If this is how long the egg is, imagine how long the toast soldiers are!! They must begin and end in different timezones π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯πππππππππππππππππππππ
I think you'd need one of those transdimensional 'spoooooooooons' that begin and end in different universes. Very tricky to use, but you do get to eat all possible egg yolk, in all possible universes π₯ππ₯
Gibt es Eier vielleicht als 50cm lange Stange? Wir lΓΌften das Geheimnis.Die Ei-Sachgeschichte findet ihr zusammen mit anderen tollen Geschichten auf DVD im o...
Possibly related to The Long Earth? Given the absurdity of this object, I think it's entirely possible Terry Pratchett was involved in the creation of this too.
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in prehistoric times, when passengers were offered food while flying, tube eggs were on all sandwiches. Boiled in a rotating cylinder and the purpose is to make everyone get the middle slice of an egg. A great step for humanity.
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Perhaps, if the technology allows, it could be possible to create a 'Moebius Egg' which is actually infinite in length? π₯βΎοΈ
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Most ducks are lazy fucks, and give up right after they start. The long egg was produced by a very dedicated fellow.
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