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Last year I invented a tradition of seeing in the new year on the (WGS-84) zero meridian. This year I actually made it out there in time.

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Appreciate the battery being close to zero, that's commitment to the bit


I am proud never to have hooted a nanny. mastodon.world/@CountBinface/1…


🚨BREAKING: I am pleased to be offering my free Count Binface vaccine against Jools Holland’s Hootenanny. A single jab will suffice. #Mutenanny

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🚨BREAKING: I am pleased to be offering my free Count Binface vaccine against Jools Holland’s Hootenanny. A single jab will suffice. #Mutenanny

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Officially no longer a Canonical employee now, after a month of using up accrued leave. It's a bit of a weird feeling!

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I am sure your new tasks are much more fun and Canonical will be forgotten soon 😀

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@edchivers @FredKiesche I'm just now visualizing the self-propelled version installed in the rectum of a hippopotamus, using mating Placobdelloides jaegerskioeldi. (If there's a storm coming the hippo gets angry, points into the direction the storm is coming from, and spins its tail as it projectile-shits.)
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@cstross @FredKiesche I had not heard of that species before. The things you learn on the internet... every day is a horrible, horrible school day!


Brexit condemned a generation of public law students and practitioners to spend their days swimming through legislative porridge.

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@antranigv Hehe. Like gallons, gah.

SI is superior in every possible way. It hurts to hear people argue for anything else at this point:(



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Well, I know that as a cis guy I probably don't really get a vote here - but as we both know how much it will wind up the soi-disant Stoic Defenders of Something-Or-Other, I say: go for it.


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So you're out #sailing in a new area and your electrics fail. No bother, just go back to using a paper chart for navigation (if you ever stopped: I didn't).

The only problem is that the United Kingdom Hydrographic Office is withdrawing its portfolio of Admiralty Standard Nautical Charts and Thematic Charts.

Thank Bob we still have Imray ... for now.

I'm also wondering what small or traditional boat sailors without electronics are meant to do.

rya.org.uk/blog/the-rise-of-en…

in reply to Paul Oldham 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 💛 🇺🇦

I don't understand. The work of updating the charts remains necessary and relevant, so they'll still have to keep the actual data up to date. Doing as Ordnance Survey have done and providing a print-on-demand service for paper charts is surely much easier and more profitable than the work required to safely move everyone to digital-only?
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The US is well along the same path, and the answer for us is "online viewer for the chart database can generate custom PDFs for printing, and here's a world-wide vendors certified to print bigger (A2-equivalent) ones for you that meet carry requirements." Including Stanfords in the UK so I'd imagine a similar partnership would be easy to reach.

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One billion years of plate tectonics

Credit: Andrew S. Merdith et al, "Extending full-plate tectonic models into deep time: Linking the Neoproterozoic and the Phanerozoic" via u/Useless_or_inept on reddit

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LGBT conversion therapy (yes, including trans people) is now illegal in Portugal.

Penalties of people found guilty of trying to change sexual orientation or gender identity: up to 3 years in prison and, if the victim was a minor, a ban on working with minors for between 2 and 20 years.

Up yours, TERF island.

publico.pt/2023/12/21/p3/notic…


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Fellow trans women site owners: that HOA guy with the blocklist that blocks Nazis and trans women, but mostly trans women, is back on another instance. Just got the shock of my life when he showed up in my feed. It appears that his new personal instance is h-i.social.

You may wish to preemptively defederate for your own protection.

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ah, so am I so I should have picked that up. It's an odd mindset to want to deny to others rights your community has had to fight hard to achieve. But then I'm a middle-aged cishet white neuro(fairly)typical male
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@KeithC It's the British establishment "admit only the right kind of people and close ranks" thing. There were a few journalists who were transphobic, and it became a kind of loyalty test in order to be in the "in group" for them.


We focus when we think of the solstice on the length of the day, but I wonder how much that’s it and how much it’s the quality of the light, the angle of the sun, that makes this time of year miserable. Today it looks like the sun will not get more than 15° above the horizon

Hypothetically if the sun reached the heights it does in Summer during the 7h42 of daylight we get today, would it be more pleasant? (Assume for the purposes of this exercise that I’ve arranged the physics to work to permit this somehow. Either the sun operates like a lightbulb or speeds up or something.)

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For Art Advent Calendar Day 20

Power Lines Drawing #4 (Hamtramck)
July 2020
10x8 black ink on paper

#ArtAdventCalendar #MastoArt #Drawing #PowerLinesDrawings

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Bravo.

“Money is important so let’s have a culture war to avoid class wars” needs to be over with.


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Dear #lazyweb I'm looking for a very particular product from like 10 years ago (or it's modern equivalent).

It was a linksys usb/ethernet dongle. Tiny, like a tube of lipstick, with 2 wifi interfaces built in, and a microcontroller web server/router. You'd connect it to USB, login to the web server via wifi (if you'd set it up already) or usb/ethernet if not. Then configure one wifi interface to connect to upstream wifi, and other wifi could act as a personal hotspot.

Can't find it anywhere.

