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My water heater's app is so unreliable I just installed Home Assistant and ordered parts to plug a wifi microcontroller into its diagnostics port
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@twistylittlepassages you, you just pushed the Dan button that almost invariably goes into a whole rant thread, thank :blobpopcorn:
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@djsundog @twistylittlepassages literally marked a zero to that exact question five minutes after getting off the phone about two hours ago
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@twistylittlepassages how likely are you to recommend our hot water to friends and/or family over the next year?
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@djsundog @twistylittlepassages I will explain myself with a reply to the original post and it will be a long and bad explanation, I warn you in advance that you will gain nothing from reading it
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"Dan you muppet, why did you buy a water heater that uses an app"

Well a couple years ago my roof started leaking

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I called out the going-up-ladders people because there's only so many different types of danger my spouse will let me get into, given how many people she knows who've fallen off them. The ladder people tell me alright you've got some shingles damaged and some flashing leaking, that's no big deal, but the mid deal is that my chimney's so badly knackered that it's way beyond a simple slap-some-mortar-in job, there's several courses of bricks unaccounted for, I go "Oh aye I did find some underneath my window," the chimney was bollocksed is the headline, and it was gonna cost a LOT of money to fix it.

It was gonna cost so much money, in fact, that it'd be cheaper to remove the need for a chimney in the first place. The only thing left in the house that still used the chimney was the 20-odd-year-old gas water heater. I figured that thing was probably getting ready to rupture anyway so hell, heat pump water heater time.

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So I order this inside-out-fridge contraption from a company called RHEEM, also known as RUUD, and yes I very much am naming and shaming this company, and after going back and forth to the hardware store eight times I was on first name terms with the lady in the plumbing aisle and the proud owner of a new 240v line and a machine that makes my water hot by making my basement cold.

And there was a QR code on the side and a thing saying Download The Econet App! and I said "Pfft no" and if all went sensibly that should have been the end of it

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Rheem is a well-known Australian brand. Not surprised they got sucked into the internet of shit vortex.
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Things didn't go sensibly because an unrelated series of events did not go sensibly a few years before, and now I have a couch that reclines in such a way that my head enters an adjacent room.

Why do I recline into the next room over? For the same reason I had to build a four inch wide coffee table. Don't ask me questions about that today. The important part is that when I settle down at night with a glass of whiskey and some Star Trek, I press a button and lean my head back into a void in a rack that sits in my workshop, which is where this water heater lives, and the water heater, being a fridge, goes BRRRRRRRR

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It occurred to me at some point that if I had the app, I could tell this water heater Dude, it's ten o'clock at night, there's no need to be actively making more hot water right now, be quiet.

So I scanned the barcode and downloaded the app, which didn't work.

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In fairness to Rheem, the way the app didn't work WAS pretty funny. See, it made you register with them before you could schedule your water heater. So first it'd ask you what username you wanted.

I'm not gonna tell you my Rheem username, you'll have to wait for the inevitable data breach for that, so let's say it was ifixcoinops. So you tap the box (you have to do this on a phone, you can't register in a browser) and you tap the letter i on the keyboard and a little i pops up on the screen, quite clever really, then you press the f and the text hole has iif in it. Hmm. Alright well the next letter in "ifixcoinops" is another i, let's press the i on my keyboard, the text hole now says iififi.

Which is slightly unconventional, but okay, let's see where this is going, iifiifiiififiifix. So I introduce myself as mister iififiifixifixcifixcoifixcoiifixcoinifixcoinoifixcoinopifixcoinops, and it tells me there's not enough digits in my phone number

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Now I'm vaguely aware on some level that an awful lot of android apps are just a web browser with no clothes on, and that's certainly what this feels like, and buddy lemme tell you, HTML wants to work. It takes concerted, dedicated effort to make something fail this hard. Like, you've gotta code up some truly trollish javascript to make that kinda thing happen. So I guess hats off to Rheem.

Did I mention there wasn't even a place to put my phone number

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I see this on actual websites all the time, usually in the form of my keystrokes coming out in the wrong order when I *know* I typed the right thing

the good news is such fuckery is so common now that there are frameworks for such fuckery these days. you don't have to implement the fuckery yourself anymore. you just make a text box and say `React.useFuckMyShitUp()` and you're done

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I'm scratching my head over this and wondering if maybe something in my autocomplete settings are screwing with the input, I eventually figure out that they've somehow managed to make a form field that only works with specific software keyboards.

This is the first time I've ever seen anything like this. There's something new in the world. It's oddly beautiful, but haunting, a little melancholy. Luckily I have a few different keyboards installed on this thing so I change around a bunch until one of them works and lets me input normal words instead of this whimsy.

But there's still nowhere to put this phone number it's been asking me for, and no way to proceed, so I cast the app out of my mind for several more months

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Eventually one night listening to it go BRRRRRR I get big mad and want all the functions that I paid the better part of two grand (!) for, and I search around for other people having the same problem.

(note: I want to schedule the water heater's heaty times. There's a big dotmatrix screen and a bunch of buttons on the water heater itself. Someone at some point should have said "Wait.")

Turns out everyone's having this problem! Everyone's been having this problem for over four months! But in the meantime, instead of using the Rheem app, try the Rheem Econet app, or the Econet app.

These are real apps made by Rheem. They all do the same job but fail in different ways at different points

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Eventually - and I mean the sort of eventually that's measured in seasons - one of these apps lets me register for a Rheem account (why they couldn't just give me a link to those webpages I could access in a browser, I do not know) and then crashes, but another one lets me get the water heater connected to the wifi (there's no ethernet hole on this 300kg tank of water plumbed and wired into the house, it uses wifi only like your phone or handheld game console) and holy shit it works

It actually works

About 50% of the time

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Tip: if Rheem doesn't work try EcoNet, if EcoNet doesn't work try Rheem EcoNet, if Rheem EcoNet doesn't work you can also try Ruud

If one of them works, DO NOT ALLOW IT TO UPDATE

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Anyway at some point one of Rheem's other customers got pissed off enough with this tragicomedy to just completely write their own software from scratch, and of COURSE it works way better than the dogshit that Rheem put out

So yeah, the solution is to install Home Assistant on and old Raspberry Pi, get an ESP32 module and some phone wire, plug into the diagnostic port on the front and bypass everything to do with the official app and wifi interface entirely in favour of one that works.

Unfortunately this means you now have Home Assistant in your home, which means you now have a new hobby whether you want it or not

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So here I am, whiskey in my hand, trying to watch Captain Picard being competent, head in one room and feet in another, hearing a fridge getting my shower ready, big red angry face shouting at a cylinder
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You don't expect to have emotions about a water heater

It's supposed to be the most boring machine in the house

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I actually rang Rheem today, dude picked straight up on the first ring, his proposed solution was to try another phone

Mate every other app works on my phone

I was like, alright where does this thing spit out its logs, I'll email them to you, he's like I Don't Know

Didn't occur to him to go and find someone who does know

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Should never have to get on the phone to talk about a water heater

Yes hello I would like to have a lengthy conversation about a tube that makes water hot, this is a good use of two peoples' time

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Let's make the grey cylinder exciting, let's make it part of a hobby

The world isn't complex enough yet

The times are not interesting enough yet

Let's confuse a fridge into heating water and put it on the internet and give it anxiety

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this has certainly made me think twice about getting a heat pump water heater.
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wooooooof. I'm sorry you have to deal with all that. It's ridiculous 🙁
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The great thing about home assistant is how it automates all of the things so you have more free time to faff about with home assistant :blobthinksmart:
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Well I hope you're happy Fedi because I'm going to ikea tomorrow to buy tradfri bulbs
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hahahhahaHahhah worth getting a usb zigbee bridge less finikey than using their hub
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You've broken free from the deflection shield/excuse of waiting for the Matter (and Thread) standards to, well, matter…

May you survive without critical damage to your wallet or your free time. I might need to look away unless I succumb to the pull of Home Assistant as well.

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"Ordinary people have problems understanding me because I converse at a higher level" -> "No, you're just shit at communicating" energy going on here
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This has significantly undermined my enthusiasm for fixing this damn water heater
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This whole saga is infinitely more funny, if you, like me, thought the water heater meant the device that makes hot water for tea. That idea started to seem wrong, after the mention of a 300kg hunk of metal
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as someone with both that TV situation *and* Home Assistant colour controlled lightbulbs, just @ me next time
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(at least I just have a tablet stuck to the wall in the hallway for Home Assistant shiz though, and mostly it just adjusts the colour temperature automatically)
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@outie the "just" in that sentence is about to have a hernia with the amount of weight it's carrying
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This is literally why no one in my household ever uses the home cinema system except me.

