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Oh wow! The new Friendica release now has a list of abuse reports people have submitted to my server.

And there aren't many, but the few that have been submitted are from people who so truly, madly, deeply, need to FUCK RIGHT OFF.

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in reply to Sarah Brown

"Maybe don't call people cis?" - maybe FUCK OFF.

"Don't stigmatise narcissists" - STIGMATISE MY HAIRY ARSEHOLE.

"Seppo is a term of abuse against Americans used by Brits and Australians" - DO I LOOK LIKE THE FUCK GIVER?

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@BashStKid They do, and unfortunately my manager is busy wanking furiously to "Karen in an industrial shredder" porn.
in reply to BashStKid

@BashStKid But then I wouldn't be able to see their impotent Karen rage, and laugh.
in reply to Sarah Brown

β€œWhere the Karen has gone, there will be nothing. Only I will remain.”
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in reply to Sarah Brown

I mean, I don't mean to be weird, but some of you people profoundly, truly, madly, deeply need to get a fucking life.
in reply to Sarah Brown

I just want you to know that every single one, and there were only five, but every single one, is in a really whiny nasal voice in my headcannon.
in reply to Sarah Brown

"Thank you for submitting this report about our user, GoatSarah. We appreciate that this may not be the news that you were hoping for, but the post you reported does not violate our community standards. There are, however, still actions you can take. You can block the user in question! Also, you can fuck yourself up the arse with a rusty wrought iron fencepost tipped in a cocktail of capsaicin and curare. Thanks for reaching out!"

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Sarah Brown
@Piers Cawley It's Cockney rhyming slang: Septic tank - yank.
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Sarah Brown
@fool You know that if you post, "dust off and nuke the site from orbit" on the Aliens fan group on Facebook, your account will get banned automatically, and there is nothing that the mods can do about it.
@fool
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Sarah Brown
@fool That's ironic, as one of my abuse reports was for bing mean about murderfish (orcas).
@fool
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Piemaker πŸ––
@A_C_McGregor
What if they just wanted to be Karening through the night? I mean it was bloody xmas πŸŽ…
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