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We went to a sex club, but told our teenagers we were going out to a posh restaurant. One insisted on finding out where we were eating and looked up the menu; we had to make up an entire imaginary dinner so we could answer their inevitable questions.
in reply to Fesshole 🧻

@Fesshole 🧻 Just tell them you went to a sex club. If they're teenagers they already know you screw, but absolutely do not want details.
in reply to Sarah Brown

@goatsarah @jesusmargar It's probaly the best answer, cause the average kid would assume that it was a "nah, we're not gonna tell ya" answer (while the non-average kid would get that it's the true answer and either squick out or go "good for you, no details please").