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The fuck are the juries smoking?

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The rest of you saw the butter, right? That wasn’t just for Portugal? #eurovision
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When was the butter? (and do you mean actual butter, or a polish lady churning butter because I'd guess the latter was a preview for the "here's some Eurovision classics" bit in the interval)


I feel kinda sorry for the Americans trying to post serious stuff right now. Someone should explain to them.

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Yes, sorry people in the USA.

I'm doing my best to avoid anything to do with it.

I don't even have a television either
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Honestly, it was funny seeing people go "oh this serves Rammstein" to Germany's act when... like, I knew what was coming. (I mean, between Germany and Croatia only one entry this year is ever likely perform with a giant inflatable phallus. Assuming they haven't already.)


One disadvantage of running a Friendica server on an old Laptop was that the contact discovery feature cooked the poor thing, so I turned it off.

Experimentally turned it back on on the new M2 Mac mini server. It appears to give no fucks.

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I only know my M1 mini has a fan because of teardowns and feeling cold air coming out from the back. Whatever I do, it stays quiet. These chips are magic.


Just moved my Frienidca server to a nice shiny new Mac Mini M2.

It's very fast!

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@Sarah Brown I don't run a server but I'm very concerned about how tech companies use my data, so to the extent that I can, I cut them out of the loop.
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@Florida Ted Were it Google or similar, I would agree.

But Apple's business model with their cloud services is to sell their hardware, and to sell the service directly. I pay them for a big encrypted hard disk in the cloud, they provide.




Ever had to turn round in the departure lounge after passing through passport control and reenter because you suddenly need to not take your flight?

I just did. The border guard smirked.

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@Ailbhe Thing we were travelling to London for was cancelled. Not the end of the world.

But we only found out after passing through passport control



Nearly finished crunching my way through the Silo trilogy. One thing I can’t work out: the author is American, but the books are written in British English.
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Editing for the market?

The copy of Neverwhere I bought in the States had Richard falling on the sidewalk in the opening chapter. In Edinburgh, some publishers localise a bit too much at times



Being a Secondary Victim is a Bad Joke


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Started reading the Silo trilogy after seeing the first two episodes on ATV+ and can’t get over the world building being utterly ruined by the author’s complete inability to work out how long it would take averagely fit people in typical physical shape to walk down and then up 150 flights of stairs (4 hours, give or take, if you take it easy and stop for lunch; it’s like half the Llanberis path up Snowdon).

Book has it being a two day trip.

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Watched the first episode yesterday (didn't read the book so I don't know the plot). What amazes me is someone had the technology to build a seemingly self-sustaining world underground and didn't think about lifts. 😄

Also, not knowing the plot, I may be saying something silly, but I couldn't stop thinking “take of the helmet, you're being poisoned!" during the last part of the episode.

I may subscribe to watch this when all the episodes are released.



Have ordered a new server for my friendica instance: M2 Mac Mini, 16 gigs of RAM, 512 gig SSD. It should run very nicely.
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I was initially looking at a NUC, but for about 1100 euros came to the conclusion that you couldn’t beat an M2 Mac Mini on performance.

I was surprised.

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I wonder how that’s come about. Maybe the Apple ARM silicon is just so good now


Twitter user: I’m trying to get tech support from Twitter dot com

Me: I’m trying to get fresh milk from this pissed off male Canada goose, but we can’t always get what we want.



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Me, after phoning family to arrange meeting them at the airport tomorrow: It sounds like they’re on track.

@Sylvia Knight: so is America

Me, sighing: how many dead this time?

Sylvia: Eight, shopping mall because it’s the weekend and schools are closed.




Twitter users wondering why they can’t get tech support are like guests in a burning hotel wondering why nobody is answering when they ring the front desk to enquire why their room is full of smoke and they can’t get the Discovery Channel.

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In Portuguese, object pronouns move from the end of the verb to the start if certain words precede the verb.

In English, object pronouns move from the end of the verb to the start because you're not my mum and you can't tell me what to do.

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Looking at upgrading my friendica server from the knackered old laptop it’s running on.

Was initially looking at an i7 NUC somewhere around the 1200€ mark.