(Fine, my mum plays Switch on it. But for watching movies and stuff.)

My takeaway is that AV receivers, although cool and useful, are surprisingly user-hostile for devices that have big labelled buttons on the front.

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Another household member is currently proposing building a DIY, LAN-only control system for smart lightbulbs.

We don't even own any smart lightbulbs.

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@HauntedOwlbear That's what Home Assistant is, basically; it's cloud-connected smart bulbs and home automation, but without the cloud, it just goes on a raspberry pi in your basement.

The other thing that Home Assistant is, is a baited trap for the terminally curious

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@HauntedOwlbear I have the UK bin collections plugin on mine. No idea how to make any use of it, but I have designs on getting a couple of smart solar LEDs and mounting them above the bins, to signify which one is due to go out.

Chance of that ever seeing the light of day is... slim

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🦝 Anyway I got some Tradfri lightbulbs and a ZigBee dongle plugged into a spare Pi on a long USB extension to avoid radio interference, and I went on aliexpress and ordered some cheap ZigBee knobs and buttons so I can set up cosier circadian-rhythm-respecting lights as a sidequest to schedule my water heater and monitor my eventual photovoltaic setup.

^ see that sentence? That's both a legit telling of what I've been up to lately, AND a self-parody shitpost. The only people who recognise it as a legit post are other doomed individuals.

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my partner brought some Philips Hue lightbulbs with her when we moved in together. she also passionately hates the use of the overhead light. upshot is I need to open the Hue app on my phone if I want the bedroom light on

it's been warning me for six months now I'll need to create a Hue account "soon". to operate the light next to my bed

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@jackeric See, on the one hand you could set up Home Assistant and buy a little battery-powered switch or knob that you can magnet or glue near the lamp so you don't have to use your phone. It'd also take over the whole Hue thing so you wouldn't have to involve Phillips anymore.

But on the other hand, if you did that then you'd be doomed.

I'm sorry for telling you this information, and please extend my sincerest apologies to your partner also

@jack
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@jackeric I had my business partner on the phone to me the other night, berating me because the pub staff were able to turn the lights in the back room of the pub to slightly too white a colour, when they turned them back from "purple" after their Halloween party a couple of weeks ago.

Apparently Home Assistant needs a feature that lets you lock down light colours now...

I have mollified him by making it email him the colour temperature of the lights each time they turn on. Ha!

@jack
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I ended up getting a bunch of smart dimmer switches and room presence sensors (PIR + mmWave), so now I have automatic lights that turn on dimly when it's late at night.

Do not ask me how long I spent doing this, you don't want to know.

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you're telling me "I'm doomed!"
Tell me something I don't already know! LOL
Maybe not. I haven't had time to start down the Home Assistant rabbit hole.
I just started the Obsidian Notes rabbit hole to maybe organize my PowerShell rabbit hole and if that goes well I'll be transferring my SQL notes there, and maybe my other stuff.
Still need to see if I can remote host Obsidian and self-sync to local devices.(Sorry, I'll pay for a product, but not for a service I can do myself.)
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It me. The whole thing, it me.

ZigBee stuff everywhere, weather monitoring, ambient monitoring in the house, or even tells me which bin to put out when thanks to something that scrapes my local council website.

Maps, location tracking, lights, a Geiger counter in the shed, the doorbell even has an ESP8266 inside to tell me when the bell rings.

I'm not entirely sure if this is a call for help...

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I'm glad I'm in a long term committed relationship because yikes can you imagine trying to use this software while dating

🦌 *tugging at shirt* Hey, do you mind if we turn the light off?

🦝 Sure!

🦌 OK~ wait why is there tape on your lightswitch

🦝 Oh wait yeah. Sorry. *grabs phone* Hold on. *fiddles* Just a sec.

🦌 um... ok?

🦝 Sorry. Just gotta do an update. Sorry. Just a sec. It's not normally like this

🦌 Did you just pull out your phone and start doomscrolling? While I'm right here?

🦝 sorry sorry no it's a different kind of doom, just a second, nearly there, sorry this never happens

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I should make myself some self-inflicted doom, I'm tired of imported doom.
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I feel called out, even though I'm not (yet!) on Home Assistant.

My bedroom lights are controlled via a rickety combo of SSH, HTTP, or an ancient speech recognition Python script made by a Googler in 2014 that uses an API key registered for local Chromium browser development.

All three methods break in fun ways.

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🦌 wait my purse is vibrating, someone must be calling me

🤖 HOME ASSISTANT HAS DETECTED. LOVENSE. LUSH. SET UP DEVICE NOW?

🦌 goodnight

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Better minds than mine have been warning about this shit since The Twilight Zone was new. What happens in every show that ever had an episode about The House Of The Future? Everyone's impressed for about five minutes and then it all goes wrong and there's usually at least one death.

But on the other hand, cosy lighting and RGB LED coolness so, y'know,

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*Rod Serling voice* Imagine a house, with a mind. A mechanical mind. Not one built by scientists, but by a pinball machine repairman. One unlucky family is about to discover the ramifications, in, The Twilight Zone
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jesus, what a voyage.
On the other end, I figure, there's a friend of mine who recently bought a ceiling fan (the cheapest one, of course), on the box there wasn't even if it had a remote or cords to operate.
Turns out it had a small box with a switch and a knob.. almost primitive, but 100 times better than this modern app/web/wifi appliances hell.
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Next up: wireless coin mechs to turn on your lights for a quarter per hour.
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You know the best thing about Home Assistant?

There are some things, if you shit all over them on the internet and say all the ways they messed up, their fanboys will come out and tell you hey no, you just don't understand it yet, it's not shit you are

Home Assistant, the fanboys come out and say haha yeah join the club, wait hold on I've got some even wilder stories, just you wait lol

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HA is always the opposite, it's more like competing for who's had the weirdest shit happening. And as a result maybe people finding answers! Definitely found answers to weird shit I had going on when laughing at weird shit and then workaround I hacked together. x3
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haha my wife is absolutely the queen of home automation in sundogistan and I shuffle around muttering very softly about when the light switches used to turn lights on and off.
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Although now I'm remembering two years ago, during the spring thaw, when the float switch on the pump that lifts our sewage up from under our house into the city's system failed. I put the pump on a smart switch and timed how long the well took to fill, and then made an automation in Home Assistant that ran the pump for 30 seconds every X minutes, and that kept us from disaster until the new switch was procured.
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Got sued by two different companies when I tried to trademark "iBM"
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@jordan
On the off chance you haven't seen this amazing Adult Swim sketch, it's very much related:
youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgB…
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🐴 "I use Home Assistant so I ripped all the lightswitches out, wired all my light sockets to be live all the time, and replaced the switches with Smart Switches that radio the computer and tell it to radio the bulb to turn off" ~ actual things that people do with Home Assistant

As someone who works with electricity, my absolute favourite thing in the world is components that are energized while giving the appearance that they are not

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this sounds like an entirely sensible approach and I'm sure it won't ever cause them any issues should they at any future point need to change the bulbs or the fittings.
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You should aspire to new favorites like "components that are energized but should never have been" like the time that I was getting 120v shocks from a (now disused) gas pipe in the wall.
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An actual forum thread I witnessed:

🐴 Hey my bulbs turn on after a power outage, even though I've got them set to turn on at zero brightness, what gives?

🐑 Yeah turns out there's a safety override so you don't think the socket's safe when it's actually live

🐴 Ugh, that's such bullshit, what are the manufacturers thinking? Has anyone figured out custom firmware for these things?

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I put a remote pack in her ceiling fan / light 'cause she couldn't reach the pull cord for the fan, so between the SMART KNOB and the remote control and the lightswitch itself she's got as many competing lightswitches as my dad's Frankenstein Land Rover has gear levers

The ONLY sensible thing involved in this is that if the bulb loses and then regains power, it defaults to being an unremarkable warm white bulb turned on at full brightness.

So we've had the conversation about how the knob works and how the remote pack works and how the light switch works and how if any of these things fails and she needs the light on she's gotta just flip the switch off and on again

This kid's doomed

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I'm using Shelly 1s with ESPhome behind my light switches. They are configured to always keep the power on for the bulbs. Using the switch sends a signal to Homeassistant to turn the smart bulb on or off. If that souldn't work or I need the power to turn off, I can quickly toggle the switch 3 times to have the Shelly toggle the relay to cut or restore power to the blub.I feeld like this is kinda the best of both worlds...
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So you decide to mess with Home Assistant and find out that this means you've gotta program your own dimmer switches.

