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Apparently the Latvian for "Article" is "pants", which as an English speaker makes the translation of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights quite funny: ohchr.org/en/human-rights/univ…

#pants

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I've been trying to move out of my old storage unit (because I can't afford it) but it's gotten delayed, and I'm at risk of losing it.

Any donations to help me keep my collection of old computers would be very helpful!

ko-fi.com/fooneturing



Fediverse acclimatisation test. Do not write on both sides of this toot at once.

1) What is a stavlet?
2) Do you agree?

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(1) Stavlet: follower of Zoëasstrianism, a yeastern school of philosophy.

(2) It is always safest to agree with the custodienne of the Var.

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oribi.se/en/apps/stavlet/ apparently

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Oh it's weird here and not full of Nazis.

I like it.

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we're all a little odd here and we don't take well to nazis.


Musing that at 16 months since surgery It’s almost scary how quick is the pathway from dilating taking up large parts of my waking life to being a thing I try to remember to do once or twice a week.
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Once or twice a week still sounds like a high executive function load to spoonie brain here.
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@sparrowsion
If your spoon economy is anything like mine, "once or twice a week" is much more spoon-load than "twice a week", which in turn is much more than "every Wednesday and Saturday".
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@chiffchaff Yeah, currently trying to get my œstrogen patch "twice a week" schedule back onto something regular after messing it around to get all my meds onto a "everything every four weeks, all at the same time" routine.
@kæt
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@Sion [main] It helps that nothing terrible is going to happen if I forget, and that it gives me 20 minutes extra in bed to read.



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Exactly 14 years ago , Satoshi Nakamoto designed the most pathetic / inefficient system ever invented by humankind : the blockchain.

Today, it weights 60 000 tons, wastes constantly 10 gigawatts (more than Belgium or Chile) to process less than 7 transactions per second :

Less than a 33 bps modem from 1990.

This could be a joke if it didn't have such gigantic environmental impact, wasn't enabling billion dollars ransomware industry and was not crushing thousands of lives in the process.

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@sparrows
I live in a country (where I was born) where I need to apply for government approval to move significant funds out of the country. No issues doing it now, but I am concerned with what would happen if they start saying no. My currency also loses roughly 10% value against USD per year (sometimes more). I also have to provide my social media accounts to get a US visa. Bitcoin is valuable in this context. Much more than running AC or playing games (but value is subjective)
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@sparrows Also it is electricity generation that actually produces pollution not the Bitcoin network. So it is just as bad for the environment as an ebike or an EV per unit of energy consumed. Probably less so because Bitcoin can use more renewable and stranded (difficult to use) energy resources that can't be connected easily to homes or businesses.
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crypto

@louis
The currency situation sounds shitty, and governments can be arbitrary, my sympathies.

The rest though...

One, 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people' logic for electricity consumption looks even worse than with guns.

Two, I hope to see enough EVs running to power a small nation. They take gas machines off the road.

Third, farms run where power is cheap and exploitable. If it's a stranded source, that's just coincidental, & likely to crowd out others.

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@sparrows
What I am trying to say is this:
1. Bitcoin has value to at least some (e.g. my government example), in the same way that some other things have value to some e.g. games.
2. Power generation creates pollution not bitcoin mining. So it's on equal footing with whatever else consumes power like gaming consoles, EVs or ACs or washing machines.
You have the right to your views but treating it as abolutely right compared to other uses of electricity is not an argument.
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@louis @sparrows Those other uses are not engaged in a race to the bottom to piss away as much electricity as possible.
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@louis @sparrows "Per unit of money expended, eating caviar at the Ritz is just as bad for my bank balance as eating instant ramen".

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Prisoners with jobs: “Sire! Sire! The advertisers are unhappy!”

SuperGeniusMan: “What are they whining about now? Have I not created the best social media network in the universe?”

Pwj: “Sire, some of the userbase, er, that is, the Necessary Scumbags, have revolted against your benevolence and are blocking advertisers on sight. Thus they do not see the amazing cryptocurrency scams being offered to them.”

SGM: “Ha! They cannot foil me, the Smartest Man Alive. Remove the blocking feature!”

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“It is said that the users are revolting!”
“I know! They stink on ice!”

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I just wanted to visualize a waveform, randomly searched for "audacity like online", not expecting much... and by god, they did it. The maniacs.

wavacity.com/

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If that looks too desktoppy, there’s also sodaphonic.com
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Why? Because it really matters #mentalhealth

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The world's longest rail tunnel has been shut to passenger services after a derailment in Switzerland causing damage that will take months to repair.

Swiss authorities said there was "no indication" when the Gotthard Base Tunnel would reopen.

Sixteen wagons derailed and are still stuck inside, a week after the derailment on 10 August.

bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-66…

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BREAKING: the world jigsaw authority have banned trans women from doing jigsaws with cis women citing their "biologically immutable advantage at connecting bits of cardboard together."

