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There was a time in Palestine pre Oslo where waving the Palestinian flag was against the law and Palestinians were arrested and jailed for doing so. Apparently it became a custom to wave slices of watermelon instead. mastodon.social/@Lazarou/11121…


When one of the West's most ghoulish fascists in government says they have your back perhaps it's time to stop and think?
#UKPOL #Tories #SuellaBraverman #FreeSpeech
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Incidentally, the ban is still in place in the 80% of the West Bank still under Israeli military law. Military Order 101 says: “It is forbidden to hold, wave, display or affix flags or political symbols, except in accordance with a permit of the military commander”. (Source btselem.org/demonstrations/mil… )


Once upon a time the Internet would tell you what to press to make your dishwasher drain.

Now it wants to show you a video, about replacing your drain hose, by visiting their affiliate link, to remove the blockage.

It’s not blocked. I just want to know how to make it drain.

I gave up and just ran it on the shortest cycle on the basis that it will drain at the end.

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I want dials levers and switches that go thunk, with raised or deeply etched legends that aren't just screen printed, and more metal everywhere.

I don't need 5 different very slightly different dishwasher settings, we all know I'm just gonna hit the "regular" one every time any



For UK readers desiring a sense of scale, this is the boundary of the Gaza Strip (area 365 km^2, population 2m) rotated so it can be overlaid on the Isle of Wight (area 381 km^2, population 140k).

(Map generated with thetruesize.com)



Amidst the performative cries of “Israel has the right to defend itself”, it seems to be heresy to acknowledge the humanity of the few million people who get to live, in perpetuity, as Israel’s ritual punching bag, and are expected to do nothing in response, nothing in prevention, and accept the blame for others doing literally anything.

And even saying this will just result in tedious wankers going, “oh, you support terrorism then?”

The way the Palestinian people are treated is some serious Omelas shit.

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@Sarah Brown The main thing I remember from visiting Gaza was how full it was, and how closed in it felt. Border fences on three sides, sea on the fourth (but restricted). Even in the heady days of 1994 just post Oslo it felt like a cage. Sometimes the electricity would go off. You had to queue in the heat to get in or out, divided families shouted news to each other across the barbed wire fence. That was probably the high point of freedom. The thirty years since have raised a generation whose hopes for the future keep getting blown up and locked down at the jailers’ whim.



Yet another lightning connector dies from
Electrolysis. Been cold plugging this one; it’s a lightning to USB C adaptor, and I’m working on the basis that cold plugging will extend the life.

But it still has a life expectancy of only a few months. My phone charges inductively but the iPad needs this fucking cursed connector.

I hate it with a passion. Useless piece of shit that doesn’t do the goddam thing it’s fucking supposed to.

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@Breadbin @Rachel Lawson I can’t find any consistent link to climate.

No other connector does this to me. It’s just lightning cables that provide power, and only lightning. USB C doesn’t do it. The old iPod dock cables didn’t do it. It’s just lightning, and they will always do it.

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@rachel_norfolk Damn, that’s such a shame:(

Also odd that the iPad doesn’t have wireless charging. Hmm.



Abbreviation and handwriting have led to my Public Law notes inventing the Royal Pierogi.

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@Sesquipedality Aww, but you’re a proper lawyer and everything!


Captured this at sunset at Faro Beach and the Ria Formosa last night with my XE-4 and its new telephoto lens.

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Bit pissed off with the EU for the “solidarity with Israel” posts. Solidarity with the Israeli citizens maybe, but with the state? Nopenopenope. Bet they don’t express solidarity with Palestine when Israel piles in and levels half the city again.


Looking like Friendica 2023.09 is close to release. Excited to have bidirectional Bluesky support soon!


23 and me is setup to use FaceID on my phone. Honestly, that now feels a bit redundant.


Does life have to have a point or can I just mope around watching TV? I enjoy it but it confuses me that it is somehow unsatisfying.


Human bodies:

Ethanol: wheeeeee!
Ethandiol: I … die

Propanol: wheeeeee!
Propantriol: Yeah, whatever

Fickle.

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Apparently, 1,2-propanediol is one of the main carriers in vapes. Though I'm not sure vape manufacturers care enough about their customers for that to put it in one class or the other.


Uk Pol, not safe for … anything

Apparently Farage and Patel sang karaoke at the Tory conference.

Can’t get the image of them doing a duet of “Endless Love” out of my mind.