(at this point, you've already had your Naked Lunch moment and you know the sensible thing is to run screaming but you're ploughing on regardless knowing whatever happens next, it's on you, bought and paid for)

So you write your dimmerSwitch.yaml in yaml which simultaneously stands for "Yet Another Markup Language" and "YAML Ain't a Markup Language" and is a cursed way to try and program, and you've filled your little yammal up with comments so when it breaks you can remind yourself what any of this crap means:

# dan it's 2am and this is the bit that registers the knob turning anticlockwise

# dear future dan, hi from tired past dan, this next part is a sin and I'm sorry

And you can do all this in an editor in the browser that's surprisingly capable, and hit Save.

You'll find out the next time you open the file that your comments were automatically and silently deleted, and you'll go "Huh, yeah, that tracks"

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YAML is the bit of Home Assistant that is the most utterly frustrating to understand.
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Note for normal people who actually work for a living: code is the part of the program that makes it work and paradoxically isn't all that important, comments are the part that make it keep working a couple of months later and Very Much Are Important.

Like, there's practically infinite ways to write a bit of code that does a thing, but the important part is the comment above your mess saying that the following bit of code does this thing, and the comment underneath apologising

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So I did some digging and apparently this mess is because Home Assistant itself does not speak YAML but JSON, no YAML files exist, and if you click the button labelled "Edit as YAML" then Home Assistant looks at its JSON files and conjures up a YAML for you to look at. When you hit Save, HA converts the YAML to JSON (which doesn't support comments (which makes it useless by default)) and discards the YAML, poof gone

WHY DOESN'T THE BUTTON SAY EDIT AS JSON AND JUST LET YOU EDIT THE JSON THEN FFS

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oh my god read this whole cursed thing community.home-assistant.io/t/…
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One of these days something like JSON5 will finally win and JSON will support comments in more places json5.org/
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For all this nonsense, home assistant has actually saved me a lot of time by telling me that JSON doesn't "do" comments, because I was gonna use it for an unrelated thing and now I know not to
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the forum is full of other people who Know that they've Done It To Themselves
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I found someone else having a problem with the whole YAML thing and they mentioned that it does occasionally swallow or rearrange chunks of code and HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT THAT WAS ME.

Going through my lamp thing the other night going "Huh, that's weird, this was working yesterday, what's the story with this... wow, I don't even remember putting that there, I must've been really tired... wait where'd the rest of it go..."

Gaslit!

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So they provided a fake programming interface

It's an interface that seems to do one thing (letting you edit a file) while doing another (the file doesn't exist, it never existed, it was conjured into being when you clicked Edit and it is converted to something else and then destroyed when you click Save)

This is just trolling surely

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considering solar panels but the thing that puts me off is the whole system is controlled by an app. Did think maybe I was being ridiculous but after reading all this.. maybe I do need a new hobby idk.
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you can go down another rabbit hole and try to program your automations in the Node-Red addon. I prefer that than yaml.
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Though this doesn't actually fix anything in the HA world, I thought I should let you know the joy and l lolsobs that dramatic readings of your HA threads bring to this programmer household.
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Dan I have read this entire saga and while I was planning on putting Home Assistant in my house to control some RGB lights ... I am much more dubious as to this being a good idea.
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@Heterokromia being able to arbitrarily colour the lighting in my spaces offers a lot of comfort value, soooo
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@aurynn @Heterokromia "soooooo I'm gonna turn my house into Terry Gilliam's Brazil" is how it's working out for me so far
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The Home Assistant wiki badly needs a section on how to properly apologise to your family members

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“why don't I get alerts from the driveway camera anymore?”

(I have not yet moved alerts to HA).

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In most cases (for me at least), the apology has less to do with the thing not working and more to do with my having made us late/not paying attention during dinner/just generally being engrossed because I'm hopelessly trying to debug it on my stupid phone because I can't handle the fact that it didn't work right.
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A friend sent me this article about the new trend in "Dumb Homes"

hollywoodreporter.com/lifestyl…

All I can say is, if anyone took basic technology such as *light switches* out of my home, I would be seeking vengeance.

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Dearest wife,

You must now speak aloud to turn on any light in this house.

I am deeply sorry,
Yours.

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I've started writing a set of documentation on how to "unsmart" the house as and when I shuffle off or become significantly less capable of doing that myself.

Funny how being told you have a terminal prognosis (albeit several years away) makes you do stuff you never thought of previously.

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"Calling the overhead middle-of-the-room bulbs "GI"" levels of pinball-mechanic-plays-with-computer-lightbulbs right here
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People are boosting the part of this thread where I had only just installed Home Assistant and didn't know how bad it was yet, where I say "Home Assistant is really neat and interesting" and this now feels like libel

Friends, Home Assistant is troll software. It's a trap for dads who dared to dream of a dignified future

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there's that old meme about how the real technologist has no smart devices at home save for a printer, and keeps a gun near the printer in case it makes any unexpected noises. I love how HASS is supposed to be the exception to this but instead is exemplary. I should probably keep a gun near my HASS server.
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The Home Assistant Doom Pipeline:

🦝 Smart home? Pfft, sounds like an unreliable pain in the arse

🦝 *fur slightly disheveled* Huh, they make lightbulbs where you can set the colour temperature with a switch now. It'd be nice to have them go warmcosy in the evenings without having to reach into the fixture and flip the switch...

🦝 *scratching ears, something falls out* Yaknow, that whole Smart Home thing would actually be pretty neat if it didn't involve any big spyware companies, I don't want google selling my bedtime to advertisers or whatever, if it could all just be locally-controlled then that changes the deal somewhat,

🦝 *eyes bloodshot, chewing on a pizza crust found behind the dumpster* Like if it were all open source and community-maintained. That might actually be really neat and interesting, you know that?

🦝 *abandoned by society, living in a box, tongue lapping inside a broken whiskey bottle* Like, Linux for your Lightbulbs! That actually sounds AWESOME

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🦝 I'm going to have a tame Torment Nexus that lives in my basement and works only for me
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thank you SO much, you've saved me from creating my own personal torment nexus. I live on a boat with inverters and a pellet stove which are already connected, so this definitely counts as a near miss event!
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Home Assistant is bad software, it's bad it's bad it's bad

BUT,

this is actually really cool and useful.

A bunch of $5 Zigbee temperature sensors spread out across the house so that I can see how the air moves, how the heat moves, throughout the day with charts and graphs.

Now I can see for instance, that my open-the-upstairs-window-and-point-a-fan-outwards trick only starts cooling the downstairs after the upstairs is coldened. See the big dip in the turquoise line around midnight, that's when I turned on the upstairs exhaust fan.

(the house has central air conditioning, which I tend to run for like ten minutes in the morning to get the humidity down)

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Compared to fans, AC does an absolute shit job of cooling down people, but it's brilliant at removing humidity

There's humidity sensors in these little temp boxes too, they run for a year on a coin cell, Pretty Neat

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Oh gosh, I am one of those "minimal tech and keep a gun by the printer in case it makes a weird noise" person but I DO have little thermometer/hygrometers all over my house to check humidity/temp and this is the first time I've looked at a Home Assistant use case and thought "Gosh, that might solve a problem for me"
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@jessamyn you're standing on the greased edges of a deep dark pit and I'm smiling and patting you chummily between the shoulderblades
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Just now I wondered whether to go get in the hammock, and I looked at the pink line and went "Right, the heat peaked at 4:30 yesterday, 4ish the day before, so it should start getting cooler soon," and that's nice. That's useful.
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These cheapo temp sensors detect tenth-of-a-degree changes and I can see the little bump where we got up and started moving around because we emit more heat when we move
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(also sticking this in the main thread 'cause it's come up a lot in replies, I know about whole-house fans and want one and think they're great but I have WEIRD GEOMETRY that makes installing one nontrivial, so pointing the fan out the window is what I'm doing instead of having one of those. Like a poor-man's whole-house fan)
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boosting bits from this thread because someone posted Home Assistant to Metafilter and if I can save one soul then all this will have been worth it
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Apologies for being the Obvious Troll, but Hubitat is almost as bad at HA, but with a nicer, less confusing UI, and a glitch in the C7 hub device that causes it to stop responding and require a power cycle every now and again, usually at the worst possible time in my busy day. 😀
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Sometimes something gets stuck in the freezer door and leaves it open a tiny crack and we don't notice until shit is fucked

Normal people: 🐇 Hmm better make sure to check the door when you walk past, or maybe get one of those alarm things that beep loud if the freezer gets too warm

Home Assistant havers: 🦝 If the freezer draws over 100w for longer than 60 minutes, turn all the lights in the house blue

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🦝 Actually let's mess with the lights any time a circuit does something out of the ordinary

🦝 A credit dot for my house

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Moving into a new house, well new-to-you, big old place out in the country, lotsa dark wood paneling, bare trees and leaves and the occasional feeling that something is watching you, locals clearly know something that they won't tell you because they don't want you to worry, things turn on and off by themselves at random, your neighbour says "Yeah it's an old house, weird wiring, don't pay any attention to those superstitious lot down the pub,"

is it ghosts, or did the last owner set up Home Assistant

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The ghosts set up Home Assistant. One of them is named Siri.

