@Alisdair Calder McGregor Yeah. Stupid cunts.

I mean, I don't mean to be weird, but some of you people profoundly, truly, madly, deeply need to get a fucking life.

I just want you to know that every single one, and there were only five, but every single one, is in a really whiny nasal voice in my headcannon.

"Thank you for submitting this report about our user, GoatSarah. We appreciate that this may not be the news that you were hoping for, but the post you reported does not violate our community standards. There are, however, still actions you can take. You can block the user in question! Also, you can fuck yourself up the arse with a rusty wrought iron fencepost tipped in a cocktail of capsaicin and curare. Thanks for reaching out!"

@Piers Cawley It's Cockney rhyming slang: Septic tank - yank.

@fool You know that if you post, "dust off and nuke the site from orbit" on the Aliens fan group on Facebook, your account will get banned automatically, and there is nothing that the mods can do about it.

@fool That's ironic, as one of my abuse reports was for bing mean about murderfish (orcas).