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Talking to myself earlier... "I speedran transition a bit and didn't stop to collect all the secrets"
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Yes yes I know I'm mixing my game metaphors here. The Tomb Raider version is probably visiting gender clinics with only pistols and no medikits.


Got my OU assignment back from the ersatz tutor (since mine was ill). Thought @d a t green would be amused by this particular comment:

"Good, but a paragraph should be more than a single sentence."

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It is more than a single sentence, much, much more. It is a gateway to another world: an abstract world of symbols and relationships. It is a single thread of Inrda's net, interfused with reflecting jewels, containing within it ripples of the whole history of symbolic thought.

Nay! [always a good word in situations like this]. Verily! [even better] I put it to you, [forgot this was a law assignment for a moment] your worships and honours, taking into account the principle of totality [adjusts headgear] that indeed, no sentence can ever be singular.

I rest.


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Let’s talk about resistance after a conqueror takes power. Specifically let’s talk about this bendy yellow building, and what it shows us about the moment the Florentine Republic finally fell to its kleptocratic/proto-capitalist banking-fortune Medici conquerors 1/?

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David Segarra

Reminds of Palestinian resistance. Or Algerian, or Vietnamese. In the sense of the impossibility to defeat the invaders, but the capacity to survive and keep heads up for decades and even centuries.

By the way: is there any reference in your book to Al Andalus as predecessor of Renaissance by protecting and translating of Greek-Latin and Indo-Persian heritage for the rest of Europeans?

Thanks for the thread.

Bon dia!

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Interesting observation. When talking one-to-one to a woman I don't know well my brain flips into the before-transition mode, where I'm hyper-aware I pose a threat.
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@Alexandra Lanes That’s not that novel. Nearly all lesbians think that speaking to another woman is basically sexual harassment. We’re a bit crap like that.
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@Sarah Brown So, basically, lesbian sheep meme but each of them also thinks she's a wolf.


Had my ears pierced this morning. This photo conveys about 0.0002% of my gendersquee.

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Y ahora un poco de porno 😂😂😂

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Today's cursed analysis: does someone posting underwear photos on their own fedi instance, with public visibility, trigger Part 5 (the porn rules) in the UK's Online Safety Act?

(I mean that they are wearing the underwear; I don't mean photos of pants etc.)

How will Ofcom draw the line between art and porn? How will Ofcom determine if the poster posted it for the purpose of sexual arousal (theirs? Someone else's?) or just body positivity?

#OnlineSafetyAct

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Neil Brown

@grimmware @m @russss

Most legal stuff depends on the specific facts!

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@m @russss I mean at a high level you can essentially only really answer "it depends" to any pertinent question at the moment, right?


The "prosperous and slightly criminal half century" life of Ravenser Odd.

Content note: Grimsby.

beta.nationalarchives.gov.uk/e…

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I seem to remember there was somewhere off the coast of Norfolk or Suffolk at some point where new mothers went to register their births as it was unparished, so they didn't have to acknowledge the father. The memory is a bit of a muddle, but I can't find any reference to it.

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The wonderful folk over at @trans_rescue@mastodon.social have been working their butts off with a very limited budget to help get trans folk out of dangerous places.

I've pulled together a collection of my stories. These were first written on twitter, some I've reposted here over the years but this is the first time a collection of them has been available.

If you want to acquire a copy of this collection all you have to do is send me proof of a £5 or more donation to Trans Rescue in a DM. (Please for the love of all that is holy redact any bank details) and I'll send you a link to the file with 60 stories and more than one hundred pages of kinky smut.

Note: trans rescue have nothing to do with this, do not hassle them about it, I'm doing this entirely on my own and if they ask me to stop I will.

transrescue.org/donations/dona…

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Oooh, can you dm me a screen shot of the confirmation page please



Feeling proud of myself. I contacted a therapist who should be able to help me with my fun new anxiety issues, and also started some work on them on my own, of which I may say more at a later date.

Taking back a bit of power.




Weird anxiety episode day 6. Tears on my new sofa, no concentration, kind of just want to let ideas of work or law degree hang.


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So you're speaking a sentence in Portuguese, are you? Well you have 0.5 seconds to decide between a subordinating conjunction or a preposition/naked adjective, AND IT WILL DETERMINE THE COURSE OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!

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Just got off a call with clients in Lisbon, fortunately their English is good so conjunctions were avoided…

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I have no joke. I just like saying "sugarcane whip smut".


In 2023 I painted sugarcane whip smut, caused by the fungus Sporisorium scitamineum (synonym Ustilago scitaminea).

hgpenningtonart.co.uk/plantspa…




Trying to find my fabric tape measure to measure my boobs.