I BLOODY WARNED YOU IN THE ABSTRACT.



Just had some random pop up on Reddit, necroposting to reply to something I posted in 2022 saying, “you will never be a woman”

And, ok, whatever, but I replied asking if they’re able to explain what it is that doing this is doing for them.

And I hope they reply because I’m actually fascinated.

I get that they’re trying to offend me, but on the one hand, poor target selection because I’m years past that, and on the other, why not something contemporary? I mean, if they’re picking year old posts to reply to, their target might never even see it.

I guess I just don’t understand why they spent their time doing this in this way.

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Who cares enough to reply to post from a year ago? That's crazy. I'd do this to someone if I wanted to get back at them, but just a little. A tiny peck.


I shouldn’t watch 16th century period dramas. It just makes me sad that the wrong side won the Wars of the Roses and begat a dynasty of ghastly homocidal despots.

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People think coeliac disease, or even non coeliac gluten intolerance, is like lactose intolerance: painful and annoying but ultimately a “choice”.

It isn’t. If you are sensitised to it in that way, gluten will make your immune system attack your own body. It’s not nice stuff.

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but the amount of people with such diagnose doesn't match the amount of gluten free produce sold by an order of magnitude, right? I think the joke is targeting the gluten free shopper that also has saitan in their basket. (Really happened, I was there trying to keep it together 🤣).
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@iwein 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇪🇺 I have non coeliac gluten sensitivity (if I eat it, I get rheumatoid arthritis), and my partner has coeliac disease. The prevalence of what we call, “Los Angeles Gluten Free” types is something we regard as a bit of a mixed blessing. On the one hand, it creates a market for gluten free food because 90% of most supermarkets are simply off limits to us.

But on the other, it creates establishments which claim to sell/serve “gluten free food” which is nothing of the kind.

The worst offenders store their gluten “free” and wheat products on the same shelf and use the same utensils to handle them!

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Yep, I know quite a few people with similar problems. Treating someone else's essential health precautions as lifestyle/preference is way too common.
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@iwein 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇪🇺 I would, however, note that it’s perfectly normal to buy gluten free and gluten containing produce in the same shop. Our household has a gluten free kitchen, but for the one member of it who does eat gluten, who has her own grill, we also buy gluten containing food.

Households contain more than one person, quite often.

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Wasn’t aware of exactly how bad it can get, but anyone talking about medical issues as a “choice” can fuck right off.

Also auto immune is really scary shit:( Few things can unravel your life and turn it into a living hell as your immune system turning on you.

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@Breadbin The thing with coeliac is that the autoimmune target is your gut lining.

So you die slowly of malnutrition.

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Fucking auto immune, it’s the worst:( We need so much more research around it.
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@breadbin The human immune system is really a kludgey, suboptimal ramshackle collection of stuff that *mostly* works ok, but often goes terribly awry.
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@Becky is not a bear Coeliac disease tends to cause cancer from chronic malnutrition.

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Maybe it started like the way 15 and 16 are sometimes written as 9+6 or 9+5 in Hebrew numerals rather than 10+5 or 10+6 to avoid a Name? This could also explain the reluctance to explain?


“HS2 on existing track” is not a thing. The whole point of it is to move long distance trains off existing track so more local trains can run.

With this half arsery, the Tories get the worst of both worlds: they spend most of the money and get pretty much none of the benefit.

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@ajlanes The four track also stops at Northallerton going North from York, a heavily used route but there were plans to add a third line and platform as a short loop for stopping trains there. But trains towards Teesside have to cross both main lines


I have come to the sad conclusion that when you see a lovely healthy verdant garden, the way the owner has achieved it is almost certainly, “neonicotinoids”.
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@Cyberspice closed ecosystem. Predators won’t stay put, so without pesticide I lose everything to them.


Há uma podcast que se chama “prova oral”, em português. O nível é difícil param mim, mas tenho ouvido no carro.

No episódio mais recente, houve uma conversa com uma psicóloga, e ela estava a falar sobre relacionamentos tóxicos e, também, sobre narcisistas.

E foi realmente, realmente interessante. Eu não entendi tudo, mas os partes que eu entendi, eu senti-os no meu coração.

Parece-me uma boa maneira para aprender uma língua.

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tfw te entiendo perfectamente aunque no sé portugués jaja


Vatican librarian talking about how to make your search for papal bulls hit. pouet.chapril.org/@chaprot/111…


Demande récurrente qui m'embarrasse le plus : "Bonjour est-ce que vous avez des bulles pontificales concernant le prieuré médiéval de Saint-Trucmuche ?"

