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in reply to Sarah Brown

โ€œI wouldnโ€™t fuck you if your life depended on itโ€

Reassuringly, it does not.

in reply to Sarah Brown

Got notifications that he sent two pics after that. Rather than looking at them, I assumed they were probably his penis and blocked him instead.
in reply to Sarah Brown

It's beyond rough. To be textually assaulted in this manner is horrendous. I send you an internet hug. ๐Ÿค—
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Sarah Brown
@Uraael Castration is actually rather pleasant in my experience.
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Sarah Brown
@MarkusL Yeah. I wasnโ€™t in an especially helpful mood.
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Sarah Brown
@Uraael Nailfile would be a good start.
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Sarah Brown

@Uraael You canโ€™t* crush this!

* - can

in reply to Sarah Brown

@Sarah Brown @Uraael CRUSH EMASCULATOR is either my favourite bit of veterinary equipment or a metal band.
in reply to Alexandra Lanes

@ajlanes @Uraael I never did quite manage to get one to use as a nutcracker at parties ๐Ÿ˜‰
in reply to Alexandra Lanes

@ajlanes @Uraael The discussion of the crush technique for eunuch creation in the late classical world makes me feel distinctly queasy. Goodness knows what it's like for someone with a personal horror of less blunt interventions.
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