Of course it’s in the raspberry pi bits drawer. Of course it is.

in reply to Alexandra Lanes

Where else would you keep it?! 😉

(I keep mine with the spare batteries...🤷‍♀️)

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I don't know what you mean *glances at tape measure that is coiled up with a network cable then coiled around the outside*

🤭




Weird anxiety episode day 3. Seems to be receding somewhat. Heart pounding and adrenaline rushes keep happening a bit but maybe less severely? Got sleep in a couple of three hour batches from what I remember. Have attempted to contact a therapist to process some of this.

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There is something magical in turning one thing into another. Celebrate your magical ability to turn good news into anxiety with this mug! Get yours here >>> shop.newsthump.com/product/mag…

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Sometimes we sleep, or may as well. The world of possibilities that contains and is contained by a day too much and too overwhelming to be but observed slowly through a fog. What shall I do today? Toss a coin.

Sometimes we remember, or remember feeling. To fetch from the vaults of memory is to remember afresh, and to remember afresh to feel afresh. To feel afresh is to reason afresh and it is all still true: this is still was still am still me I, feeling. But nevertheless afresh.

Sometimes we reach out. So fortunate I, who can be held without holding and still feel the warmth. Waves over waves.




Bit sad not to be able to join in the general trans Dorley Hall love-in but I read maybe 300 pages and the non-consensual and imprisonment aspects of it seem to trigger a lot of anxiety, so it's perhaps not the book for me. And that's OK.


I discovered the other day that the Scottish Baby Box, available free to everyone pregnant in Scotland, contains condoms. Bit late, you might think.

parentclub.scot/baby-box



It is a beautiful day in the village and you are Lord Denning, Master of the Rolls.


A month or so ago the weird gods of Internet advertising decided I needed a book on bomb scene investigation.

Now they’re offering me introductions to bloodstain pattern analysis.



One thing Facebook has that this place lacks is good kitten photos and videos. Where are my squeeping nuggets of federated cuteness?

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The hashtags cats, catsofmastodon and caturday are a far higher purity source of cat huffing than those provided over on FB.
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You can follow hashtags. So find the proper one you want in regard to cats, and your feed will be full of em from all over the world.


In which the EFF attempt to safe face by showing themselves to be complete muppets mastodon.social/@eff/113794035…


Update: After this blog post was written, we learned Meta revised its public "Hateful Conduct" policy in ways EFF finds concerning. We are analyzing these changes, which this blog post does not address.




Ugh. Just had to move tables at the pub a a guy sat at the next table who absolutely reeked of piss.
in reply to Alexandra Lanes

Quite possibly not his fault, could be that he’s ill or doesn’t have access to toilets or washing facilities, but it was actually making me feel ill 🤢


This is an official translation of the law allowing Greenland self governance. Under it, for Greenland to become independent (to do with that independence what it may) it requires a majority in a referendum of the people of Greenland, an independence agreement with Denmark, and approval of that agreement by the Greenlandic and Danish parliaments. english.stm.dk/media/10522/gl-…


Fall asleep, fall pregnant, fall ill, fall on hard times. What other ways can you fall?
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A drunk sailor might fall in, but fall over when they fall out, and as they fall down, fall overboard, it falling to their solicitor to whom their estate would fall.


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Benji's early morning trip out.

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@sunflowerinrain

He never enjoyed snow, unlike his brother.
The first time we had deep snow Bilbo spent 10 mins diving forward and skidding headfirst into it.
Benji has arthritis now so is a snow/ice wimp like me.



If you played Jet Set Willy on the Spectrum as a kid you’ll be aware of the notorious Attic Bug. It meant that if you entered the Attic in a game, various rooms became instakills.

Today I read an explanation of the bug: bits of non-screen memory are being written to when one of the monsters in the Attic is “drawn”.

skoolkit.ca/disassemblies/jet_…

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Many times I played that I would be killed instantly because the monster was drawn at the same place the character entered.

in reply to Ian Smith

I'm experiencing Cassandrean tasks with talking to people about AI. As in, it is a bad idea
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The original post has been obliterated because of containment breach, but here's the archive: web.archive.org/web/2023112613…

And I found this reblog that has lots of additions as well. 😁 xserpx.tumblr.com/post/7349428…



"Like trying to contain a bucking bronco armed with a ball of string" is some top commentatorbabble.


I'm troubled by Luke Littler. Specifically his nickname "Luke The Nuke" which needs USian pronunciation to rhyme nicely. Hmm.
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not sure about that. If "luke" and "yuke" rhyme then "luke" and "nyuke" also rhyme, almost by definition. Different previous phonème (/j/ rather than /n/) doesn't matter.
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The #thearchers team are silly. Today's omnibus ends with a very... festive arrangement of the theme tune.