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Now the total fucking loon has made a taxi without windows. Wonder if the vomit from the inevitable motion sickness is also cleaned automatically?

Headlines when this thing hits the streets: “Robovans are making people travel sick. How come nobody predicted this?”

I’m predicting it, here and now. techcrunch.com/2024/10/10/robo…


Elon Musk unveils the Robovan: the biggest surprise from Tesla's We, Robot event | TechCrunch

Elon Musk unveiled a prototype of Tesla's Robovan on Thursday night during the company's We, Robot event in Los Angeles. The Robovan will be an electric,
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Johan Diederik
Johan Diederik
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Smart. No windows broken by a hammar at the show and the front automatically scrapes the victims of the streets. Well designed!
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Alisdair Calder McGregor
Alisdair Calder McGregor
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forget Banks; Musk is speedrunning towards Asimov's Solarian culture from the Naked Sun setting.
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Ben, A Spooky Autist 👻
Ben, A Spooky Autist 👻
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Presumably, the lack of windows stops the passengers from seeing everyone outside flipping them off. 🖕🏻
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FeralRobots
FeralRobots
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fortunately they'll never be implemented, so we won't need to find out.
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kianryan ☑️🐙🏳️‍🌈
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Looking at the interior photos, it appears to have one way glass?

I'm liking the Art Deco aesthetic. I'm liking this /much more/ than the damn Cybertruck. It's immensely impractical, and I'm not sure it'll ship in this form, but I think this is actually pretty cool.

I'd have one as a prop.
Just not from Tesla.

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