There’s a new alternative to Twitter that I’ve developed and am accepting signups. The best bit is that you can run your own instance on a laptop, or even your phone! And it’s free!

Here’s how it works: open your notes application. Write out up to 280 characters. Repeat using new notes if you want a “thread”.

Then delete the whole lot.

Given nobody can actually read anything you post on Twitter, this is functionally equivalent to actually tweeting, except with far more uptime and no Nazis yelling at you to buy bitcoin for your grandma.

You’re welcome.