Did you consider this when you married him? Also, what makes you think he's unaware of it?

I shit with the door WIDE open. So the kids can come with me....... the dog kids lol..... my spouse does it at the other end of the house with the door closed and locked

This is just...sad.

@goatsarah How do you know it wasn't posted by a man?

No rimming then?

And you think they haven't noticed the house always smells of air freshner when they get back..?

You're going to have such fun when you're both retired! I'd get it sorted before then if I was you.

Him: “Another shit errand.”

parcopresis. Therapy.