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Sarah Brown

goatsarah@thegoatery.dyndns.org

Sarah Brown

goatsarah@thegoatery.dyndns.org
Sarah. Transbian. Poly. Autistic (undiagnosed), ADHD (diagnosed), British (regretfully), aspiring Portuguesa, member of the Cult Of Amphetamine, old, tired.
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I just got served this and what the hell?

So a toddler can maybe take like 2mg, but I have no idea how much speed a tiger can do.

A Captcha asking me to tick each animal a toddler can match in speed
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in reply to Sarah Brown • today, 5:06 PM • •
i get the joke. But also, a todler is either 0.1cm/s or superluminal...
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My toddler has their own eBike (tricycle).
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you don't want to see the kind of mayhem a tortoise on speed can wreak!
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in reply to SecondUniverse (she/her/they) • today, 5:42 PM • •
@SecondUniverse Have you seen those per tortoises which have been trained to use little skate boards?
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Skater Turtle Goes Wild 😂

Desfrute dos vídeos e da música que adora, carregue conteúdo original e partilhe-o com amigos, familiares e o mundo no YouTube.
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loooks like he can handle loads…
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in reply to Sarah Brown • today, 5:22 PM • •
Genuine LOL! :D
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in reply to Sarah Brown • today, 5:41 PM • •

What about if I duck tape the toddler to a skate board and push it down a hill?

(Personally, as a teenager, I overtook a car down a hill on my skate board)

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