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RevK
This is like the Long Earth... The egg exists in lots of parallel worlds?
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imagining the length of the duck or chicken that's laying this bitch, goddamn that's a long bird
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Maybe some mad scientist has successfully crossed a chicken with a 3D printer!?? πŸ”πŸ–¨οΈ

Perhaps, if the technology allows, it could be possible to create a 'Moebius Egg' which is actually infinite in length? πŸ₯šβ™ΎοΈ

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I mean, seems it would basically feel the same as pooping out a long-ass log, no?
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The length of the duck is irrelevant. The length of the egg is determined by how long the duck spends laying said egg.

Most ducks are lazy fucks, and give up right after they start. The long egg was produced by a very dedicated fellow.

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too busy imagining the shape of the baby bird slithering out of the shell
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they actually have extremely long legs, resulting in long eggs before they reach the ground
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If this is how long the egg is, imagine how long the toast soldiers are!! They must begin and end in different timezones πŸ₯šπŸ₯šπŸ₯šπŸ₯šπŸ₯šπŸ₯šπŸ₯šπŸžπŸžπŸžπŸžπŸžπŸžπŸžπŸžπŸžπŸžπŸžπŸžπŸžπŸžπŸžπŸžπŸžπŸžπŸžπŸžπŸž
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wavebreaker
I think you'd need one of those transdimensional 'spoooooooooons' that begin and end in different universes. Very tricky to use, but you do get to eat all possible egg yolk, in all possible universes πŸ₯šπŸ˜πŸ₯„
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according to this diagram I think it's an eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegg or an egggggggggggggggggggg
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I found the mega chicken that actually lays the long egg! πŸ”πŸ₯šπŸ₯šπŸ₯šπŸ₯šπŸ₯šπŸ₯šπŸ₯šπŸ₯šπŸ₯šπŸ₯šπŸ₯šπŸ₯šπŸ₯šπŸ₯šπŸ₯š
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German β€žSendung mit der Mausβ€œ once had a video about the long chickens: youtu.be/PtzDaTQB1BQ
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what level of Amazonian is that trans girl gonna achieve?
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This is one of those things that look normal and mundane at first sight, but gets more cursed the longer you look
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youtube.com/watch?v=KFP5mmPZe_… This type of long egg ? No thanks :blobPikaNauseous:
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Yes I went down that rabbit hole and even found out how they are made. Intriguing. I couldn't eat that though.
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Brian Hawthorne
You would probably need a sonic screwdriver.
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Possibly related to The Long Earth? Given the absurdity of this object, I think it's entirely possible Terry Pratchett was involved in the creation of this too.
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the subject of one of my favourite videos youtube.com/watch?v=PtzDaTQB1B…
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Ned Yeung
Both work.
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It brings much more egg for the same diameter of cloaca!
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What the helling Christ is THAT??? I imagine it’s the sort of thing a wild turducken might lay
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youtube.com/watch?v=sqtYOSAkGn…
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in prehistoric times, when passengers were offered food while flying, tube eggs were on all sandwiches. Boiled in a rotating cylinder and the purpose is to make everyone get the middle slice of an egg. A great step for humanity.
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So weird ... who decided that cooked egg needed to be tube shaped?
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Always used to call the kind of luncheon meat sausage with the long egg down the middle ...
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This is what a long furby egg looks like. 😬

I had a friend once who said working gastro is a lot like working in a sexshop. There are a lot of things that make you think "this is genious" and "this is fucked up" at the same time πŸ˜‚

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