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Watching a pair of flies go round and round aimlessly in my bedroom. They are clearly lost.

Humans are better than flies because shortly after developing flight, we developed air traffic control to avoid this problem.

Flies have been at this for a gazillion years and they don’t have ILS or navigation beacons or anything.

Bit shit of them really. Flies, do better!

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in reply to Sarah Brown

They may not be being crap -- there's a particular spot in my house where small (and thankfully inaudible and non-bitey) flies circulate, up to a couple of dozen on a hot day with windows open -- I don't think it's a chemical cue, I suspect it's a consensus fly nightclub spot, à la https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tokunagayusurika_akamusi#Swarming
in reply to Sarah Brown

@goatsarah@thegoatery.dyndns.orgIt amazes me how they will manage to fly into my home through a slightly open window - a one in a trillion chance given the vastness of outside to a fly - but they could literally die trying to exit that same still-open window again, completely forgetting the path by which they entered and hammering themselves into the invisible force field ad infinitum. I had to help one yesterday using a curtain to block off his escapes routes.

Flies, man. Idiots.

in reply to Uraael

@Uraael windows are a one-way portal for a fly, a bit like in 2001.
in reply to Sarah Brown

would that mean I get to declare the area around my body and kitchen restricted airspace? Cause if so, I’m on board!

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