But the more I looked, the more it made sense to spend the same money on an M2 Mac mini instead.

Which surprised me, but there we are.

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@Ghost of Hope I want to go with non VM Ubuntu because Docker is a pain on MacOS, but I just can't justify it.


That’s novel. First spam on here, from Mastodon.social.
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mendeddrum had a bunch apparently. Banhammered straight off
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@Alisdair Calder McGregor sadly friendica doesn’t have that functionality.


Some scientist on the net is VERY CONCERNED you guys that sand was found on cars five miles from the SpaceX Starship/Super Heavy launch. Apparently there must be TERRIBLE FORCES OF DOOM involved because there is bi feasible way sand could travel that far through the air unless launched initially with TERRIFYING POWER.

Which gets me wondering what truly scary space programme Morocco must have because their shit from here keeps ending up on my windows.

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Don’t know. But this one arrived properly. 😄 Maybe whatever it was fixed itself.



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from what i read, you can only join if you get an invite, and I guess I am not on the right people's radar.
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@Andy I just made a post asking if anyone had one spare, and a couple of weeks later someone must have remembered seeing it. Doesn’t ask, doesn’t get.
@Andy



I have installed Windows 11 ARM64 in a virtual machine on my Mac to see if I can,

The scrolling is upside down.

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OK, and we will turn that off.

Will keep the VM around in case I need it, but ... urgh



Women only tower block in London will include transgender women in allowed tennants.

Nobody tell Twitter. I’m not sure even their servers could take the resultant foaming.

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we need to calculate the best moment to do something trans-positive in order to bring Twitter down for good


Being disposed of a natural curiosity, I'm checking out Bluesky (I'm @goatsarah.sarahlizzy.org there).

So a lot of the people there are here too. Other than that, it seems to be a much smaller twitter without TERFs (yet?).

The inability to write long form posts is already frustrating me (and part of the reason why I use Friendica, not Mastodon)

Anyway, have seen various suggestions that it's full of crypto wankers and nazis. If it is, I haven't encountered them.

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"Being disposed of a natural curiosity", sounds like the opening line to a Victorian short story, in which the protagonist inevitably ends up in trouble
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@Zoe O'Connell I can literally hear you dictate that from the next room. You don't need to talk to me using activitypub
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Well, if I had two working hands, I would be typing my reply here anyway.
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I've heard that part of the problem is that the moderation system, means that whilst you may not be able to see certain content, those users can still see you (that and such users are not simply banned but simply labelled). Of course this is anecdotal as I've not tried it. Thanks for being a guinea pig so I don't have to.



TERF wanker discussion

Just snuck a peek at the weird Cherry TERF’s Twitter and she’s like all, “wahhhh wahhhhhhhh wahhhhhhhhhhhh!”

Which is always a dignified way for an adult biological human to behave. tenor.com/bW9HH.gif



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I'm so tired. I checked my pay recently, and due to inflation I'm effectively paid less than I was when I was the level below my current in 2015.


Yesterday, at a cafe in Sagres. Asked the waitress for the bill:

"Queríamos a conta, se faz favor?" - could we have the bill please.

And she didn't understand a word.

And I'm thinking, "oh no! Is my accent really that bad?"

Turns out she was French and barely spoke any Portuguese herself.

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Same, in French-speaking part of Brussels but the server was also a foreigner and spoke much less French than I. Doesn't bother the lunch crowd, though!


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How old is the car and how’s the battery life so far? I’ve always wondered how well does the Leaf do long term on hot climates being one of the few EVs without an actively cooled battery.
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Battery still reporting 100% health. Had the car for 2 years and done about 30,000km.
No cooling os a problem if I want to go more than 600km in a day, but that’s rare.


Checking out Friendica 2023.04's drag and drop image upload feature and it gives me an excuse to share me living my best life 😊


Just upgraded my friendica node. Can someone interact with this post so I know it’s federating? Ta.

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Anyone got a bluesky invite? I’m interested in checking it out


“Hey Siri, how do I demonstrate I completely missed the point and have no understanding of the British class system?” songtell.com/the-divine-comedy…

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oh dear. missing quite a bit more than that I'd say. Or maybe not *missing* it at all.
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