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Reddit can be a useful knowledge base, but there are certain subject areas where the consensus voice will confidently, clearly, emphatically state something that is simply wrong.

My current irritation is r/sailing, which has a large number of people who have clearly never sailed beyond the yacht club bar, or maybe a small lake, and have precisely zero clue about the interplay between wind and current (because they never experience the latter), spouting off bullshit with authority.

And there’s no point arguing with them, but my god, the extent to which they are smug about being wrong is irritating as fuck.

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in reply to Sarah Brown

not reddit, but another sailing forum recently had several posters telling me you can't take apart a furler that way, it totally won't come apart that way in a thread where I was posting how I had taken it apart, with photos.
Deleted the thread and will post as an article to my own website instead.
What you get for trying to help.
in reply to Sarah Brown

Most of my sailing is on Lake Michigan which, while a great lake, is still just a lake.

First time I dropped into the Florida current I had a real eye opener. Absolutely took off with me.

in reply to SaraMG

@SaraMG We learned to sail in the Crouch estuary, as you know. The spring ebb runs at 5 knots there..
in reply to Sarah Brown

At 5kts, I'd doubt my engine's ability to get me home on its own. Did you ever have to sail+ motor up then drift down to your anchor bouy?
in reply to SaraMG

@SaraMG You time your arrival for the current conditions to be amenable. Getting this stuff right is a big part of RYA sailing courses.

In duress, you can burn diesel (the ebb through Portsmouth harbour’s entrance can be a bugger, but that’s only a few hundred metres), or you can drop a hook and wait for the tide to turn or slacken.

in reply to Sarah Brown

Oh sure, when all goes to plan I'm sure it's fine, it's more the "in duress" part of your reply I was looking for and... yeah, sounds like about what I'd end up doing.

Could you imagine mistiming the tides though? One minute you're up to your keel in mud, the next you're trudging through it, waist deep, clawing towards the shore... how could that even happen? ;)

in reply to SaraMG

@saramg A guy on my first aid course the following week recognised me from that 😕
in reply to Zoë O'Connell

@zoe He was probably wondering how many of us he'd have to do CPR on by the end of the day.
in reply to Alexandra Lanes

@ajlanes A short one. Out kayaking, mistimed the tides, wound up having to trudge through thick waist deep mud for 50 meters or so at the end. Coated in mud, but able to jump in a creek to rinse off. Just your average type 2 fun.
in reply to SaraMG

@saramg When I was out paddling on the east coast with @thelocalecho we got a bit like that at the end once. Wading through mud didn’t appeal so I hauled myself along in the boat paddlestroke by sludgy paddlestroke up to the rocks. I don’t know whether it was any less effort but I was determined I wasn’t going to wade any more than I absolutely had to!
in reply to SaraMG

@saramg @ajlanes @thelocalecho Oh, the incident with Sara was *worse*. Far worse. Think "Oh my gods, are we going to end up on the Nine O'Clock news as tragic deaths at rural town".

We learnt our lesson.

in reply to Zoë O'Connell

@zoe @thelocalecho Ahem. Type. Two. Fun.

It's one of my favorite near-death experiences with you lot.

@ajlanes Yes, there are other near-death stories.

And they laughed when I joked about being left for dead in the desert...

in reply to SaraMG

@saramg @zoe I do sometimes feel like I’m sifting through fifteen years of fondly remembered mortal terror 🥰
in reply to Alexandra Lanes

@ajlanes @zoe "fondly remembered mortal terror" made me legit laugh out loud. Thank you for that.
in reply to SaraMG

@SaraMG @Alexandra Lanes @Sylvia Knight @Zoë O'Connell It wasn’t a near death experience. We had hours before the water came back and even if it did, we all had boats with us.
in reply to Sarah Brown

@ajlanes @thelocalecho @zoe Crib Goch wasn't near-death either, but I still felt profoundly unwise wandering along a steep spine of wet, slick rock in dense fog over a 500m drop to either side.
in reply to SaraMG

@saramg @thelocalecho @ajlanes Abseiling 120' down a waterfall into a river in flash flood, then walking out past the "route closed" signs was a memorable one.
in reply to Sarah Brown

@ajlanes @thelocalecho @saramg I figure it was fair you did the running, after all, I'd done the abseil into a flooded river with the possibility of having to climb back up a very slippery waterfall.
in reply to Sarah Brown

“zero clue about the interplay between wind and current” pretty much describes most legal online comment too
in reply to Kyozou

@Kyozou They’re upset that wind instruments calculate true wind by subtracting the boat’s speed from the apparent wind.

Apparently they want ground wind instead, because they’re fucking idiots.

in reply to Kyozou

@Kyozou I gave them that link. Their conclusion was that Raymarine, the people who make the instruments on their boats, “don’t know what they’re talking about”.

Honestly, there needs to be a simple slap delivery protocol.

in reply to Sarah Brown

@Kyozou Oh, and it gets better: “they’re only saying this because GPS isn’t accurate enough to give a good enough speed to calculate what the wind is really doing”

NOBODY CARES ABOUT GROUND WIND. IT ISN’T CALCULATED BECAUSE IT ISN’T USEFUL.

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Sarah Brown

@Piers Cawley My favourite one was approaching Dover harbour once. Dover is where the tide race for Great Britain meets. As a result the tide tables can be … aspirational.

On this one day, it was wrong. The water was meant to be 1st behind us. It was 2-3kts in front instead. Traffic control was trying to slot us in between a couple of Dover Calais ferries (bloody big fuckers), and was getting frustrated watching us on AIS approaching at barely 3 knots.

“Scarlet scarlet, Dover Dover, is that your best speed? Over”

“Dover, Scarlet, unfortunately it is. Sorry. Over”

Meanwhile the poor engine was screaming.

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Sarah Brown

@Piers Cawley oh, cool! What were you sailing? Some sort of bilge keeler? Bridlington is quite shallow, isn’t it?

My boat currently lives in Portsmouth harbour. The Solent isn’t so bad. Watch the tides, especially around the Needles channel. Wind gets weird around Southampton water in a south westerly. Stay out of the shipping channels in the eastern Solent, and beware the ferries, because half of them are piloted by the marine equivalent of white van man.

in reply to Sarah Brown

There’s a lot of big subreddits specifically dedicated to being vile and wrong, and then smug about it. 🙁

Wish there were an alternative (I’ve pretty much stopped using it) but my kbin experience was a resounding flop. I check it maybe once a week and each time I ask myself “why did I bother?”:(

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Sarah Brown
@Piers Cawley Lot of squibs when we used to be based at Burnham on Crouch. It was kinda their thing.