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Ok, but maybe some sort of IPx7 couch, to accommodate the dolphins?

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Everything wrong with British politics in one article https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4ng5q4jd62o

"Former chancellor Zahawi mulling bid for the Telegraph"

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Happy π approximation day to those who celebrate. Don't let the continued fractions bite.

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Shit.

The New York Times, Washington Post, and Democrat Party leadership have just handed the White House to Donald Trump on a silver platter. 💀💀💀

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Joshua A.C. Newman

This is the risk.

Every Bloomberg that tries to take her down will go dirty. They will be united it tearing her down in ways that don’t get us a Democratic President, but just flood the zone with shit.

Edit: the first Bloomberg, this one named Manchin, didn’t last a full work day against her.

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Sharan Volin
@theory At this point it's pretty clear she's the candidate. And people are excited (I know I am). She got an all time record in donations and 28,000 people called to volunteer within a day.

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So here's another year long exposure showing the sun's motion if you take a picture at the same time every day. it was taken looking West from my garden in NZ. This was taken using an ISO 2 glass 8 inch x 10 inch plate in a pinhole camera working at F/350. one minute exposures were taken every sunny day from July 2023 to july 2024 #analemmaa #analogue #astronomy
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Caterine Vauban
IIIII get it nooww 🌞

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An elementary combinatorics exercise:

"Revelations 13:1 says 'I saw a beast coming out of the sea. It had ten horns and seven heads, with ten crowns on its horns, and on each head a blasphemous name'. Assuming that the horns are indistinguishable, in how many ways could they be distributed among the seven heads? (Assume that the blasphemous names are all different.). What if each horn is different?"

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Someone has finally been done in modern times for *checks notes* "Handling a Salmon under Suspicious Circumstances"

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cd1740yxx85o

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JamesB
@pndc As I said... modern times.



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I have come to the firm conclusion that noun-adjective is the correct order and this is just one of the ways that English is stupid.
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Yeah, I read it first as "Thames swan counters hope; numbers recover…" (which is not supported by the provided orthography but people sometimes type sloppily) and then wondered what hope numbers were, then got the right parse.

PTC collects these things, ISTR.

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Eli the Bearded

Might need to stick these on vending machines, too, for less funny reasons.

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/02/vending-machine-error-reveals-secret-face-image-database-of-college-students/


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Just seen the best bit of commentary on transmisogyny I’ve seen in ages: if you want to know how a man treats cis women in private, look at how he treats trans women in public.
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Tina
@JustinMac84 how come transphobes always accuse trans women of being perverts in women’s locker rooms oogling cis women but they never accuse trans men of sneaking into men’s locker room to oogle cis men? If they view the genders as equal why not criticize all trans people the same way accross the board?
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Tina
@JustinMac84 yes exactly. Transphobes are sexist just like you said. Some prejudices are not separable from one another because they rest on the same assumptions.

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Tories are such pricks. Desperately afraid of freedom of movement even being discussed. Why?

Freedom of movement was the best thing about being in the EU. Tories are a bunch of fucking xenophobes and we left them in charge for 14 years.

And Labour are not going to fix it because they're scared of... What, exactly? Of upsetting Reform? Upsetting Reform just shows you're doing something worthwhile

#ukpol

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to get freedom of movement back, that'll probably mean rejoining - and then it'll be Labour's fault when the UK only gets the same deal as everyone else in the EU, and not the preferential one they used to have.

And have to give up the all mighty £ for the dirty dirty €! The indignity!

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"We want to fix the Economy"

"So you'll be joining the Single Market and Customs Union, yes? Like Business is telling you?"

"NO! Stinky forrins! bad! bad! You're a traitor for suggesting it, go away!"

#UKPOL #UKpolitics


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Musings on fighting good fights...

The best lack all spoons, while the worst are full of passionate intensity

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a The worst have Gatling guns made of the spoons of the fallen.

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it's fucking crazy to me that we have a real life Voight-Kampff test and it fucking works

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I don't know how true this is, but it definitely feels it a lot of the time!


Link Post: Why are people so anxious all of the time? https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/cortex
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@andrewducker I knew someone who claims that the brain should be considered as an organ like the stomach, secreting ideas and worries because it's a brain (sometimes getting ill, or having a bad day, or whatever), it's what it does, like the stomach secrete's acid and gurgles. And that it's that we worry about worrying, more than we worry about our stomach stomaching that's the real problem.

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@chiffchaff @andrewducker it's an intriguing model. I'm not sure how far it supports the conclusions though. If I have recurring stomach aches then it seems reasonable to ask if I'm throwing the wrong stuff at my stomach.
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@chiffchaff @andrewducker maybe given I have chronic gastrointestinal disorder my perspective is a little warped
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@chiffchaff @andrewducker Yes, that's my point. Regarding its complaints as inherently _not_ pathological is exactly what I'm objecting to.

