A very good morning to the Spanish Civil Patrol, who have made my #FailureFriday mission easier this week by smacking into [checks notes] the runway lighting system at Gibraltar's airport.
What they thought they were doing on short finals remains a mystery, but the diplomatic protests will no doubt be nothing compared to the undiplomatic ones of their boss.
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Dreadnought Holiday
in reply to Dreadnought Holiday • • •(in truth, we do know what they were doing partly because newspapers report they were chasing smugglers into British waters, but also because - excitingly - there's video)
https://youtu.be/Y31UR6wLi5Y?si=bFsPRyLusbBmkMqP
Guardia Civil boat smashes into runway lights following reported chase at sea
YouTubeJoão Tiago Rebelo
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in reply to João Tiago Rebelo • • •In their defence they were flashing.
"Can you see any lights?"
"Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No..."
vieuxnez
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Five lights? No lights? Five lights? No li...
New-Cleckit Dominie
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in reply to Dreadnought Holiday • • •Also, they don't seem to be chasing another boat?
InkySchwartz
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in reply to Dreadnought Holiday • • •"A spokesperson said all agents appear to be well and the vessel remains seaworthy…"
Seaworthiness standards appear to be a lot more flexible than I expected.
Rev. Roger BW 😷
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in reply to Dreadnought Holiday • • •Fortunately it seems nobody was hurt but looking at the damage they were lucky the boat didn't sink on the spot.
It takes a certain sort of pilot to steer directly into two big flashing red lights. I suspect they will be asked some searching questions about their eyesight.
Certainly a good candidate for #FailureFriday
Colin Watson
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in reply to Dreadnought Holiday • • •The driver didn't book an eye test yesterday
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in reply to Dreadnought Holiday • • •@cjwatson @X31Andy Just for the benefit of non UK readers, Specsavers has a long running series of adverts where something dumb happens because of poor sight, followed by the strap line "should have gone to Specsavers". My favourite is the shepherd accidentally shearing his sheepdog.
This picture would have fitted in perfectly.
Pascal
in reply to Dreadnought Holiday • • •*Pull up*
*Too low terrain*
BashStKid
in reply to Dreadnought Holiday • • •I can’t get over how they’ve steered into the lights.
“Hola, this is the patrol, pull over or be rammed”
“This is a runway, mate, your call”
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in reply to DelRider • • •@DelRider worth noting that the loss of spatial awareness started well before the lights became a threat - it's really hard to crash into Gibraltan infrastructure when you stay in Spanish waters like you're supposed to...
(Without really going into the whole Gibraltar/Spain pissing contest, everyone knows where they're currently supposed to be even if the strict letter of the law gets overlooked or sometimes embarrassingly misplaced)
ottO
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