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Me: “Well you see, guv, you for Charybdis on your rudder. Gonna be expensive. Need a lift”

The wife: Is that worse than Scylla? Same problem but with a Liverpool accent.

Me: Here’s our Graham to explain how fucked your propeller is!

in reply to Sarah Brown

Graham: "looks like someone's already nicked yer wheels though...
"My mate down the pub can get you a new propeller though like"