Sarah Brown Friday, June 19, 2026, 5:01 PM • Sarah Brown Friday, June 19, 2026, 5:01 PM • I just got served this and what the hell?So a toddler can maybe take like 2mg, but I have no idea how much speed a tiger can do. Detected languages Raw content Share via ... 16 people reshared this Richard, David-T, stib, Mark Asser, Cycling Stu, Bellycan, Preston von Gabbleduck, Arcadiagt5, Tim 🎮, Salty, Josh, prk, Bob Thomson and acb reshared this.
in reply to Sarah Brown Kincaid in reply to Sarah Brown • Friday, June 19, 2026, 5:06 PM • • i get the joke. But also, a todler is either 0.1cm/s or superluminal... Detected languages Raw content Share via ...
in reply to Kincaid kæt in reply to Kincaid • Friday, June 19, 2026, 8:04 PM • • @kincaid Yeah, that was my thought, too. A toddler cannot match anything in speed. They literally can't go the same speed as themself most of the time. @Kincaid Detected languages Raw content Share via ...
in reply to Sarah Brown fan boy 🪭 in reply to Sarah Brown • Friday, June 19, 2026, 5:07 PM • • My toddler has their own eBike (tricycle). This entry was edited (Friday, June 19, 2026, 5:08 PM) Detected languages Raw content Share via ...
in reply to Sarah Brown SecondUniverse (she/her/they) in reply to Sarah Brown • Friday, June 19, 2026, 5:14 PM • • you don't want to see the kind of mayhem a tortoise on speed can wreak! Detected languages Raw content Share via ...
in reply to SecondUniverse (she/her/they) Cyberspice in reply to SecondUniverse (she/her/they) • Friday, June 19, 2026, 5:42 PM • • @SecondUniverse Have you seen those per tortoises which have been trained to use little skate boards? @SecondUniverse (she/her/they) Detected languages Raw content Share via ...
in reply to Cyberspice Cyberspice in reply to Cyberspice • Friday, June 19, 2026, 5:43 PM • • @SecondUniverseyoutube.com/shorts/TZ5nTcQKxcgSkater Turtle Goes Wild 😂Desfrute dos vídeos e da música que adora, carregue conteúdo original e partilhe-o com amigos, familiares e o mundo no YouTube.HL Stories (YouTube) @SecondUniverse (she/her/they) Detected languages Raw content Share via ...
in reply to Sarah Brown Rachel Lawson in reply to Sarah Brown • Friday, June 19, 2026, 5:14 PM • • The media in this post is not displayed to visitors. To view it, please go to the original post. loooks like he can handle loads… Detected languages Raw content Share via ... Sarah Brown likes this.
in reply to Sarah Brown David Smith in reply to Sarah Brown • Friday, June 19, 2026, 5:22 PM • • Genuine LOL! :D Detected languages Raw content Share via ... Sarah Brown likes this.
in reply to Sarah Brown Cyberspice in reply to Sarah Brown • Friday, June 19, 2026, 5:41 PM • • What about if I duck tape the toddler to a skate board and push it down a hill?(Personally, as a teenager, I overtook a car down a hill on my skate board) Detected languages Raw content Share via ...
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Skater Turtle Goes Wild 😂
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in reply to Sarah Brown • • •What about if I duck tape the toddler to a skate board and push it down a hill?
(Personally, as a teenager, I overtook a car down a hill on my skate board)