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an egg but it's a long tube of egg, like a sausage or a loaf

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RevK :verified_r:
RevK :verified_r:
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This is like the Long Earth... The egg exists in lots of parallel worlds?
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tiddy roosevelt
tiddy roosevelt
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imagining the length of the duck or chicken that's laying this bitch, goddamn that's a long bird
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wavebreaker
wavebreaker
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Maybe some mad scientist has successfully crossed a chicken with a 3D printer!?? 🐔🖨️

Perhaps, if the technology allows, it could be possible to create a 'Moebius Egg' which is actually infinite in length? 🥚♾️

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Cleo of Topless Topics
Cleo of Topless Topics
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I mean, seems it would basically feel the same as pooping out a long-ass log, no?
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The length of the duck is irrelevant. The length of the egg is determined by how long the duck spends laying said egg.

Most ducks are lazy fucks, and give up right after they start. The long egg was produced by a very dedicated fellow.

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Kevin Schachtschneider
Kevin Schachtschneider
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too busy imagining the shape of the baby bird slithering out of the shell
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jomo
jomo
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they actually have extremely long legs, resulting in long eggs before they reach the ground
A chicken with long legs laying a long egg
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wavebreaker
wavebreaker
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If this is how long the egg is, imagine how long the toast soldiers are!! They must begin and end in different timezones 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞
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wavebreaker
wavebreaker
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I think you'd need one of those transdimensional 'spoooooooooons' that begin and end in different universes. Very tricky to use, but you do get to eat all possible egg yolk, in all possible universes 🥚😍🥄
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hellocatfood
hellocatfood
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according to this diagram I think it's an eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegg or an egggggggggggggggggggg
a meme of eggs. a whole egg is described as a yolk and the egg white. Therefore an "e" is just the egg white, wilst the "gg" is the yolk. The meme is different ways of combining the two, so a "ggegg" is two yolks and an egg white
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wavebreaker
wavebreaker
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I found the mega chicken that actually lays the long egg! 🐔🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚
A mega chicken that lays long eggs
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Dennis ✅
Dennis ✅
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German „Sendung mit der Maus“ once had a video about the long chickens: youtu.be/PtzDaTQB1BQ

Eierrolle - Stangenei

Gibt es Eier vielleicht als 50cm lange Stange? Wir lüften das Geheimnis.Die Ei-Sachgeschichte findet ihr zusammen mit anderen tollen Geschichten auf DVD im o...
YouTube
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Brecht Savelkoul
Brecht Savelkoul
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This is one of those things that look normal and mundane at first sight, but gets more cursed the longer you look
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P.McNewHold :flagPiratbyraan:
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youtube.com/watch?v=KFP5mmPZe_… This type of long egg ? No thanks :blobPikaNauseous:

Egg Master Review | Ashens

WARNING: Contains scenes of cooked egg being excreted out of a hot culinary tube.
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Deniz Opal
Deniz Opal
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Yes I went down that rabbit hole and even found out how they are made. Intriguing. I couldn't eat that though.
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Brian Hawthorne
Brian Hawthorne
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You would probably need a sonic screwdriver.
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StarkRG
StarkRG
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Possibly related to The Long Earth? Given the absurdity of this object, I think it's entirely possible Terry Pratchett was involved in the creation of this too.
Book cover from The Long Earth by Terry Pratchett and Stephen Baxter depicting a grain-covered hillside with wheel tracks running off into the distance a blurred human figure strides through on the left as blurry birds rise up as if startled. The sun is low on the horizon while the teal sky is filled with three large versions of Earth, one behind the other from the bottom right to the top left. Across the top is the text "There are worlds waiting. All it takes is one small step", along the bottom reads "Their triumphant Number 1 best seller"
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Ada Rose Cannon
Ada Rose Cannon
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the subject of one of my favourite videos youtube.com/watch?v=PtzDaTQB1B…

Eierrolle - Stangenei

Gibt es Eier vielleicht als 50cm lange Stange? Wir lüften das Geheimnis.Die Ei-Sachgeschichte findet ihr zusammen mit anderen tollen Geschichten auf DVD im o...
YouTube
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Ned Yeung
Ned Yeung
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Both work.
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John H
John H
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What the helling Christ is THAT??? I imagine it’s the sort of thing a wild turducken might lay
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ElGuacheLibre
ElGuacheLibre
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youtube.com/watch?v=sqtYOSAkGn…

1981 : L'invention des œufs en barre | Archive INA

Abonnez-vous http://bit.ly/inaYouTubeC'est la vie | A2 | 12/10/1981Une petite entreprise fabrique un produit insolite destiné aux restaurateurs et entreprise...
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Tiina Sarlin 🐘
Tiina Sarlin 🐘
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in prehistoric times, when passengers were offered food while flying, tube eggs were on all sandwiches. Boiled in a rotating cylinder and the purpose is to make everyone get the middle slice of an egg. A great step for humanity.
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tiddy roosevelt
tiddy roosevelt
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@yo right?? poor fuckin chicken
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tiddy roosevelt
tiddy roosevelt
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@sgd I had forgotten about it completely before stumbling on it in the media tab lol
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TrèsFluke
TrèsFluke
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So weird ... who decided that cooked egg needed to be tube shaped?
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