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What is the deal with Kettle Chips? They act like they’re a premium brand, but they’re actually very bad crisps with a relentlessly disappointing taste.
in reply to Sarah Brown

They're too hard at first and then go claggy and stick to your teeth.
in reply to Sarah Brown

It’s the way they try to make out that they’re lovingly hand made by artisans dropping slices of potato one by one into a cauldron with a skimmer which gets me. When they say ‘hand made’, the hand will press the button which lowers a basket of 20kg of potato into a vat for a precisely timed period.
in reply to Sarah Brown

Yes Kettle Chips are vile.
I've given up on crisps generally.

I really like these as an alternative:

trolley.co.uk/product/cofresh-…