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Thank you, lazyweb. I ended up getting the GLiNet XE-300 "Puli". The cellular support stops at 4G, but that's not a feature I'm looking to use anyway, I have phone tethering for that. The rest of the feature set is bangin'.

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There’s always so much to do at this time of year - but what can really help is to write a well-defined To Do List of what you might realistically achieve in your day.

Here’s my ‘Christmas To Do List’.

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@garry That’s a good suggestion.
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Revelation from this evening. War Games is set mostly at NORAD, whose main job is to track Santa. So War Games is a Christmas movie.

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Nice! I've been looking for an excuse to watch this with the kids. Christmas movie night it is! 🎄;-)
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🎵 It's Christmas at ground zero, the button has been pressed. 🎵
Seems legit to me.

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Always keep your eyes closed during a storm. Otherwise your soul will get all wet and mildewy.

Welcome... to Night Vale.

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I've got one more piece to finish (a horn that needs sewing up) and then it will be time for the goat-ening. Be prepared for many pictures of a crochet goat.

(In case you're not aware, I'm making one of these youtube.com/watch?v=CC_NDwdzww… but in crochet form. I'm not intended for it to be burned, or destroyed by jackdaws, as seems to be the case for this year's model.)

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The goat now has a head, neck, tail and four legs all in the right places. I need to figure out how to fix the horns on so they don't flop all over the place.

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If you're book shopping for the festive season, one of the best things I read this year was The Red Scholar’s Wake by Aliette de Bodard. The space pirate love story you didn't know you needed.

aliettedebodard.com/

They're around here somewhere, although I haven't seen them for a while. @aliettedb

#scifi

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I picked up a gorgeous hardback of this recently. Looking forward to snuggling up with it.
@aliettedb

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*runs by, booping your nosie on the way past!*

YOU HAVE BEEN BOOPED!

Pass on the boop to someone else to keep the chain going!

(You can boop me... if you can catch me! Bwee hee hee!!)

#Boop

💙💙💙

#boop

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💙 Bwee the Fluffdragon 💙
@ObeseSpaceLizard Aaaaa!!! *Cuddle cuddle* :3 Who's got whom here? 💙💙💙


Why am I awake and more importantly why is my brain trying to design an implementation of minesweeper with a custom file system as the UI?

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As I am in the Caribbean, I have discovered that there is quite a difference in what things cost. Take apple pies, for example: in Antigua an apple pie costs 9 eastern Caribbean dollars. In St Lucia, it’s 12. In Grenada, 10.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.


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🤣🤣🤣 it's funny because it's true!

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Most people think the the Great Lakes are the largest bodies of water in the United States, but it’s actually this hotel toilet here in Miami.

The amount of hydroelectricity produced when you flush it is enough to power a large town! #CoolFacts

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The thump of the toilet seat dropping before the flush sound makes it sound like a Saturn V startup with the turbo pumps
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I believe that’s one of the standard ones:) I’ve been institutionalized to the point that it feels normal.

We do have a low flush volume one though. They just added a pipe halfway up the water tank. I assume it’s so Redneck Bob can remove it.

Flushes hard as heck.


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The Rwanda Bill and its constitutional implications publiclawforeveryone.com/2023/…

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> "I am unable to make a statement that, in my view, the provisions of the Safety of Rwanda (Asylum and Immigration) Bill are compatible with the Convention rights, but the Government nevertheless
wishes the House to proceed with the Bill."

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A watched goat never burns.

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I remember that you were fascinated with this last year too 😀

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🚫 pandemic transitioners

✅ Covid’s Metamorphoses

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As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself being surrounded by people who were unreasonably mad about him wearing a mask.

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Plane Crossing Crescent Moon

Image Credit & Copyright: Juned Patel

apod.nasa.gov/apod/ap231204.ht… #APOD

#apod

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I wish to complain that it is TOO COLD. The thermostat claims it is 20°C but this is heating system propaganda to oppress me.

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This is a HUGE 100% battery powered tug right here in New Zealand. We went head-to-head with a dirty diesel tug in #Auckland harbour.
The planning, filming & editing took WEEKS and the finished result was epic, but sadly Twitter and Facebook's algorithms both decided it sucks and should not be seen by anyone unless I pay hundreds of dollars. 😭
Is this what the internet has become?
What do I do?

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If neurosis about the English class system were a place, why would it be Essex?

Everyone either wants to be Eastenders or Midsommer Murders, but the reality is that they’re almost all petit bourgeoise, and utterly horrified at the idea.

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A 360-degree view of the Moon's surface in high resolution captured by the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter spacecraft.

Credit: LRO/ASU/NASA

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This is Woodenberg, child of Moinelo and Madalano.
They are the product of 3 generations of breeding.
They like fancy fractals.

If this flame is beautiful, ⭐ or boost this post to improve its chances for future breedings.
#fractal

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“I came to regard him as someone I’ve met” mastodon.social/@rodhilton/111…


lol god DAMN this is the entirety of the White House statement on the death of #henrykissinger.

This is about as close as I think you could get to Biden publicly saying "fuck that guy I'm glad he's dead."


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@rodhilton "Long after retiring from government, he continued to offer his views and ideas" 😂​ I changed my number, moved out of state, got a court order, but he always managed to find me.