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Chilling out on a shady bench passing time before I have to get a taxi to the airport. Absolutely loving the pictures of shocked and disappointed French right wingers that I keep seeing in my masto feed 🐂👍🦌😆

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Already going to the airport ? So what time you think you should be in UK ?
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@gilesgoat nah not going yet, I will probably go get tapas and a beer at some point. Flight doesn't board until 17:50. Leaves 18:30, it's a couple of hours I think.
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Gave the beasties their usual biscuits, they are all flumping in the stables, the weather starts nice today, it should stay like this for some days so the shearer guy could come. Almost got spit by Maya again ( tried to pet her ).
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@marksemczyszyn @gilesgoat yeah wish I could stay longer, only got here on Friday. Still, it's been nice to see a couple of days of actual summer.
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@gilesgoat yeah I know what you mean. Got here Friday too. Back home tomorrow. But we shall be back.
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@marksemczyszyn @Mafalda Eu preciso de ir a Portugal para praticar meu portugues. Nos podemos pedir cervejas todo o dia e comer batatas firtas com peixe ou bife enquanto caminhemos para as cidades em frente do mar.



So delighted at the news from France. Definitely needed that. The French two-round system may be bonkers but it does give the public the chance to say “non” to an inadvisable outcome from the first round.

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@Conor Mc Bride Well, bonkers is relative. As a good little liberal I like the idea of STV (as used for Assembly elections in NI)
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And everything in the whole of Ireland apart from Westminster in the North. Wouldn't be without it!

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Anyone trying to downplay or put to the negative what happened to France this evening probably doesn’t like democracy. This is an absolute win against populism and fascism, with a record number of people casting their votes. I’m more than happy with the result

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“It would shit the bed in a way that can’t be recovered from in any trousers”. Mixed metaphors are messy

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Have nothing in your home that you do not
● know to be useful
● believe to be beautiful
● feel unaccountable vague fondness for
● can imagine a hypothetical situation in which you'd *really* need it
● firmly intend to get round to doing something with one of these days
● can't remove because of all the other junk piled on top of it
● feel guilty about not dealing with something more important first
● fear throwing away in case you remember tomorrow why you bought it
● miscellaneous

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in reply to Simon Tatham

Bullshit. Not everything has to be useful to be worthwhile.
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@pinkdrunkenelephants huh. It's been interesting, reading the replies to this toot, that some people thought it was pro-hoarding ("thank you for validating") and some anti ("I feel called out"). But you're the first one who's been sure enough of your interpretation to be actually rude about it.
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You needed to hear it from someone and maybe, instead of projecting your own rudeness onto others, you ought to start listening when other people reply to you.

Or you can put your ego first and get snippy and defensive like you always do. 🤷 Either way, doesn't matter to me. You're the only one who's gonna suffer thinking that way.

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@pinkdrunkenelephants "like I always do"? Have we interacted before?

In fact, I intended this post as a more or less value-neutral description of how people in practice think about objects in their home that the likes of Marie Kondo or William Morris would insist they throw away. I hadn't really meant it to be pro _or_ anti; just NPOV, "these are some of the reasons people in fact keep things".

But if you say "bullshit" to me, I also think it's NPOV to say you were rude.

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@Simon Tatham @pinkdrunkenelephants Got to say I didn't read it as in favour of any particular behaviour but more a whimsical reflection on attitudes.
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@ajft
I’ve been calling my home decor style “low-key hoarder” for a while now

I’m not sure when I tick over into full-scale hoarder

The signs are there though

@ajft

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Outside, people are out and about chilling and having fun. It's warm. I love Europe. Used to belong to me too and the idiots took it away.

Don't think I'll ever forgive that.

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Anyone not Tory (or further right) will always be welcome - even if you need to queue differently. Especially oxen!

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Today is a good day to cast your stoat! #pollingday

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My subconscious desire to push the envelope of what I could get away with laminating is the reason I donated my laminator to the ESE teacher...

Probably unrelated side note: Did you know that you can laminate Kraft singles sliced cheese without it melting if you freeze it first? 🌠

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once found 5 year old Kraft singles in the fridge at work, perfectly preserved. A colleague and I declared that it would be "good apocalypse food".


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Harris is a cop. Surely Joe could have a minor fall that puts him out of action, then Kamala could order Seal Team 6 to do a "welfare check' at Mar-A-Lago or something?

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Just scrolling through posts and it seems this is actually a popular idea.


So following the US Supreme Court's logic... if he could assert some kind of national security reason for doing it as an official act, Biden could assassinate Trump and not be prosecuted? #uspol
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Why POTUS45? Go for some problematic Supreme Court justices and solve the meta-problem.

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folks developing web apps should be forced to use them on scotrail free wifi for a month before being allowed to release them

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Something's just occurred to me that's quite telling. I can name favourite (or at least some) Doctor Who stories from every Doctor between 1963 and 1989. From the 2005- series I can only remember one good story off the top of my head and that's Blink.

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@Octorine Was that the one that went along with the Empty Child, kids with gasmasks thing? I remember the imagery being scary but the resolution being magic pixie dust or somesuch?


Kerning matters!

Early modern: 1399
Early modem: 1200/75

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downing street: Number 10
clowning street: Number 10

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We should have our own East Coast Liberal Elite, you know in England.

Conceptual art critics? Walton-on-the-Naze. Experimental film making hub? Filey. World Postmodernism Conference? Cleethorpes. Secret World Government? Gibraltar Point; third bird hide on the left.

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Europe is full of centre right and centre left parties who, rather than oppose far right scapegoating of minorities, have adopted a position of, “those guys are right, don’t vote for them”.

To their incredible surprise, this isn’t working.

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I know very very little about French/Euro politics but when I read what it is that Le Pen has said about things like Pensions, it isn't hard to understand why the French people rejected Macron who appears to be a right wing corporate stooge

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_positions_of_Marine_Le_Pen