Your only hope is a plucky band of child detectives from the next village over. Stock up on ginger beer and cake.

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Someone fucking faved a post in my Home Assistant thread (how dare they, that's not a place of honour) and that reminded me to post this:

In August I put a box fan in the window of my attic facing in, hooked into a smart plug, and programmed Home Assistant to compare the temperature in the attic and the temperature outside and once every ten minutes run the fan for one minute per degree of difference. My AC use immediately dropped to under 20% of what it was before.

None of that outside air was getting blown in over people, so it wasn't cooling us directly. Hot house air had somewhere to rise and expand into I guess, and less of it was leaking out the attic into the living space. Fan draws about 100w for six to about 15 minutes per hour, AC draws 2,500 watts, it made a WAY bigger difference than I thought it would, the experiment was such a massive success I ended up making a permanent fan-holding wooden frame rather than duct tape

Just telling you now so you forget before June. Home Assistant is still very bad cursed software

in reply to Dan Fixes Coin-Ops

This is brilliant on one (for me) specific point. I would not have thought to have the fan blow IN. I would've followed the common wisdom (derp) of "Oh, this hot air needs to get forcibly vented out."

Then I'd have negative pressure in the attic compared to the house, making all the air leaks leak faster.

Fast forward to next summer, when I make a sparkly waterfall of fiberglass insulation pour down the upstairs hallway. LOL

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@kelvin0mql I actually did put it blowing out at first! And then I got all confused because the attic temperatures went UP! Like, SHARPLY up! Figured out that it was pulling in air backwards from the vents at the top of the roof, where the shingles are at their absolute hottest. The graph went the sort of vertical that you only ever see on Really Bad news reports. All the way up to 50 Celsius while I went "Maybe this'll get worse before it gets better" and then panicked and shut it off and posted here about it and then turned the fan around
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Cool!

Just for clarity: is the fan blowing air from the outside into the attic?

Or (and this is what your explanation sounds like) are you blowing the hot air out of the attic towards the outside?

(We have a similar issue here, and this sounds like it might help.)

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@slothrop I just replied to another post about this, retro.social/@ifixcoinops/1158… - the fan blows INTO the attic, at first I tried it the other way round as an exhaust fan and it made it wooooorse lol


@kelvin0mql I actually did put it blowing out at first! And then I got all confused because the attic temperatures went UP! Like, SHARPLY up! Figured out that it was pulling in air backwards from the vents at the top of the roof, where the shingles are at their absolute hottest. The graph went the sort of vertical that you only ever see on Really Bad news reports. All the way up to 50 Celsius while I went "Maybe this'll get worse before it gets better" and then panicked and shut it off and posted here about it and then turned the fan around

in reply to Dan Fixes Coin-Ops

It's hot outside sure but the attic is WAY hotter, and bringing it down to a nice cool ninety degrees fahrenheit works wonders lol
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ah, thanks!

Sorry for not looking through the thread myself. My instance is currently having problems, and posts are super slow to load.

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🐇 Huh that does sound very useful, maybe I should look into this Home Assistant thing

🦝 No. This was one good post in an absolute farce of a thread. I saved some energy but I had to scoop out part of my brain to do so. My lightbulbs cost thirty dollars and my light switches need new batteries. To make them work I have to program a computer that forgets how I programmed it and tries to program itself instead. The basement hall light turns on and shines on the projector screen every time a cat comes down the stairs. I have to turn my reading light on with my phone. I'm doomed. My house is on the computer and it's a fucking ZOO in here. It's donkeys slobbering on keyboards. I have dimmer switches called bedroom-overhead-final-v2-absolutefinal-colourversion-usethisone. Leave it. Stay away. It's too late for me, but you don't have to do this.

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😾 Hon the light knobs aren't working
🦝 Unplug the cat smell thing and plug it back in again

^ Actual thing that happens in houses with Home Assistant.

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If I'd used Thread or Z-Wave instead of ZigBee, I'd have a different problem
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Every time someone posts about a ZigBee problem in Home Assistant someone will say this wouldn't happen if you used Z-Wave like me and every time someone posts about a Z-Wave related problem someone will say if you'd used ZigBee like me then it would've been fine, and they always say it so smugly, and you look behind them and see their toilet is on fire and you just nod
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The real Internet of Shit is the giving of cursed sand if any flavor to appliances we made along the way.
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all I wanted it to do was set the thermostat to home mode if someone crawled through the window and sat on the toilet without tripping the occupancy sensors or the wifi registration checker
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All my ZigBee stuff in my house stopped talking sometime in December so I've brought the controller to my flat which doesn't need repeaters. I'll fix the house stuff somehow and sometime, but was seriously considering just going with WiFi.
in reply to Dan Sloane

@dans wifi bloke's toilet is also on fire but he can't post about it 'cause his network's saturated
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Annoying joke.

Sensitive content

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You know, I don't really disagree with a word you've said here. And yet, when Home Assistant looks at my calendar and knows it is a school day and looks at the temperature and knows it is cold and thus turns on climate control in my Audi at 7:01 AM so that I set my ass on a warm seat to drive a kid to school, I am grateful each time.

So yes it has a lot of elements of trash fire but sometimes I warm myself in that heat.

in reply to Dave Slusher - Self-hosted

@geniodiabolico And when I say "look at" I mean "determines from convoluted logic that was created in the most bassackwards RPN way ever, which is even more galling because I did it from a GUI" .
in reply to Dave Slusher - Self-hosted

@geniodiabolico I used to work on backend systems for a managed security provider. They handled billions of events per day for thousands of customers.

I solved "all processing has stopped for all customers" type issues, ones that had serious economic implications. These solutions were always more straightforward than trying to get my driveway lights to come on with motion between sunset and 11 PM but anytime I arrive home between sunset and sunrise.

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@geniodiabolico I've been programming computers for thirty years and when it comes to Home Assistant, this is if anything a hindrance
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@geniodiabolico the "01" in "7:01" is telling me the same story I hear from the creaking closet door in an otherwise catalogue-perfect spotless house
in reply to Dan Fixes Coin-Ops

There's also thread and wifi and bluetooth and they have their own burning toilet guys

You can say you're using ZigBee and a guy will say you should be using ZigBee instead because there's two ZigBee programs and they both have burning toilet guys

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And here's me: I skipped part of the guide to setting the toilet on fire with a Zigbee-WiFi-Thread-BTLE Eldritch horror and burned the house down.
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oh and also setting up that cool going-out-button thing took nine hundred thousand million hours
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I truly enjoy your HAHT* takes they spark joy in me. I am sorry for being amused by your suffering (at least as much as I'm obligated to be as a Canadian) but it is what it is.

*Home Assistant Hell Thread

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Using a clamp-on energy monitor that goes in my breaker box ($200 and an afternoon), some smart plugs ($10 each for good ones, $3 each for ones, setup of <1 minute per plug) and Home Assistant (free if you've got a Raspberry Pi in a drawer) I've set up this lovely energy-watch doofer that immediately sent me out to Lowes for more pipe insulation and told me it was past time to clean my fridge's coils
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🦊 Couldn't help but notice you gave the setup time for the clamp-on monitor and the smart plugs, but you didn't give the setup time for Home Assistant itself

🦝 One day those eyes of yours are gonna get you into some real trouble, friend

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Folk asking about the clamp-on monitor, I did a thread on it, gimme a little bit to dig it up
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retro.social/@ifixcoinops/1134… is the thread on the energy monitor, it's an Emporia Vue I think version 2, you can flash it with ESPHome but I haven't got round to it yet
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One benefit of Home Assistant and smart bulbs etc is that you can magnet a dimmer switch for your bedroom lights onto your headboard, and then the cats can steal your lightswitch and spend 6am loudly playing with it under your bed
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If you've ever wondered how much power standby mode uses up on your computer, I've got mine plugged into one of those ten-buck smart-plug-energy-monitor doofers now and I can tell you.

