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Oh no, it's the second time in a couple months a hacker took over all my devices and caught me masturbating to "highly controversial porn videos"! Thankfully it's only going to cost me US $1320 in cryptocurrency to an anonymous wallet to make the worry go away. 😌
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Mike P
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Mike P
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Yesterday I got caught twice. In the same day.

You'd think I'd have learnt my lesson after the first one. ;)

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Mike P
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@bekopharm Now I need to be careful to pay the ransoms in the right order, so that all my files get decrypted properly.
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Beko Pharm
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@FenTiger idk. I didn't even find encrypted files yet. Looking for years now!
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Hypolite Petovan
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@Mike P @Beko Pharm Ah no, they’re an omniscient God, but no files are touched by their stealthy Trojan software (don’t try to look for it).
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Hypolite Petovan
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@Sarah Brown Sadly, the actual email account they used to send their email before spoofing my email address has reached its storage quota and won’t accept further mail. 😢
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Hypolite Petovan
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@Sarah Brown So unprofessional, completely unacceptable.
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A Sweet Gentleman
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I'm jealous. When they hack me they just ask for money and never mention my controversial porn video.😤​
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