Alors.

Je vois pourquoi vous pensez qu'on aurait ça hein. On pourrait croire. Oui.

Mais. Est-ce qu'on a ça. Euh.

Peut-être. Ça dépend un peu de quand elle est, votre bulle. Et un peu de ce que vous voulez dire par "bulle". Ou de ce qu'ils entendaient alors par là. Et même si on l'a pas ça veut pas dire qu'y'a pas nulle part. Faut voir.




You, a TERF sitting there in your underwear with uncleaned teeth trying to convince the five Nazis left on Twitter that trans women are really men.

Me, a trans woman, spending her day SUP surfing at the beach followed by great food and sangria with family at a nice restaurant.

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On the occasion of my fiftieth birthday, I tried sup surfing.

Let it be known that I have neither concussion nor a broken metacarpal.

But I am still grateful for voltaren.

Also, you absolutely cannot take the Atlantic in a fight.

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Dear god, I just hit 50.

How the hell did that happen?



Just watched the “Death of Stalin” episode of The Spanish Princess.

Whoever wrote this clearly has OPINIONS about Margaret Beaufort.

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That aside, it does a very good job of portraying the Tudors’ weird murder fetish.


Just rewatched episode “Q Who” of TNG (the one where they encounter the Borg for the first time), and I feel like Guinan really should have been far more shit scared than she was.

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@Sarah Brown Going to have to rewatch that - they really introduced such a significant part of TNG-era lore in a Q episode?
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@Alexandra Lanes Yeah. Q is like, "you have no idea what's out there" and Picard is like, "show me", and Guinan is like, "this place is not safe, turn round and leave", and Picard is like, "lol whatevs"




Pondering tiredness and how it seems to be working with me at the moment. I had a long day visiting Brighton on Wednesday and so it didn't seem unreasonable that I was a bit sleepy the following day. I did a bit of OU work and life admin stuff and watched TV. Today, two days on, the tiredness feels mental, as if the physical body is fine but the brain wants a time out and is kind of noping out of doing very much at all.


There are two things to know about this afternoons game of pirate crazy golf. One is this photo. The other is that I was VICTORIOUS
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Is that the world's first practical electric railway, wot inspired tophatted folk down from London to use the electricalness underground, wot I spot in the background?
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@kæt Yep! Also site of the daft “daddy-long-legs” train that ran on undersea rails with overhead electrification!
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Grr. You buy a ticket with Apple Pay on your phone and it turns out to be a paper ticket like it’s the 19th Century or something. So I have to collect it from the machine. Which wants the bank card with which I paid for it. Which is impossible since I used Apple Pay.

(Fortunately any bank card will do and the assistant put hers in, but but but)

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ah, that explains something that's worried me for a while. I often buy tickets using PayPal and at the machine I offer up my Amex card (which is probably the funding source for PayPal) and the machine accepts it. I wondered how it knew ... sounds like it doesn't.


Weird dream last night that I had an adaptor that exposed the contents of my phone to GEM via the Atari ST cartridge port. My subconscious needs to get out more


I was going to give in to temptation and eat the last Crunchie bar but it turns out I already gave in to temptation a couple of hours ago


While I might be sceptical of some of the dodgy metaphors (putting concepts in my constitutional bag?) and iconography (toothpaste symbolises a convention, apparently), the subject matter of this OU Public Law module is fascinating. Via a "go search for something to do with the constitution" exercise I came across this article about constitutional conventions. This sort of nitty gritty, the analysis if you like of the "meta-rules" of the constitutional game, is definitely something I am here for. ora.ox.ac.uk/objects/uuid:cd64…


Watching The Spanish Princess on HBO Max.

Dunno how accurate their portrayal of Margaret Beaufort is, but they’re portraying her as exactly the sort of woman who would wield power in the court of a Tudor monarch and yet still die of old age.

And if she was anything like that, then she’d have been beyond terrifying IRL, and an utter inspiration.

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That's consistent with her portrayal in The Red Queen, by Philippa Gregory.


I’m enjoying the batshittery that is Carrot Weather on maximum profanity and irreverence, in my own voice.
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hahaha I love carrot weather, I recommend it one of my friends and they came back to a couple of hours later and said “this app is insane” fantastic forecasts and personally