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Amazon Prime and Sky Showtime mailed me on the same day to tell me that I have to pay more to avoid adverts.

Thing is, guys, a NordVPN subscription is cheaper.

Avast, and indeed, me hearties. ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿป



Ah, you know youโ€™re in the UK when you start getting the weird government Reddit ads. Iโ€™d forgotten about those, to wit:

YOUโ€™RE PROBABLY A NONCE WITH A GAMBLING ADDICTION. ALSO YOU HAVE CANCER, I BET!

in reply to Adam

@Adam I have an exit node in a country that isnโ€™t batshit.
@Adam
in reply to Sarah Brown

yeah, but no ads are better than merely less batshit ads.

friendica (DFRN) - Link to source

737-Max 8200 today, lads. Probably not going to die.
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Sarah Brown
@Roche Limit well, given I was able to report back โ€ฆ


From elsewhere, ukpol, me on Farage

It was noted that Farage is seen as โ€œvulgarโ€ by the people who inhabit the Tory back rooms, and my response was, โ€œ I mean, come on. Looking at him you just KNOW heโ€™s walking around in 1970s nylon y-fronts that he only changes once every 4 days.

The guy is basically every Sid James character from Carry On, but unironically.โ€

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Oh dear god, this.

Like, itโ€™s endemic. โ€œMy entire family just got slaughtered in a pig manure drowning accident lolโ€

Why would you write like that?

in reply to Sarah Brown

I have a friend that ends just about every sentence with the same emoji ๐Ÿซฃ

It is properly weird and drives me nuts ๐Ÿซฃ

in reply to Rachel Lawson

@Rachel Lawson Just searched for a bunch of examples on Reddit. AITA is a good source.

Stuff like, โ€œmy sister was mean to me and Iโ€™m really upset lolโ€

Like, I canโ€™t be the only one imaging them on the verge of crying and then suddenly tossing their head back and laughing.



Guys, the neighbours in bsky are having discourse about literally having sex with literal human skulls.

In case you thought owt going on here was weird.

in reply to Sarah Brown

... There's context to this, but I'm scared for the context.

They're actually talking about skull fucking and not "skull fucking"?

in reply to Sarah Brown

"It's not how long it is that matters, it's where you occiput it".



Dear UK Gen X people: the chancellor of my stepsonโ€™s university is Milky Milky.

I will fucking PAY him to say โ€œlovelyโ€ when he gets his degree.

in reply to Sarah Brown

Just missed out on getting some gardening advice from Titchmarsh then โ€ฆ


Today's legal conundrum. If I let you decide between red and green smarties and you decide on a blue one, did you make a decision?
in reply to Alexandra Lanes

I made a decision but not in response to your request. Same as if you offered me red or green sweeties but I decided to, say, clean my glasses.
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Breathless press: Fusion energy breakthrough!

Me: reading article โ€œblah blah blah Lawrence Livermore blah

Me: This is nuclear bomb research. Nothing to see here. Also solar panels literally exist. Move along.


I swear, โ€œfusion power stationsโ€ are the global death industrial complexโ€™s fig leaf for bomb research just as โ€œhydrogen carsโ€ are the global death industrial complexโ€™s fig leaf for digging oil out of the ground.

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in reply to Sarah Brown

โ€œLook at me pretending to develop fusion power for A HUNDRED MILLION DOLLARS PER KILOWATT HOUR! Muhahahaha! Nobody suspects me of getting round non-proliferation treaties, which I literally admit to doing on my website!โ€

Solar panels: โ€œAm I a literal fucking joke to you?โ€

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America and France: Hi! We have world-leading programmes to develop and study high temperature deuterium-tritium plasmas, and also space programmes which use solid rocket boosters which you could hypothetically launch into a sub orbital trajectory with a payload of a few tonnes at very short notice. These are unrelated and very highly civilian normal things we are doing. Also, STAR TREK!


The right: Liberal democracy has become all the things Orwell warned us about in โ€œ1984โ€

Also the right: We are working to abolish the orgasm

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in reply to Sarah Brown

fascism, mental health
@A_C_McGregor hang on, this comment you made has the CW intact from its parent comment. Did you make that using different software?
in reply to Adam

fascism, mental health
@Adam @Alisdair Calder McGregor No, but these comments are confined to a subset of the places the main post went to.


Reddit โ€œreviewed my appealโ€ and found out that โ€œI wasnโ€™t in violation of their rulesโ€.

Sarah: 1
TERFs: 0

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friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
Sarah Brown
@fool presumably a TERF reported it
@fool
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friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
Sarah Brown

@fool Fucked if I know. Maybe the sub mods can pass it up the chain, and one of them is some kind of arsehole or something?

Surprised my appeal did anything tbh. Stranger things have happened.

@fool

in reply to Alexandra Lanes

A friend who's new to fedi asked me for context for this. I regret that sometimes I am entirely context-free.


