Me: “The Tailscale net access thingy is a front end to masquerading.”

@Zoë O'Connell ”Masquerade! Paper faces on parade!”

Me: “That is a shit musical.”

Zoe, offended: “Why?”

Me: “It has two good songs and no story.”

Zoe: “Hang on, which musical is it?”

Me: “Phantom”

Zoe: “Oh, yes, you’re right. It is a shit musical.”