So I'm talking about standby mode, meaning not shut down all the way or dump-the-RAM-to-disk-and-then-reload-it-later hibernated, I mean the sort of "Off" where you hit the button when you get up to make a cup of tea and then hit it again when you come back and it fires straight up again in like two or three seconds, where the light blinks on the case and it gives it just enough juice to keep the RAM going, that draws, get this,

0.2 of a watt

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you waste more by restarting all your apps every morning. Nit to mention the time you waste. Always on 4tw!
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Important to note I'm not advocating for leaving your computer running and idle all night, that's just silly, that's like leaving eight or nine lightbulbs burning all night, I'm saying hit the standby button and walk away and don't feel guilty about it because that's like one fortieth of a lightbulb
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wait what kind of light bulbs are we talking about here, old-school 60W incandescents or modern ultra-bright LED jobbies that use 1/10th the power for twice the light output?
in reply to Joel Michael

I still grumble at my kids for leaving the lights on, even though I know damn well they contribute approximately nothing to our power bill anymore.
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how does that compare to just turning off the screen and not putting it into standby
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@aeva my PC gobbles up about 70 watts when it's running and mostly idle, so that'll be 350 times as much electricity
@aeva
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Are you suggesting that I should remove the chest-freezer in my wired out-building, where there's a deer carcass that must certainly be freezer burned by now, and also I'm a vegan?

I had an energy audit done, and she was like: Dude. You need to get rid of that chest freezer.

I know!!!!

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my sister's like: Dude! Just put it on Craig's list! a free-if-you-move-it thing! There are plenty of people who like to shoot animals and put them into a chest freezer.
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and I'm like: Thank you, but that sounds terrible, and also why would I give someone like that my home address?
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@gardengeek Alright I'm gonna help you move this thing by telling you this: our mate gave us a freezer when we were church-mouse-poor with a baby on the way, and it was a TOTAL LIFECHANGER. When you've got a fresh baby you Do Not Have Time to go to the shop more than absolutely necessary and you Do Not Have Energy to do proper dinners every night so having extra Cold Room For Easy Frozen Stuff like doing a big batch of chilli on the weekend and freezing it so you can just pull it out and stick some rice on and that's dinner sorted... that makes a HUGE difference, during a period of your life when even little differences are Huge. So yeah just whack it on CL and let the giftee figure out what to do with the contents, it's not just hunters who benefit from extra freezer room

(1.25kWh/day for my upright freezer if you're interested, yeah I got that on a smart plug too)

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thanks, I didn't even think about it being useful to others. (Honestly, I sense it's not useful. it works, but it's from ~2006-ish. There must be more energy-efficient models out there now..)

I think I just need to find a weekend to empty it (and sadly, throw freezer-burned food into the trash, that will be a sad process), and then unplug it, and then ask someone to help me drag it to the curb.

I'll put a large paper note "WORKS !!" on it. just in case.

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@gardengeek I was just looking into energy efficiency of new freezers and what I've discovered is basically if you brush the dust off the coils and wipe down the seals then there's not much difference between 2006 and 2026 in terms of power draw, so aye it'll def be useful to someone

One day I need to tell the story of the Cursed Cheese Fridge on here

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@max @gardengeek I'm about to go to bed so I'll tell it tomorrow, but long story short we left a pint of ice cream in a freezer for several years and then gave the freezer away
in reply to Dan Fixes Coin-Ops

Is the clamp monitor for the whole-home usage, or just the water heater? I'm wondering how you got some of these numbers...

(and, pipe insulation is such a good point, I was looking at insulating the water heater and realized it's probably not necessary, but the _pipes_....)

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@pixx So the clampy boi has a clamp per circuit and extra clamps for the mains so it can pick up any draw that you didn't have enough clamps for, say if you've got 16 breakers in your panel and only 12 circuit clamps, the Big Clamps look at The Whole House 'cause they go over the massive wires going into the breaker panel from outside.

The water heater's on 240v, so it's straddling two breakers in the box, 'cause the two sides of the breaker panel are out of phase with each other so there's about IDK about 270ishv peak-to-peak between them which works out to 240v RMS

Pipe insulation is the cheapest and most funnest way of saving energy, ten foot is like four dollars and you can't even walk it out the shop without looking comical

@pixx
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and just imagine, when you move out you get to do it all over again from scratch AND explain what the fuck is going on to the new owners!
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@jpm I plan to die here and I've no doubt Home Assistant will help with that
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this wouldnt happen if you wired ethernet to every single lightbulb and switch and sensor and other device, flash a custom build of freebsd on everything, cover everything in gasoline, light it all on fire, and live a hunter-gatherer lifestyle inside a cave
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Did the cat pheromones help? We tried them in our household and we didn’t notice any easing of tensions at all.
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@futzle They seemed to, with previous cat groups, but I never didn't run it with this cat group so couldn't say for sure
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Funny, my Sonoff Zigbee switches do the same thing - act as routers and somehow stop routing packets!
I can tell because the thermometers stop reporting in. Hass doesn't notice for about a day.
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The problem is it'd never go out. Something is always broken. Kinda like a pinball machine.
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Your best Home Assistant post, which I'm not finding right now, was about how the manual needs a chapter on apologizing to your family
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...what would the comparison be if you 'just' ran the fan 24/7?

2.4kWh/day, equivalent to running the AC for ~1 hour, if it's reducing AC usage by the same 80% it's probably GoodEnoughTM and doesn't rely on software?

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@pixx I imagine that would use more electricity

Also in many mornings it would spend some time filling up the attic with outside air that was warmer than the attic air

Also wear the fan out much faster

I guess a mechanical timer could work but that'd be more expensive to buy than a smart outlet

@pixx
in reply to Dan Fixes Coin-Ops

Mm, makes sense.

I need to figure out more of how to reduce heating/cooling costs here, I'll probably need to do some experiments like yours.

...short term (literally today), I'm hooking up a "cheap" heat pump ("only" ~$250 😬) that's "only" 1.7x more efficient than a space heater (vs the ~4x of a central unit - which would, itself, cost >$1500 minimum when I looked, and require pouring concrete, and be a lot more complicated...)

but, it's getting harder to find good information on these topics 🙁

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You know the portable AC units that run ducts to the windows?

It's basically that, but it can run in reverse to heat the building instead.

This model goes for ~$500 normally (incl taxes, shipping), but the refurbished one shipping from a county near me is <$250 incl taxes+shipping.

ebay.com/itm/235461361563

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@pixx well now that's interesting, I might have to grab one of those, cheers for the link!
@pixx
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It's rated for 8000 BTU cooling, 9000 BTU heating, and rated for 12A @ 120V, or ~1.4kW.

9000BTU ~= 2.7kW, so it's allllmost 200% efficient as a heater.

Not nearly as good as a "real" heat pump, but - given that it's so much cheaper...

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TBH I think these are great just because I'd rather _everyone_ be able to get something like this that pays for itself in under a year vs getting a big one that they need a fucking loan for...
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(I also suspect that 12A is including 20% safety margin based on some comment i saw in the manual IIRC, which would actually make it more like 1.2kW, or ~210% efficient...)
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But also also!

To run this thing enough to fully heat or cool a 500sqft area off of solar + batteries, you would "only" need:

- One single-outlet 1500W inverter ($100?)
- ~2-3kW of panels, maybe? Which, aftermarket, is a few hundred bucks
- A few kWh of batteries

So the _entire system_, for under $1000 worst case, can completely eliminate heating or cooling costs for a small-sized area.

Given that with space heaters those costs _easily_ exceed $1000/year even for a small area...

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@pixx see this is where the little energy savings start looking much bigger, when you're thinking there's panels in your future. Like there's nothing wrong with my computer monitors At All but they're 50 watts each, I wouldn't replace them if I weren't thinking of panels but paying for the infrastructure is a different deal to paying for the electricity
@pixx
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Which is kinda funny because the initial justification I had for the space heaters is "once I hook them up to the panels, I should have enough power to not care"

but I've been very overwhelmed and busy and it turns out that not hooking them up for a full year was, Bad, Really Bad

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50W for monitors I wouldn't bother replacing, tbh, because 50W in panels is _cheap_. Cheap-cheap.

My usual napkin math is that an area averages ~4 hours of "peak sunlight" per day, conservatively (some areas are worse, but most are actually closer to 5-6 - but this is a worst-case accounting). So, a 100W panel puts out ~400Wh per day, or ~20W of continuous use.

A 50W load running 24/7 thus needs ~250W of panels, plus some storage.

250W of panels is... incredibly cheap. Can get it for like $30 if you know where to look and don't mind cosmetic problems...

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Factor in battery costs and it's a bit worse. Factor in that you won't actually run a monitor 24/7, and - basically.

