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Hello! We are DOCKER! We are a serious company providing services to the THE BIGGEST COMPANIES IN THE WORLD.

If you use our product and don’t pick a name for what it creates, we will randomly name it after an Ann Summers vibrator.

Thank you for choosing DOCKER (version 69.69, dangling-donkey).

in reply to Sarah Brown

Duncan MacGregor
Duncan MacGregor
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I mean, it’s at least a name you can post on Mastodon and laugh about. I’ve heard worse, and some of them weren’t randomly generated.
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