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I am trapped on a train full of drunk footballists. Very very stressed.
in reply to Sarah Brown

Are they all the same team or of different teams? If different, then you may have an out.
in reply to Sarah Brown

Well, if they were different, you could've shouted 'the other team is better' and then hijinks would've ensued!

The best you can do is look up a random controversial victory on google for the team and say that out loud when in trouble, and they'll be stuck in a loop of self-congratulatory talk, letting you off.

in reply to Sarah Brown

many years ago when smoking was still allowed on trains in the UK, I was in a carriage when a large group of fairly well lubricate lads came in. One was smoking and one of the others said loudly "you can't fucking smoke in here, it's a fucking no smoking carriage". They all duly left...
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