If you take the cost of replacing the monitors, _and instead spend it on more panels_, it can often cover _more_ than the energy improvements you'd get

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@pixx aye, but space though. Where you getting your panels from?
@pixx
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Update: it took me like 20 minutes to install.

A few minutes of warmup before heat started coming out, and a few more minutes to get nice and toasty.

It took longer to clean the space and read the manual than to get it working. Maaaaybe an hour total install time.

It's basically just "cut insulation to size, screw couplings into the window mount, install window mount in window, clip things together"

...there's a drain pipe but I'm still searching the manual for what that's for. Instructions a bit unclear, but i might just be dumb

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Update update: the downside to this model vs a central unit is that you need to have somewhere to run the drainage pipe to

...I _probably_ shouldn't have shrugged and gone "I mean the carpet can get a bit wet, right?"

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@pixx oh dang yeah my heat pump water heater has like a 3/4" condensate line running to a floor pump, they dehumidify as they run. Whatcha gonna do with the tube? And does it have any built-in catch bucket like a dehumidifier would?
@pixx
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heh.

for now I'm literally letting it drain into the carpet. It's off right now because it's like 70F inside, it's not running intensely enough for that to be a _major_ problem just yet

Water gets spilled on the carpet occasionally, this is lower volume than that, as long as I actually sort this out in the next, like, week or two, I'm not going to panic

The crawlspace is getting a ton of moisture just from being badly sealed, this is negligible in comparison :/

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Update 3: the draining is a fucking nightmare
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> does it have any built-in catch bucket like a dehumidifier would?

Not sure I understand the question, I'll give as much info as I can though:

You can actually close off the drain line; if you do this, it will run until the internal water storage is full, and then will enter an error state (code E5 appears on the thermostat).

At this point, if you uncap it, it _immediately_ starts gushing water everywhere, before you can get the tube on.

Theoretically, if you're willing to lug it outside when this happens, you can unscrew it, drain it, cap it, put it back inside, and rerun it, but in super-cold temperatures which motivate using it, you'll need to do this _at least once a day_ as it produces a _lot_ of water.

(Part of me, tangentially, wonders how pure the water is, and if it needs to be+can be easily filtered.

If so, could run it to a cat bowl...)

What I have right now is a bowl on the floor with the tube running to it, to be manually swapped once or twice a day as needed

Also, beware of unleveled floors. The _slightest_ forward lean of the unit and it _will not drain_ reliably at all.

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gotta get that water into a drain somehow. Do you have enough elevation that you could drain into a condensate pump like this and then just pump it along some flexible tube to like a sink or smth? What kinda room is this in? (edit: forgot the pic)
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in reply to Dan Fixes Coin-Ops

It's by a window in the living room, basically. Full house area is ~800sqft / 75m2, it's not _quite_ good enough on its own but its pretty close.

There's no conveniently placed sink nearby, but what I'm thinking might work is to drill a small hole in the mounting panel that holds the exhaust vents, run the tube through that, seal it, and use a pump through that.

I'd want the pump to only operate when there's water _to pump_; I'm not sure how condensate pumps work, I'll need to do more research, but this was very helpful, thanks!

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@pixx there's a wee float switch inside so they only pump when they've got summat to pump, aye

If you're running it out the window make sure it's straight into a gutter or smth, you don't want water dripping down the side of your house

@pixx
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yeeeeep

I was talking to the inspector about the work I was planning on doing in the crawlspace and he told me not to bother

because the moisture intrusion is so bad itl'l just happen again anyways, gotta fix that first

his advice was that it'd be easier to just personally design and build a new house, if I'm actually intending to put in this kind of time and money and effort 🙃

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The disappointing thing with this is that it's _so close_ to being A Big Deal, but there's relatively tiny problems [compared to, yknow, making the thing] that they could easily solve cheaply

just include a good condensate pump and a longer hose or something, the cost difference is next to nothing given that there's already a crappy pump and hose in it, the utility difference is massive :/

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@pixx (I'm glad you replied again, I guess I missed the first update)
@pixx
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okay this is not Home Assistant because I will be doing actual selfharm if I put that in the house, but. As someone with an apartment that has a bleh venting and heating system and would like something like the fan system you've put in, how would you deal with pollution?

I live in an area with cow farts from hell. And also the standard pollution. And used to live in fire country. So it's the first thing I think of when I start thinking seriously about automated-pulling-air-into-the-house.

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@len it'd be very bad and I imagine would fill your house up with farts so I wouldn't do it, unless there was some kind of sensor that could detect the farts and be programmed to pull in air only when farts were at minimum, but then you'd probably be in home assistant territory
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Just grap the lid a minute after you closed the fridge. If it’s stuck tight then you’re good.
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Zigbee temperature sensor in the fridge and the freezer with a push message, but, yeah.

I've considered sticking a door/window sensor on it but that's visible and will lead to complaints.

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...When I close the freezer door, just give it a tug to make sure the airseal is solid....
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One of these is a Kludge, and the other is a Solution; and I look forward to the fervent arguments over which is which 😜
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I currently have AThom plugs for my freezer and fridge to detect exactly this. Just need to install them!

Good idea about the blue lights.

@ifixcoinops

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Experienced Home Assistant devotee: Very nice, but I'm not sticking an Athom plug on my freezer to monitor power consumption because I know it'll die and spoil all my food. I'll just knock something up on an ESP32...
@futuresprog
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Ugh, meanwhile I can barely get mine to move with the heat pump on… (it’s not the temp sensor that’s at fault here 😩)
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in the states we have a thing called “attic fan” where I grew up, and “whole house fan” out here in Cali, and BOY does it make a difference after sunset in this dry climate. I can’t understand why every house out here doesn’t have one.
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(and I went and re-read profile and see you’re in the states too, so … yeah 😀)
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@darkuncle whole-house fan's on my radar, just gotta figure out how to make it work with our bizarre upstairs geometry 😛
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@darkuncle I'm intrigued. We've got some good shading now on our windows and can manage to keep most of the heat of a hot day out of the house, but ooof the attic room sure gets hot.
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weirdo house geometry sometimes just means the other kind of attic fan (if you still have an attic at all they will at least pull that hot air out through the soffits which should help the rest of the house be less insulated by hot air)
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speaking of diy torment nexuses, Mastodon discards old images. So this (brilliant) narrative now talks about a grey box.
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@InkomTech Another argument for good alt-tagging (and for not posting on Mastodon)
@D2
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i imagine using something like these with something to automatically open/close vents to get zoned climate control in a single-hvac home. haven't shopped to see if the latter exists yet
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@misterdave I was looking into this last month, they exist but they're a pain in the arse
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This would help answer a question I’ve had. Old house, weird airflow. I work out of the basement and can’t decide if it’s better to leave the door open or closed during the day. Basement is cold in the summer and I’d happily grab some heat from the main floor.
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@MacBalance if you have forced air heating, running the furnace fan without the furnace can help kinda level-out the temps throughout the house

(but mine draws four times the current of a normal fan, so maybe not that great of an idea)

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I'm here writing my own lightbulb firmware, I'm not even sure how it's possible to descend that far
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"FAQ: My SO is looking daggers at me after all the lights in the house turned on at 03:00 for the second time this week. Is there a YAML fix for this?"
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If you’re having to edit YAML to control a dimmer, your device might not have the best support or maybe there’s an alternative module on HACS. …says one who has shouted their share of Home Assistant curses into the ether.
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the yaml editor for the dashboards and the one for automations likes to swallow parts right while I'm editing my "yaml"

Change an indent -> the thing I'm working on doesn't match some mysterious schema -> poof it's gone

Especially fun when I'm trying to use a template in an automation:

text: hi {{ username }}

will save just fine, because the "value" starts as text, so the whole thing is treated as text and subsequently runs through the template processor.

This however:

text: {{ greeting }} {{ username }}

Is actually an object, because it starts with a curly bracket, and because it's not a valid object, the next time you hit save you'll end up with text: null.

Especially great when you run into the "this input doesn't support templates" issue, and it switches to the yaml editor while you're typing - including the lovely null conversion.

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I have fun with computers. When they get not-fun, it is called work.

Related: I have light switches in the door frames that dis/reconnect the active power line, an electric car I plug in when the sun shines, and sold the 'smart wi-fi enabled' washing machine when it sent data back to LG. [A washing machine FFS. Making digital chaff, FFSsquared]

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yeah, JSON is purely a serialization format for computers to talk to other computers. The fact that it looks like text is an artifact of its creation, and also sometimes helpful for debugging.

