI was trying to troubleshoot
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