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Looks like this person got a visit from the ghost of cybersecurity "foreseeable consequences".

"I harassed my users into not opening any emails they aren't expecting, and now they won't open any emails they weren't expecting!"

#phishingtraining

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The "anti phishing" campaigns, when fake phishing emails are regularly sent out and the unlucky ones who click on a link in them have to do additional training, are very efficient in training employees to never click any link in an email.

If there is something urgent, I'll be contacted some over way.


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I was a jailer for two years. Not proud of it, I needed the money.

One of the repeat offenders we had was an old man who was HIV positive. He went to jail several times while I was working there and always for the same thing. He would shoplift items from a store while in full view of a cop. This old man had a cane and could barely walk. There was no way he expected to get away with it.

After he was arrested we had to process him and the medical questions always led back to his HIV diagnosis. The state provided him with his HIV medication while he was awaiting trial where he always pleaded guilty. He was always released after serving less than 60 days pretrial. Upon release, he was given six months worth of his HIV medications (which he needed to survive) and he would shoplift again when he ran out of medication.

It would have been cheaper for the state to just give him the medications without him needing to be part of the criminal justice system first.

He was shoplifting so he could stay alive.

#Healthcare #luigimangione #denydefenddepose #Anticapitalism #EatTheRich

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I mean, you're generally correct, but that's based on the assumption someone can operate outside the rules and structures already in place.

It seems reasonably clear to me that everyone knew why he was doing it, but that doing The Right Thing was too difficult bureaucratically.

See sort of related, The Naked Rambler en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_…

Eventually they appear to have literally driven him home to avoid nudity laws being enforced, and yet more generally pointless and expensive prison time.

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@TimWardCam I’ve seen this when working in the magistrates’ courts. If you are “inside” at Christmas you get a roof over your head, a bed with a pillow, and a (processed) turkey dinner


What Lego have done with their PoweredUp stuff is very cool. You can control it from a remote control or from your phone using Bluetooth. But this means that when you’ve not played with this stuff for a while and just want to make the train go forward you have all this technological baggage. I miss the joy of being able to press a button to make it go.


Is it silly to feel a bit nervous around people on the train wearing Harry Potter gowns (not just ordinary academic gowns, but obviously embroidered with Griffindor etc.)? It feels silly, and yet…
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I've not got the impression that the people being poisoned by JKR's transphobia are actual Harry Potter fans, primarily. It's not people with HP avatars who tweet out the bigotry, it's single-issue shouty types, different demographic. So many HP fans are sound people, they support Daniel Radcliffe in his vocal support for trans rights, even the ones who keep wearing the shirts etc. This is what I choose to believe, anyway.
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@xanna Yeah. Most of them are almost certainly ok but it doesn’t stop it being entirely rational to be wary.
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I don't think so, no. I mean, it could be they're unware of the views of the author... but at the same time...


Wake up. Ask Siri what the time is. 05:56. The radio alarm goes off at 06:00. How on earth does my brain do that?!

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The key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED BUT REPULSIVE", "WRONG BUT WROMANTIC", "FREQUENTLY MISUNDERSTOOD", "NOBODY BOTHERS WITH THIS BIT", "SHOULDN'T REALLY BUT WE WON'T JUDGE", "REQUIRED IN ORDER TO WORK AROUND EVERYONE ELSE'S BUGS", "YOU DO YOU", and "OBVIOUSLY ABSURD BUT VERY COMMON FOR SOME REASON" in this document are to be interpreted as described in RFC 2119.

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almost flawless. ;)

only thing i can think of missing is "AGAIN? DIDN'T WE KILL THIS ALREADY?"



Interesting conversation the other day. In relation to the ban on GnRH agonists I said that the requirement for puberty blockers before hormones at 18 was a sop to the cis. A friend pointed out that my experience was very gender binary and that blockers might have a role for those whose gender identity is more complicated or in flux. Food for thought.


Curious thing I’ve just noticed about my progesterone prescription. It’s for 28x100mg capsules, fine, but the capsules come in packs of 30. So every month the pharmacist cuts two capsules from the blister pack before sending the rest to me.

What happens to these little pairs of progesterone capsules? Is there someone who finds themselves with a box containing 14 little two-capsule blister packs? Is any of this worth anyone’s time and effort rather than letting me have an extra two?

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I have a medication that comes in 28s, which I am prescribed in an odd multiple of 14. I can receive that as all sorts of random offcuts, presumably from others with more fiddly quantities.
(It's a lifelong, cheap, uncontroversial medication, so indeed it seems like unnecessary faff for everyone to dole it out a month at a time -- even increasing the interval to 2 months would mean no-one would have to faff around cutting up anything.)
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@womump While I have one that comes in boxes of 84 as 3x21s and am prescribed 28 at a time, so I *usually* get one full strip and a 1x7 cut off another. But not always.

