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Sarah Brown

goatsarah@thegoatery.dyndns.org

I'm Sarah. I'm a Brit who fled to Portugal on account of Brexit, increasing intolerance and the British weather. I like climbing (although I can't do much any more for health reasons) and sailing. This is a Friendica account. Friendica is kinda like Facebook as Mastodon is kinda like Twitter, except they can talk to each other.

Lagos, Faro, Portugal

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Sarah Brown

7 months ago •

Sarah Brown
7 months ago •

Dateline, elsenet

Egg: Hi. My egg is breaking. What should I do?

Me: My sympathies. Try oestrogen.

Line goes dead.

Possibly too old for this shit. Anyway, oestrogen 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Sarah Brown

Unknown parent • 7 months ago •

@Natasha Jay 🇪🇺

A blue pill tied up in a pink bow with lightning around and text that says, "Oestrogen, bitches!"

@Natasha Jay

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Sarah Brown

Unknown parent • 7 months ago •

@Natasha Jay 🇪🇺 Move oestrogen! For great tits!

@Natasha Jay

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Alexandra Lanes

Unknown parent • 7 months ago from Mona for iPhone •

@Natasha Jay 🇪🇺 There should be oestrogen tea.

@Natasha Jay

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Alexandra Lanes

Unknown parent • 7 months ago from Mona for iPhone •

@Natasha Jay 🇪🇺 Ooh I could just go for an oestrogen Mai Tai right now.

@Natasha Jay

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Sarah Brown

in reply to Alexandra Lanes • 7 months ago •

@Alexandra Lanes @Natasha Jay 🇪🇺 Grind estradiol hemihydrate in a mortar and pestle. Put in tea. Done.

@Alexandra Lanes @Natasha Jay

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