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in reply to Sarah Brown

Honestly, if that's too weird for you, you'll need to brace for Croatia's staging.
in reply to Sarah Brown

Honestly, it was funny seeing people go "oh this serves Rammstein" to Germany's act when... like, I knew what was coming. (I mean, between Germany and Croatia only one entry this year is ever likely perform with a giant inflatable phallus. Assuming they haven't already.)
in reply to Sarah Brown

I believe I described it as “what you get when you’re two pints in at 10pm and realise your essay is due in at 9am”
in reply to Sarah Brown

This is the sort of song that the UK submits when the BBC is feeling broke and REALLY doesn’t want to host #Poland #eurovision

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in reply to Sarah Brown

Lets the whole thing down by singing worse than me in the shower, and I sing very badly in the shower. #eurovision
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You can call all you want but there’s no answer yet and you’re not gonna reach my baguette. #eurovision
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Ah excuse me. Katy Perry stole “Firework” from Loreen. (Euphoria). 😜
in reply to Sarah Brown

Albania giving Spain an object lesson in how this should be done.
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Belgium, this is an advert for Debenhams. Let’s move swiftly on.
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It’s good, Moldova. It’s very #eurovision, but it’s not Finland

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in reply to Sarah Brown

It's grown on me since the semi. Still wouldn't top-5 it thought.
in reply to Sarah Brown

Definitely the easiest on the eye of the male-presenting entrants.
in reply to Sarah Brown

More suitable to the after show gig at Erotica than Eurovision