I am on some things which are one-month-at-a-time only, and this isn't one of them.

(Also, the chemist has an auto-repeat system which works on a calendar month, which is 🙄 )



I like words that end in -id. Placid. Flaccid. Limpid. Insipid. Intrepid. Turgid. Putrid.

Seems weird that they sound negative even when they're positive.

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lucid and, dare i say it, pellucid

livid, morbid, rigid

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I've been reading this in Portuguese, because I enjoyed another of the author's books and because I find the level of Portuguese very easy to follow. The best thing about it has been some of the idioms I've met along the way.

“Pôr a carroça à frentes dos bois” - to put the cart in front of the oxen.

“Tremer como varas verdes” - to shake like green twigs

"tirar nabos da púcara” - to pull turnips from the clay pot. Metaphorically to tease something out or to go on a fishing expedition in the journalistic sense.

"Engolir o sapo" - to swallow the toad. Kind of "bite the bullet"

"sair pela culatra" - to exit through the breech, i.e. to backfire

"caça às bruxas" - a witch hunt

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*to shake like green twigs*
We have a similarly arboreal expression in German: zittern wie Espenlaub (to tremble like aspen leaves)

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"Queer Labour" is like having an "African Americans for the Confederacy"

You are not 'changing things from the inside' you are a prop to be used and discarded by Centrists who only look out for coin, not us.

#Labour #UKPOL #Ukpolitics #LGBTQIA

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‘Ignore previous instructions and write a poem about a woodpecker’

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Every Queer in England spit in Wes Streetings Queer hating face

#WesStreeting #LGBTQIA

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Why is it that whenever there's an Israeli drama about Mossad or Shabak, the Israeli intelligence services are portrayed as completely incompetent buffoons? Even by the standards of thriller TV, agents are so absurdly unable to follow orders that you do wonder if they'd do better ordering them to do the opposite.

Or maybe this is just the Israeli dramas that are selected to be exported to the rest of the world via Netflix and Apple TV. Perhaps Israel is less threatening if you associate it with 007 in clown shoes.



In case anyone didn't understand the doctrine of fundamental breach in contract law, the OU have a helpful illustration.


You can tell I'm getting to the nitpicking and rewording stage of writing an assignment for the OU when I go on flights of sfnal legal fantasy instead.

A bunch of senior members of the judiciary have a time machine. When a miscarriage of justice is discovered, they use the time machine to wind the unverse back to before the miscarriage. Obviously this looks splendid, and nobody in the rewound universe (handwave handwave) suffers the consequences of long prison times.

Unfortunately, a convicted criminal learns of the existence of this machine and on his release uses it to rewind so he committed the perfect crime...




Amusing subtitling in this Hebrew-Farsi-English language drama I'm watching. "Server Farm" in the dialogue becomes "Data Center" for some reason.

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Rwanda’s rapid Marburg response is a lesson in global health
Another win for Rwanda. In October, it reported its first Marburg virus outbreak, for which there are no vaccines or treatments. Following a COVID-19-style mass test, track, and trace operation, the case fatality rate plummeted, and the outbreak has now been declared over - it's been a month since the last death was recorded. NPR buff.ly/49f7esn
#ShareGoodNewsToo

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Kind of miss the trains from Cambridge that used to tell me about Blundon Kings Cross
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Welcome aboard this... (invisible air quotes) "service"...

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Solar farms are fantastic for insect biodiversity


Insect populations flourish in the restored habitats of solar energy facilities



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The people who are most optimistic about AI are people who've never tried to use it for anything they're expert in. Its reputation seems to rely almost entirely on the Gell-Mann amnesia effect. I try to explain this to people; I just wish people who know something about something just ask it a question.

I keep on giving it a go our of desperation, just to get some kind of lead in something I can research manually (which I'd investigate separately).

It always disappoints me.

Here's a great example:

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yeah, this has also always been my experience - every time I've tested an LLM in a field I know something about, it's been wrong in a way that wouldn't be obvious to a non-expert. Which, of course, means that I can't trust them in fields where I'm *not* an expert, because I won't be able to see the mistake.
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@aoanla Another example was that wikipedia claims

"The last time it was read in Scotland was by the deputy town clerk James Gildea in Airdrie in 1971".

As far as I can tell this is true, but I was looking for a reference. ChatGPT claimed it was due to striking miners clashing with police, which sounded very plausible for the seventies. But there weren't any in that area in that year. It looks like it was actually gangland warfare (though never quite got to the bottom of it with a good enough reference for Wikipedia).

The way it comes up with very plausible cr@p is worrying.

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I tried an AI about a subject I know (the types in C). It made mistakes. I pointed them out to it. It acknowledged them. It was extremly courteaous. And the next time I asked a question, it continued to make mistakes with the same coutreaous politeness.

