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Some people’s partners leave crumbs in their bed.

My darling wife leaves a chicken carcass, like she’s some sort of cat or some shit.

a chicken carcass, in a bowl, on my bed, by the pillows.
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Zoë O'Connell
Zoë O'Connell
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We're more refined in this household. We leave chickens rather than horse heads.
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alastair87
alastair87
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Have you ever actually seen her and the cat in the same place at the same time?
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Sarah Brown
Sarah Brown
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@Alastair Cooper We don't actually have a cat, on account of us both being allergic to them. Hmmmmm
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