Internet forums do my head in sometimes.

“Hi, I want to do A. I will need help with this. Does anyone have recommendations for someone who can provide these professional services?”

“Don’t do A. Do B instead”

“Thanks, but B does not interest me. I’m looking for someone to help me do A”

“You could do C”

“It’s my understanding that C will get me arrested for tax evasion, which is why I need someone to help me do A”

“Ok, have you tried B?”

ARGH!