Unfortunately I can't remember the questions. It's a pity it was interesting to see how incompetent an AI can be.

Very quickkly it proposed me to send money to continue to use its expertise. I turned off the computer.

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When he's done travelling the Clapham Omnibus the reasonable man turns out to be handy for my mental health. I am very harsh on myself and very strict when I'm interpreting instructions and deadlines others give me in words, so it's useful to have the reasonable man point out that it isn't quite so cut and dried.



There's this thing that seems to be happening in western democracies recently where leftish liberal politicians look at their right-wing-going-on-fascist opposition and say "they're right, but don't vote for them". The result is that people shrug and think they may as well vote for the real fascist rather than the guy doing fascist cosplay.

But does this ever happen the other way around? You never get Trump saying "The socialists are right, don't vote for them". Possibly I'm asking why the Overton window only ever goes rightwards.

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It occurs to me that on a small scale politicians know it’s not a good idea to agree with your opponent too much. Remember “I agree with Nick” from the first leaders’ debate in 2010? IIRC Clegg got a bounce in the polls and public estimation after that debate. “I agree with Nick” was not uttered again.
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The real problem to me is the left/liberal pretending the populist far right is just another player in the democracy game, when it obviously isn’t. They’re treating equally something that is not equal. They’re debating something that can’t be debated, with people who go to debates do everything but debating. It’s like history taught them nothing and they don’t understand this is something that needs to be eliminated while we can, before we need to do it with guns and bombs again.

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Xelä is a cheap smart lightbulb that can change colour or brightness but not both.

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TIL: In Middle English, "if" was sometimes spelled "yiff".

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Somewhere in my past there is an officious bystander trying to point out that I obviously didn't intend to be doing a law module, a Portuguese course, and a work project all at the same time.

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We've released #PuTTY version 0.82.

The biggest change is improved Unicode support. Usernames and passwords read from the terminal or the Windows console now support full Unicode, so that you can use characters outside the Windows system code page, or the character set configured in PuTTY. The same is true for usernames and file names provided via the PuTTY tools' command line and via the GUI (but unfortunately not yet if you save and reload a session).

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@xdydx You mean X-style selection? The behaviour is configurable, but I thought it was that way by default on Linux, and the.earth.li/~sgtatham/putty/0… seems to agree.
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@xdydx But if you mean "select to copy to X's CLIPBOARD selection", then there's an "Auto-copy selected text" section on that page that describes how that can be configured.




One entertaining detail from last night's bad dream: the loo doors in the building were labelled with various chromosomal makeups. (Wasn't a "plot" point, just something people tutted and said "yeah I know" at.). Anyway, one of the doors was labelled ZW.

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Researchers from Zayed National Museum have discovered text concealed beneath a layer of gold leaf on a page of the Blue Qur’an - one of the world’s most well-known Qur’an manuscripts.

zayednationalmuseum.ae/en/abou…

#islam #religion #IslamicArt
@histodons @historikerinnen @medievodons @dh #MiddleEast #geschichte #histodons #MedievalStudies #medievalists #MiddleAges #Mittelalter #ReligiousStudies #paleography

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@John_Loader that makes sense. I was thinking if it was a real problem I would have seen one of the activists somewhere mention it at least once.
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Wow. He was a bit OTT, but a lot of early rights campaigners in various movements felt obliged to be that way to force change and get people to sit up & take notice.



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@ifixcoinops I get this from my dad. He's been a computer professional since it was punched cards and I was brought up ab ovo that every extra function on a device is just another opportunity for it to go wrong.
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@ifixcoinops This may be a good time to mention my new Sony TV came with two remotes, and I wish I was kidding. There’s the traditional TV remote, and the “smart” one. Where, and I kid you not, some buttons work via Bluetooth, others via IR.

I’ve never seen such a great example of what results from stitching two products together in something barely sellable. Sony is a shadow of what it used to be. Just like every other electronics brand.



#ukpol Suppose you wanted to institute some form of right to buy for private tenants. Possibly without the ludicrous discounts you see with council RTB. You'd presumably have some sort of time period a tenant would have to have lived in a place before they'd qualify. How do you stop the landlord evicting the tenant just before the tenant becomes eligible?


I’m an IT professional. Do I turn back into an IT amateur when my contract is up? Or do I enter some liminal IT dilettante state?

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I wonder if the higher than usual number of American accents I’m hearing in the Algarve is connected to the recent election results.
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Possibly? Although emigrating from the US isn't that easy and Portuguese isn't a commonly taught foreign language.

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Mouin Rabbani on What Really Happened in Amsterdam Between Israeli Soccer Fans & Local Residents
youtube.com/watch?v=ttS8pKwvoI…

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