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Wow! Natalie the Bird is on r/compoface for being cancelled by TEH TRANZ in the Daily Mail.

According to a barely legible black smudge, she was a “would be MP” but the transes cancelled her. Shocking!

Except, and this is slightly inconvenient for her, I have some considerable familiarity with ol’ ms Bird here and the real reason she can’t be an MP is that she is the platonic reference Dunning Kruger effect. This is someone would would fail, by a long way, to meet the abysmally low bar set by Liz Truss and that Tory bloke who thinks women’s blood doesn’t clot when there’s a full moon.

r/compoface is the wrong community for her. R/StoriesAboutKevin, on the other hand, would be perfect.

https://reddit.com/r/compoface/s/rHn9Af1FDM

in reply to Sarah Brown

I am sad to report that despite her being very, very dim, the Liberal Democrats did have her as a potential PPC in Little Shitsbury on the Wold for five nanoseconds, largely because nobody else wanted to do it and she was having a good day so remembered to keep breathing in and out and not blurt out, “THE TRANS DID SEVEN ELEVEN” during the interview.

Then they realised that even by the low intake standard of British MP material, she was a liability, and dropped her.

I expect the Tories would have been fine with everything. They’re a lot less fussy.

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Sarah Brown

@Alisdair Calder McGregor When I was a party member, I occasionally had the TERF crowd do stuff like jump in a lift with me at conference and suchlike.

I can only assume it’s because they’re trying to provoke some sort of physical response so they can be the biggest victims in the universe.

in reply to Sarah Brown

Did she turn up for the photoshoot shit-faced? They've had to give her something to hold on to.
in reply to BoneHouseWasps 🔶

@BoneHouseWasps 🔶 I expect she saw something that startled her. Maybe she thought her reflection in the photographer’s lens was a scary trans Naatalie doppelgänger clone or something.