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First time @Zoë O'Connell and I have got to the boat in months.

A new lifeform has evolved, created from some sort of capillary action resulting in months old sewage working its way back into the toilet bowl. Dealing with it was more disgusting than I care to think about. I am now having a beer.

The utter glamour of yachting.

in reply to Sarah Brown

@Zoë O'Connell Yachting: unclogging a rank toilet while drinking tea that tastes of bleach.

Tomorrow we need to clean the accumulated verdigris off the deck with the jet wash. That bit at least is enjoyable.

The engine is running on diesel that's, on average, over a year old. It's not running very well on it. Need to sort that out too.

in reply to Sarah Brown

Remember this is the millionaire lifestyle the glorious people’s revolutionary orcas are trying to stop you enjoying.