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Oh joy of joy and happiness (this might be sarcastic).

Just been invited to my first mammogram.

This is some proper bullshit right here.

in reply to Sarah Brown

“Dear Senhora Brown, we would like to crush your tits in a radioactive torture device. Please book online”

Oh fucking joy.

in reply to Sarah Brown

gotta check them tartars. Keep healthy and live a long life 💪🏻 (but yes, I’m not looking forward to reaching the age bracket when mine have to be squashed into that machine)