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Thought it'd be funny to pretend to propose to my girlfriend with a Haribo ring. She said yes and got so excited before I could explain it was a joke. Panicked, and bought a real ring the same afternoon. Been married 14 years today. Never wanted to marry her in the first place
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this one's just bullshit, isn't it? I mean, not even trying to convince
in reply to Fesshole 🧻

If at least you're not trying to be funny anymore, there's some gain. 🙄
in reply to Fesshole 🧻

“I communicate the wrongness of the marriage by stirring her tea anti-clockwise”