But if you intentionally have a human reading or writing JSON I'd consider that to be a design issue :/

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@kepstin more of a design issue than editing a YAML file that doesn't exist
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That’s actually a feature. JSON, for all the horrible things it is (who the fuck thought exchanging JavaScript code was awesome?), has never included JavaScript comments in the specification.

If it had, we hacks, when facing a frustrating parsing problem, would add meta-directives as comments, inventing another flavor of JSON; and the world doesn’t deserve such suffering.

"To properly edit JSON in HomeAssistant, include in the first line a comment in the form of:”

// HOME_ASSISTANT_VAR: JSON_PARSER_VERSION = <TYPE_OF_INSTALLATION>

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This is some enterprise software.

“George, we have a customer yelling at us about using YAML instead of JSON! Can you get it working today?”
“Um, sure…” <frantically Googles “convert JSON to YAML and back”>

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And yet by the standards of open source software Home Assistant is relatively well designed
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Oh Dan there's a super easy solution to this, you see you just put your YAML files in a directory that HA can see and then don't edit them through the interface, but with a real text editor.

You then use git to push them into the HA directory (and it also gives you a history to roll back) and all you've gotta do is click the reload button and you're away!

This started out as a shitpost reply but then I realized this is actually how I do it and now I'm deeply ashamed of myself.

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I'm so very sorry.

You're also in for a treat that if you run HA's OS thing that makes it easy to put it on an rPi, I think they make it difficult to do this?

But seriously I run HA in Kubernetes, don't listen to me, I don't touch computers I let them touch me, I'm beyond help.

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@fwaggle There's a SSH addon you can install which makes it easier to push YAML/whatever into the config.

Not the default SSH addon, though, you need this one - community.home-assistant.io/t/…

Personally, though, I'd avoid HAOS and supervisord installs - I had quite a few issues with them - I just run the docker image and pass my zigbee dongle through.

But also, yeah, there's a bunch of YAML that I manage outside of the UI 🙁

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if it helps, this entire saga has convinced me to never, ever touch HA!
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At least Joe Beda apologized for using YAML in Kubernetes 😄

youtu.be/8PpgqEqkQWA?si=hjGQzf…

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I still remember that YAML was invented because someone in the late 1990s had a Big Mad about how slow XML parsers were, and wrote their own "Yet Another Markup Language".

Our computers are many, many times faster now, but we've still got to deal with stupid YAML because someone decades ago had a hissy-fit.

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I appreciate the analogy, but I don't think all abstraction layers are equal
some of them allow you to write better code, some just add shortcuts for lazy people
and some do both and also help democratize programming, which is not a bad thing
it's not just wearing hats, it's a whole set of clothes, even tho some people do want to wear only a stack of hats
mostly enterprise heads
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@efi aye some hats are good, this bit of the thread is more me bitching about the hat that silently removes all comments from the code I just wrote
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your threads are a treasure, even the ones where I'm fairly sure they're actually horror stories starring future me
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I'm sorry you're having such a horrible time with all this but it made me laugh.
Hope you get it sorted out to your satisfaction.
I don't suppose a longer cord would have worked that she can reach?
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This summer, I was speaking at an astrophysics summer camp for kids. They had great questions.

One of them was 'how do I go about writing clever code?'

I replied 'I try to avoid being clever in my code. The most important parts of my code are the well written comments'

Adding that 'I try to write my comments as if I myself have to use them to figure out what the code is supposed to do, 3 months or 10-20 years, later.'

And yes, I've thanked my past self for good code comments.

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in December the @homeassistant project collects stories like this in the "month of WTF" (maybe WTH but I said what I said). In case you want another outlet for this annoyance that has a chance to make a difference 😅

I'm moving in 10 days and I'm currently taking my apartment apart piece by piece. As I settle in the new house, I'll be a WTF machinegun, but mostly towards me. (I plan on starting the config from scratch so I'll dredge up old wtfs)

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yeah, I just told my tales of getting a dimmer switch to actually dim and do the things a switch should do. In short it took me about 5 minutes in hue, but I didn't like the quirks, so instead I spent the better part of a full workday to set it up in home assistant. Half the time to set it up, the other half to set it up again because the first time round I had missed some cases or assumed things worked in a way they didn't.
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UI based automations and scripts have their comments deleted but you can make some that you can't edit in the UI that keep comments.

In configuration.yaml, the UI based automations included as:

automation: !include automation.yaml

Make a new directory (I called it automation because naming is hard) and then do the following:

automation: !include automation.yaml
# needs a name so that it doesn't clobber the other list
automation nonui: !include_dir_list automation/

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this is why I went with dumb bulbs and smart dimmers. Doesn't help if you want fancy colors, but all I wanted were bright 3000k bulbs that I could make dimmer. And now I don't have to worry about what happens if someone hits the switch instead of using an app, or what happens if there's a power outage, because it's still just a regular LED bulb
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you did that thing again.

You wrote stuff that was inside my brain and not yours.

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some time later "dad can you switch it to use subtractive blending instead of additive?"
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wait until you hear they did the same with the sink’s garbage disposal switch.
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lmao this is like the prime example of what I WANT from smart devices: if the "smart" part quits working I want them to be regular devices. If my Home Assistant PC explodes I want my light bulbs to still work
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@kib the Escalator Model of redundancy

"Escalator temporarily stairs, we apologise for the convenience"

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I watched a video about a hotel that replaced all the 120/240v lights with 5/12v leds and 'smart' switches. Switched apart, sounds reasonable... but not feasible at home level?
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Ouch! I did replace our wall switches, but with ones with integrated relays rather than the described hard-wired fire trap.

Only decided on that direction once I had found switches which you can locally go "no, fuck the smartness - right now you're just directly toggling your relays fully locally".

They also feature discrete LEDs on the front indicating when the relays are switched on - no guesswork on whether a wire is live.

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This is the specific model we ended up with: aqara.com/en/product/smart-wal…
I'm assuming there are probably lots of alternatives.

For this one, key was getting the variant with neutral so it works as a button and network backbone regardless of whether the relays are engaged.

I turned them all 90 degrees, mapping the top button to "on" and the bottom one to "off". Presses will turn on/off progressively more lights while double-pressing controls blinds or full floors from the stairwell.

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for me it's the fact that my lights will randomly not adjust brightness for certain scenes, and I suspect I'm overloading the hub and need to batch the requests, but I haven't found the will to do that yet. It was supposed to make my life easier!
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Person: Dogs are assholes.

Dog person: ARE YOU INSANE DOGS ARE THE PUREST THING YOURE A MONSTER!!!!

Person: Cats are assholes.

Cat person: Yeah.

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you have to shoot 3 outer loops then the scoop off the top flipper to turn on the aircon?
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This whole thread is brilliant. Paging @ExplodingLemur to appreciate the home automation.
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Just because you _can_ automate something in your home does not mean you ever realistically need to or should.
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I, uh...

I actually started to get out of home automation because I was dating.😳

Future Misses at-mark insisted on a house that fucking worked reliably because she'd be living in it, and I could not promise that.

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I’m the one who set up all our Smart Home stuff and are getting fed-up with most of it.

I now have everything connected by Ethernet or Matter and am in the process of purging anything that only functions by WiFi or Bluetooth.

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yeah, thanks I guess, I was perfectly fine with my zigbee dongle, a few trådfri switches and some old hue and new trådfri bulbs.
Now I am browsing Ali at 1am to check their doodads. Maybe I need some?
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why not just get tradfri switches? Theyre cheap and work even without a hub.
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at least you bypassed the fun IKEA app where you're allowed to change which room a lightbulb is in.

But for some reason *not* which room a switch is in. For that you have to remove, reset and then readd them

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he's not what I'd call a colossal nerd but yeah there's a similar setup with lots of remotes and audio system etc...
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lolol. Yes.

My dad is 82 and has been a technophile and a DJ (parties back in the 80s, and a local radio station since, playing golden oldies) for years. He loves it.

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How do you watch Netflix in my house? You don't!

Instead I'll ask if you've heard, say, Wooden Overcoats... Or Wolf359... Or...

Yes, I consider myself quite nerdy...

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I used to live next to my elderly aunt. She had a TV hooked up via SCART to a VCR and to satellite receiver. No analogue TV any more so the tuner in the TV was vestigial. TV remote was purely on/off, SCART 1/2, and volume control. Channel selection via the satellite receiver's remote. Regularly she'd forget this, try to select BBC1 etc from the TV remote, and get nothing. So she'd think "What did Alaric do last time? Fiddle with the cables behind", and she'd unplug everything and...
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i'm in this picture and … well actually it annoys me too, but I can live with it.
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to be fair it's not the nerd's fault that the manufacturers of those devices are all absolutely shit at integration
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It's almost worse in our house. Spouse has this belief in the one remote to rule them all.

