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Musk challenging fellow techno- oligarch arsehole, Mark Zuckerberg, to a cage fight is mind boggling Dunning-Kruger, even by his standards.

Musk is basically a walking heart attack waiting to happen. Zuckerberg will absolutely beat the crap out of him in pretty short order.

I hate them both, but I think I hate Musk more, and it’s a shame this thing isn’t actually going to happen, because I would dearly love to see him meet the limits of his own hubris.

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in reply to Sarah Brown

Oh, I'd love to see this happen Sarah.

Just so's we could lock the fricking cage and leave it locked for evermore

in reply to Sarah Brown

today I found out two things:

that Mark Zuckerberg explained that he’s recieved martial arts training from a young age on Joe Rogan’s podcast

and that a coworker apparently listen’s to Joe Rogan’s podcast

in reply to Sarah Brown

i added the information to the dossier of other suspect behavior I have noted from him
in reply to Luci Scissors

(he acts very very uncomfortable around me. but otherwise acts… mostly professional aside from
the conspicuously avoiding me and ghosting me)
in reply to Luci Scissors

this one is just kind of funny but he is also the only person in the whole department who refuses to say the cute catchphrase I coined
in reply to Luci Scissors

not that i expected *anyone* to copy me at all. but again, conspicuous
in reply to Luci Scissors

@bri_seven
It would of course be poor ifnormation hygeine for you to tell us that catchphrase, though that won't stop any of us from wanting to know.
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Sarah Brown

@David I’m reminded of the time when I was a preteen. I was bullied a lot. My friend’s brother thought he could get in on the action. He positioned himself and a crowd of about 20-30 kids on a bit of green space on the route between our homes and challenged me to a fight, effectively blocking my way unless I agreed.

I didn’t want to, but he made it very clear that I wasn’t getting past without.

I was a year older. I was taller. I walked up to him, knocked him down, sat on him before he could get up, then put my arm across his neck until has face turned purple and he started crying.

Then I got up and walked away.

He went home and cried to his mum. She effectively game him the “fuck around and find out” lecture.

Don’t challenge bullied kids to fights. They have likely learned through experience. Zuckerberg looks like he was bullied a lot more than Musk was.