Sarah Brown Friday, June 19, 2026, 5:01 PM • Sarah Brown Friday, June 19, 2026, 5:01 PM • I just got served this and what the hell?So a toddler can maybe take like 2mg, but I have no idea how much speed a tiger can do. Detected languages Raw content Share via ... 15 people reshared this Richard, David-T, Mark Asser, Cycling Stu, Bellycan, Preston von Gabbleduck, Arcadiagt5, Tim 🎮, David is Salty, Josh, prk, Bob Thomson and acb reshared this.
in reply to Sarah Brown Kincaid in reply to Sarah Brown • Friday, June 19, 2026, 5:06 PM • • i get the joke. But also, a todler is either 0.1cm/s or superluminal... Detected languages Raw content Share via ...
in reply to Kincaid kæt in reply to Kincaid • Friday, June 19, 2026, 8:04 PM • • @kincaid Yeah, that was my thought, too. A toddler cannot match anything in speed. They literally can't go the same speed as themself most of the time. @Kincaid Detected languages Raw content Share via ...
in reply to Sarah Brown fan boy 🪭 in reply to Sarah Brown • Friday, June 19, 2026, 5:07 PM • • My toddler has their own eBike (tricycle). This entry was edited (Friday, June 19, 2026, 5:08 PM) Detected languages Raw content Share via ...
in reply to Sarah Brown SecondUniverse (she/her/they) in reply to Sarah Brown • Friday, June 19, 2026, 5:14 PM • • you don't want to see the kind of mayhem a tortoise on speed can wreak! Detected languages Raw content Share via ...
in reply to SecondUniverse (she/her/they) Cyberspice in reply to SecondUniverse (she/her/they) • Friday, June 19, 2026, 5:42 PM • • @SecondUniverse Have you seen those per tortoises which have been trained to use little skate boards? @SecondUniverse (she/her/they) Detected languages Raw content Share via ...
in reply to Cyberspice Cyberspice in reply to Cyberspice • Friday, June 19, 2026, 5:43 PM • • @SecondUniverseyoutube.com/shorts/TZ5nTcQKxcgSkater Turtle Goes Wild 😂Desfrute dos vídeos e da música que adora, carregue conteúdo original e partilhe-o com amigos, familiares e o mundo no YouTube.HL Stories (YouTube) @SecondUniverse (she/her/they) Detected languages Raw content Share via ...
in reply to Sarah Brown David Smith in reply to Sarah Brown • Friday, June 19, 2026, 5:22 PM • • Genuine LOL! :D Detected languages Raw content Share via ... Sarah Brown likes this.
in reply to Sarah Brown Cyberspice in reply to Sarah Brown • Friday, June 19, 2026, 5:41 PM • • What about if I duck tape the toddler to a skate board and push it down a hill?(Personally, as a teenager, I overtook a car down a hill on my skate board) Detected languages Raw content Share via ...
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Skater Turtle Goes Wild 😂
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in reply to Sarah Brown • • •What about if I duck tape the toddler to a skate board and push it down a hill?
(Personally, as a teenager, I overtook a car down a hill on my skate board)