We're on try number four, I think. Each time, he's sure he's found the perfect one that will autoswitch all the settings seamlessly.

And no, they don't.

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my light bulbs have a physical switch on the wall, that sends an mqtt message telling the ought to turn on. Other lights have a zigbee switch which triggers the same via HA.
Just get more physical buttons that do dedicated jobs?
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@mike you know how this was a metaphor for home assistant? Yeah, no, Thats pretty close to the actual situation with our tv here 🙁 depending on what you want to watch, there are 3 remotes and a control panel in play. Bloody geeks! 🙁

(And there is a scribbled piece of paper somewhere that i had to make him write that badly explains what when 🙁 )

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So I say "turn of my bedside light" at least twice because the first time it thinks I said something else - when I could just stretch out my hand and press the switch. But somehow I think this is cool...
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its me with out the remotes, elexa turn on the tv, picks up apple tv remote lol
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Something I find interesting about this kind of self-inflicted nerd pain is how it can prefigure a trend of consumer tech that comes later, transformed into a mass market version:

i.e. 2000s nerds build fiddly media PCs for their TVs, by late 2010s every TV is a PC.

1990s home automation was domain of rich nerds, by 2020 most stores that sell light bulbs also sell "smart" ones.

(Admittedly HA isn't a good fit here due to being newer and partly a response to too many crappy consumer light bulb platforms.)

Also, goes without saying the mass market versions may be simplified for usability but are also Torment Nexus Terrible in some way, because capitalism.

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Lmao I'm the nerd. I feel kinda bad about subjecting mortals to it but the streamlined alternatives somehow bring me more pain 😅
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This is my set up. I just use less remotes. I'm sorry. It's sound great though.
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You just described my household. I cannot watch TV (as in, netflix, dvds, whatever) when I'm by myself...
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It also has updates more frequently than any other software I use.
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@noodle I can't tell whether you think that's a good thing or a massive red flag
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@noodle see normally I wouldn't have to ask but this thread is attracting folk who think it's good that a thermostat gets software updates so you never know
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I'm in a similar situation to you, I have a couple of things that would benefit from it, but its almost limitless scope and maintenance potential has kept me away so far.
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as a technical writer, I am happy these people exist. They pay the bills, after all.
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@EvilCartyen please please speak to these people and extend to them the gift of a Clue
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I don't think it's possible, something in the engineer brain prevents it. I think whatever makes you good at doing engineer stuff also makes you bad at documentation. It's practically a law of nature.
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GOD I FEEL YOU SO HARD!!! HomeAssistant is amazing but their docu - and also a lot of the encompassing ecosystem's docu - is borderline or plain useless. Also I like a lot of posts throwing about yaml snippets without saying WHERE to put them. Like 'sure, I know, I speak yaml in my dreams'??
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HACS is the dark side. HACS is giving up on the community and accepting the code of people who are doing shit just because. When you install HACS you give up all pretense of being a Normal Person who has wound up running home assistant by accident and you now Take Responsibility for What You Have Done
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@cibyr but it has community right there in the name

why wasn't this shit written down where I could see it

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well there's community and Community. Maybe a better way to put it is are you in the light of Nabu Casa? HACS is all that the light does not shine upon
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@cibyr the hell is a nabu casa

I can tell you're right into home assistant because you speak in riddles like in a Grimm's Fairy Tale

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sorry I'm drunk and in mexico. Nabu Casa is the company that the core Home Assistant devs work for. For $5 a month they'll run a remote frontend for you, enabling easy alexa integration and such, and it's... Good, Actually? HACS is the "fuck all that corporate noise, we're just gonna give you our code have fun with it" not-quite-offshoot
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@cibyr being drunk and in Mexico far away from this water heater sounds grrrrreat right now
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my single favorite home assistant integration is community.home-assistant.io/t/…

Hit me up if you want a pcb for it

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@cibyr this is the kind of shit I'm talking about, I was most of the way through the second sentence before I figured out that this was something to do with I guess window shades?
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I was convinced for months that I literally couldn't install HACS (wasn't an option/supported) on my type of instance because the instructions were *that bad*
And I supposedly computer for a living.
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I just want to rotate the image coming from my camera

How is that hard

I can't physically install said camera in the right orientation, I need to rotate the image

Six hours of conflicting documentation later I still don't have it, including after installing HACS (while muttering "I don't care if it breaks, it's already not doing what I want")

How is the documentation this bad? HOW

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I will have to say that that's bad design. It should not matter how you installed the main system unless you're an OCD keypecker like me that has to know and decide what goes where with a tome of reasons.
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if you want yet another home automation hobby you can install micropython on your ikea tradfri bulbs. trmm.net/Ikea
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this broke me. I read all this thread in one go, and I love how you skirt cursin (except for that post) as any bitpusher like me would do, but when you went from "I don't want a new hobby"to "weee! new hobby!" in less than 5 toots it just broke me and I laughed for 5m with tears and all.
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I now have to maintain my own network because I did it when I was young and single and now I don't want to spend the money to replace the old laptop/wifi router/home server with something off the shelf. I feel you.
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Without reading any further, I know how this ends. I must share this thread with my kids.

(Who still refer to whatever it is that's controlled our house since 1993 "Mr House".)

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Hey Dan, can I interest you in a fleet if yakks?
Low milage... but they kind of need a wee bit of a trim.
But first...
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So, Dan, do you know of any good buttons that I can program for home asistant to script it to do lot of things at once?

Like turn on netflix?
before it turns on me?

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Damn Dan, your post is pure comedy gold... Like that laurel and hardy thing with the cross eyed janitor.
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OH DAMN!!! I didn't know this was possible. Thank you for the new project.

When I first got my water heater the original plan was to connect it to HA but saw so many people complaining that I bailed on that idea.

Now this is going to happen.

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Rheem supporting STEM education by forcing people into getting mad enough to learn STEM.
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Fun fact, all versions of Firefox for Android had this problem on a lot of websites for a long time. Many (most FOSS) keyboards would do that same duplication of inputs, but the same sites in Chromium based browsers with the same keyboards had no problems.
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@aaravchen I'm assuming it's because on the affected sites, instead of doing <input id="whatever" name="something" type="text" class="pretty"> they did something more like <SIXMEGABYTESOFHORRIFICJAVASCRIPTBULLSHIT>
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hang on, why aren’t these things incorporated into air conditioners?
<thinking about all the wasted heat blown outdoors by aircon and getting mad>
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welcome to the good future, where a "smart home" is something that bends to your will and not the whims of some shitty company 😀
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@SarraceniaWilds motorizing my curtains is pretty high on my list, gotta say
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as Paul Hibbert from Hibbert Home Tech says, "Home Assistant is a Tamagochi."

It absolutely is and I love it.

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I have a similar setup. I didn't need the extra hardware. Once I got the HW heater on WiFi, and discovered that the app only seems to be able to manage the temp schedule if you open it daily, I also discovered that Home Assistant has a native integration for Econet. It talks to Rheem's servers still, but that part generally works other than having to reauthenticate every few months. Home Assistant can set temp via that, which avoids giving Rheem an excuse to void your warranty.
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relevant bits of HomeAssistant:
Rheem integration home-assistant.io/integrations…
Scheduler card (also requires HACS):
github.com/nielsfaber/schedule…
Gives you something like this.
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@wesgeorge it's the getting it on the wifi that isn't working anymore and never worked properly to begin with, hence replacing the wifi functionality entirely
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@SarraceniaWilds if the window is the right size. I’ve be quite happy with ikea powered blinds. Zigbee and does a great job of blocking out all the light.
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@superball I forget the exact words but it was about someone sticking their dick in a flyback transformer and it didn't even have the right number of syllables
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@blinken thanks, I was wondering what grim end this rabbithole would lead to
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I am trying to avoid this rabbit hole. But my partner bought philips hue lights because she was mad at the lights in the kitchen not being dimmable, and not being in the right place. So now I can't turn on half the lights in the house.

The real solution is doing more electrical, but that's probably not going to be what happens (soon)

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this whole thread is amazing. Well done, excellent story. Can't promise I won't fall into the home automation hole one day. So far I resisted building my own nas and bought Synology.
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I dont' think there's anything wrong with buying a smart thing if you need it for a specific purpose, especially if you hack it to use HA
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@superball 🦝 honey I'm making the lightbulbs BETTER
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@tomjennings A whole-house fan has been on my radar for years but we've got... WEIRD GEOMETRY going on upstairs which makes it a bit more of a challenge than most installations