โ€œThis lettuce is a deep state trans activistโ€ theguardian.com/us-news/2024/fโ€ฆ


I love the idea of getting vaccine boosters, but understand that in some places itโ€™s basically not possible. Consider the UK, for example, which is literally throwing Covid booster doses away rather than give them to people not in their โ€œat riskโ€ groups who want them.


Watched The Marvels tonight.

Legitimately lost it when โ€œMemoryโ€ started playing. What an excellent fun film!

in reply to Sarah Brown

"Stop running! Let the [redacted]! You will be fine!"

We howled, from beginning to end.


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Sarah Brown
@gz @Bรญch-Mรขy Nguyแป…n :verified: public health happens on a population level, not an individual level.


โ€œSo youโ€™ve found this website because your ADHD is flaring up to the point where deciding to boil an egg because itโ€™s nearly midnight and you have known for the last six hours that you need to eat, might as well be designing the logistics for a manned mission to fucking Pluto. Hereโ€™s a simple 87 point plan for getting yourself out of this funk. Point 1: have you tried not having ADHD?โ€

Who writes this bullshit?

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in reply to Alexandra Lanes

@Alexandra Lanes Dunno. I found mine at the CUCS AGM and just kinda went from there.



Just got a three day ban from Reddit for the sentence โ€œTERFs hate each other more than they hate trans womenโ€. Apparently it was reviewed by a human


If you use a laptop with a trackpad which you can scroll with two fingers, and you donโ€™t have a pinkie related disability, does your little finger do this?
in reply to Alexandra Lanes

To add even more variety, when I use the first two fingers to do something, I keep the others curled, not sticking out.
in reply to Ozzy

@Ozzy The third is just about happy to be curled, but when itโ€™s raised above the trackpad the pinkie feels like it has to be elevated too
@Ozzy


Hey, instance admins, if you want to deal with the current spam problem, check this out: mastodon.de/@ErikUden/11194030โ€ฆ

And consider sending some money to @Erik Uden ๐Ÿฆฃ๐Ÿ‘:coffefied: because he's doing us all a huge favour.

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in reply to Sarah Brown

Honestly, I think this is a wakeup call for the fediverse. This time it was mostly harmless spam images.

Eventually though, someone is gonna use the same trick to send seriously nasty stuff to our servers, and our timelines. The sort of stuff that you need therapy to try and unsee.

We, collectively, need to try and stop that before it happens.

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in reply to Sarah Brown

Argh, the post you referenced has updated since I last read it. Sorry for my uselessness.


Muppet be like, โ€œlook at what trans people made us do!โ€

dailykos.com/stories/2024/2/18โ€ฆ

in reply to Sarah Brown

Sounds like the LGBTQ+ agenda is a good one. I can get on board with that.

Also I hope they donโ€™t let them back.



TIL; thereโ€™s a bit of Sahara on the Egypt/Sudan border that no nation state recognises as part of its territory.

So if youโ€™re looking for somewhere to do crimesโ€ฆ

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in reply to Sarah Brown

@Sarah Brown If itโ€™s nobodyโ€™s jurisdiction and thereโ€™s nobody thereโ€ฆ can you do crimes?


I made a new heavy lifter in KSP. It's called the GooseGooseGo, because of course it is.

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Sarah Brown
@gz @Ghost of Hope All their planes have airstairs. They use both front and rear entrances (with ground steps for the rear one), and they only have two classes of boarding: priority (where you get to use the overhead bins) and non priority (where you do not, unless youโ€™re in an exit row). You wanna use an overhead bin, you have to pay extra.
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There are white sauce, brown sauce, and orange sauce. The last one only just counts because itโ€™s really named for the fruit not the colour. But ANYWAY can fedi think of any other sauces named for their colour?

in reply to Alexandra Lanes

huh, I just said out loud "Too much cheese!" I must have your allocation, soz


Just had a moment of panic as my little fediverse instance started throwing out error messages and refusing to load images.

Turns out, while uploading a CSV file of instances to block for posting spam, Iโ€™d managed to create a defederation rule for a server with no name.

It didnโ€™t like that, and the federation stuff started going a bit wrong.

Managed to remove the offending entry and all is well. Phew!




PSA for small server admins. Spam bots are searching you out and creating accounts for spamming the fediverse.

Other admins are dealing with this by mass defederation of contaminated instances.

If you admin a small server, ensure that you have open registration turned OFF. If not, you may find yourself getting widely blocked.

I get that vetting registrations is work, but if you allow other people on your server, then this is part of what you need to do to be a good citizen.

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There are a few weird differences between opposite-sex marriage, same-sex marriage, and civil partnerships. In particular, in the grounds on which the partnerships can be annulled on the application of one partner.

The first is that same-sex marriages aren't voidable for reasons of non-consummation; basically it used to mean "PIV sex" and Parliament didn't fancy trying to define consummation for same-sex couples in legislation.

The stranger one is that only marriage is voidable for reasons of venereal disease.



