ADHD meds week 1: Wow! I’m basically neurotypical! Look how my house is spotless and I am getting inbox zero and making eye contact!

ADHD meds week 4: Hmm. That’s odd. I still put things down and forget immediately.

ADHD meds week 26: Oh god! These have basically stopped working!

ADHD meds week 30: Oh, no. They haven’t. It’s not that I lack executive function to Do The Things. It’s that I can’t be arsed.

ADHD meds week 40: Squirrel squirrel squirrel squirrel I AM CHAOS INCARNATE BUT NOW FUELED BY FINEST WIZZ! SEE ME UNMASK AND NOT CARE!