Took a picture of the moon fren with my camera because I felt like it.

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@argv minus one Their bombs are old as fuck.

And they arenโ€™t allowed to set them off by treaty.

So they do this instead. Even if they donโ€™t know why, it keeps the talent trained, I guess.



Not sure what it signifies that Thetford has a very gaudy statue of Thomas Paine, holding a copy of the Rights of Man upside down
in reply to Alexandra Lanes

Apparently (say the museum staff) the artist did it deliberately as a talking point. The gaudy paint job was recent, during lockdown.


Maybe I need to tone down the amount of bluesky in my feed. There appears to be discourse connecting Hamas to Goan trance music.


All sorts of people have tried to palm off doing real work on ChatGPT and friends. Has any legislature yet considered or passed legislation suspected of being autogenerated?

Bonus marks for working out how the rules of statutory interpretation apply to robotically created legislation



political rant

Thinking about UK Labour and the US Democrats, and their ideological clones across Europe.

Progressive parties seem have decided they donโ€™t need to provide HOPE any more.

Literally the only people offering hope and the possibility for change for the better in the future are fascists.

And theyโ€™re liars, but if the only other option on the menu is โ€œwe will keep things exactly the same and stuff will slowly get worse. Fuck you, and be greyโ€, then I can understand the temptation to vote for ANYONE offering something different.

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political rant

Itโ€™s notable that none of the various articles on the far-right co-opting farmers seem to notice this - if the fascists are the only people offering hope to <any group>, while regular pols donโ€™t give a toss, donโ€™t be surprised at the outcome.

Nothing stopping Rutte or VdL saying โ€œfarmers need to be paid to apply their skills as the spearhead of better environmental management, forestry, river and flood management, etc etc โ€, for example.

in reply to BashStKid

political rant

@BashStKid Exactly, but they seem to have a profound mental block about saying ANYTHING that offers ay chance of improvement in anything.

What has made them like this? They didn't used to be this way.

in reply to Sarah Brown

political rant
@Sarah Brown @BashStKid I can remember the huge sense of hope and change and relief when Blair came in in 1997. Not really anything here since.
in reply to Alexandra Lanes

political rant

@Alexandra Lanes @BashStKid They literally had "things can only get better" as their campaign song.

And now the attitude is like, "we must not make any improvements to anything ever. All the shit that the Tories did, that you're voting them out for? Not gonna change any of it. Tough titty."

in reply to Alexandra Lanes

re: political rant
@ajlanes @BashStKid Aye. I recall the scene at quarter to 10pm on 1 May 1997
My mate: I've spoilt my ballot paper. You don't actually think Tony Blair's left wing, do you?
Me: I know exactly what I've voted for. One night of excellent television. Let us now get a taxi to my flat and watch it.
in reply to Sarah Brown

political rant

it's just so *craven*

Like the facist press will savage them no matter what so fuck them and be bold and honest

Racist Uncle will vote Nazi^wReform no matter what so fuck him with a .303 and be bold and honest

And I understand that putting hard numbers on things is daft but for the love of god you can sell net zero as "yes, it's a bit up front, but you get *free* 'leccy for 6 months of the year and it fucks the Saudis and Putin with a wirebrush dipped in battery acid"



A recent interaction on the fediverse:

"This term makes no sense to me. Does anyone know the history and why it is used? Don't explain why you think it makes sense"

Me: "This is the history. Its common and established usage across many fields. Why don't you think it makes sense?"

"I mean it when I said don't explain why you think it makes sense"

So I told them that I answered their question, but had no time for miserable cunts, and blocked and eradicated all trace of them from my own server's database, because I can do that.

Fucksake though. Some of the stereotypes here are true.

Do fucking better.

in reply to Sarah Brown

The thing about the reputation that the Fediverse has for being full of "people like that" is that if you comment on it, they turn up.

Even when it's brutally obvious you're going to server block them for it. They can't seem to help themselves.

This is one of the nicest features here: with minimal effort, the tedious takes itself out.

in reply to Sarah Brown

Here's a good one:

"There are legitimate ways to conceptualise power dynamics which do not centre whatever US-specific racial category Americans have decided you belong to"

As Tom Lehrer said, they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide...

in reply to Sarah Brown

Reminds me of an old explanation of the term โ€œtrollingโ€ as in โ€œtrolling for fishโ€ but โ€œtrolling for newbiesโ€.

I hope you get a bountiful catch and a full blocklist!

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@Joseph Holsten I suspect I already have most of them from when people were being weird about orcas, but let's see.
in reply to Sarah Brown

Great, now I'm trying to recall all the verses of the song ...
in reply to BashStKid

@BashStKid mp3s, pdfs, sheet music all here for you!

tomlehrersongs.com/poisoning-pโ€ฆ

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in reply to Bethan M. Jenkins

@gwenynen Not many musicians release all their copyrights into the public domain, so well done Tom!

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