More as we have it.
#trans

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Debian Celebrates 30 years! Thank you everyone! bits.debian.org/2023/08/debian… #debianday #debian #debian30years

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Congratulations to Debian! Such an important project for everybody! #debianday #debian #debian30years


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Very sad. Look at all the great things to come out of Granada: Corronation Street, University Challenge, World In Action...

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#uk
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Anyone after #retroComputing fonts?

Just found this GitHub repository full of fonts for quite a few systems

github.com/robhagemans/hoard-o…

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@livinglavidaretro @Jmj I get the same thing, although I had seen that table before and it did work, but I think it was on another site
@jmj

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From Tumblr. I might as well post it myself...
in reply to Neil Gaiman

Magic is a little more than that, but not much more. You have to be good at writing to take it to that next level, though.
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you know what else is magic?
Getting in your climate controlled coach, driving to somewhere 40 miles away and arriving about a half hour later, and all the while you listened to a symphony played by a 100 piece orchestra.

I admit it's not as magical as being moved by words written someone 1000s of miles away or centuries in the past, but it is pretty damn good nonetheless.



Huh. The council phoned up to ask me some questions and send me a £10 Amazon voucher.

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After all these years I’m rarely surprised by medical misogyny, but finding out that the research from the first ever tests on period products using blood instead of water were published LAST WEEK is one of those surprises.
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Katy KingInTheTron 👸🏻
and even then, this research didn’t use period blood, which can vary wildly in consistency. Cups or discs can contain the thicker material that pads and tampons can’t absorb.
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as a trans woman who, thankfully, doesn't need to deal with menstrual products, but who patiently listens whenever my cis woman friends vent about their periods and therefore knows the general sentiment on that topic, I was shocked by this fact, and now I get why people hate menstrual products so much.


The worst thing about going all explodey mopey on social media is feeling a bit of a fraud when you don’t feel quite so bad.
in reply to Alexandra Lanes

If you're at all being triggered by external events, then its going to come in waves.

The question is, do you feel that you were being fraudulently mopey, or that the feeling not so bad is a fraud? Hint: it's neither.

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@Sion [main] External events are a factor but my reaction to them is way over the top or even exists at all because of the depression. I think the feeling is that I was somehow exaggerating how bad it felt (I wasn’t) to get attention, and now one of guilt for having alarmed or alerted friends now that 48 hours later I’m a bit ok again. And also a sort of fear that everyone will go away again.

Similar feeling regarding my therapist. She’s offered an emergency appointment rather than waiting until September but it doesn’t feel like an emergency today. Saturday evening it definitely did.

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I think the potential for emergencies almost certainly counts as an emergency. It's a bit like standing on a plank and it wobbles, I think. If you try again and it doesn't wobble the next time it doesn't mean that it's okay to put all your weight on it, or that it's not worth investigating it as a priority, or that it was silly to alert people to it!
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Having been there: just because it's stopped being an emergency now, doesn't mean it's not going to be again before the next time you can see your therapist. Or that next time it's going to go away so quickly. There's no such thing as a false alarm in this sphere, just that sometimes it takes a *lot* of work to figure out what the root cause is.

Have long post brewing about feeling guilty about alarming friends and family, particularly those who understand. Just do it. Some of us are going to be in a place to listen, some aren't, and if we're all honest and transparent about this then those that aren't should just be able to back away from the moment without anyone's guilt, and be there another time.


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Looks like I was pretty prescient ~5 years ago about the Hashicorp CLA being added:

twitter.com/mitchellh/status/1…

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Remember that free software licenses are irrevocable - even if a vendor changes a project to a non-free license, the older versions continue to exist as free software. So while we should absolutely criticise vendors who take the work of others and make it non-free, we should also bear in mind that they gifted us the earlier versions in the first place, and cannot take that away again.

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Yes, and there are examples where things went sideways; "Hudson" was a tool to do Continuous Integration testing, and Oracle trademarked "Hudson" and claimed that they owned it. Community quickly continued under "Jenkins" that we now all know and love. "Hudson" was abandoned and donated to Eclipse, and largely a forgotten name by now.

MySQL -> MariaDB is another example.

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And something similar happened to OpenOffice; community went an created LibreOffice and Oracle dumped the remains on Apache.
in reply to Matthew Garrett

All the woke contingent in Apache is working hard at that too, and the reason I resigned from the Board 2.5 years ago.
in reply to Niclas Hedhman

@niclas AOO's failure was obvious far longer than 2.5 years ago, and everyone on the board since the handover needs to accept responsibility for fucking up the value of the OpenOffice brand
in reply to Matthew Garrett

I agree. I opposed the acceptance of OpenOffice into the Incubator in 2011, pointing out it was going to be bad for the ASF reputation. However, the Incubator PMC majority was in favor of accepting it.
I am pretty sure there was powerplay with IBM behind the scenes.

"2.5 years ago" was a reference to the woke invoking cancel culture on an individual from his own (original creator) project and Apache at large, because people were upset about what he wrote on Twitter.

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No, no, see, piracy is only illegal if you’re an individual. If you’re a multinational, it’s called “the cost of doing business”, and they’re banking on the (very likely) fact that they can afford way more and way better lawyers, and bribe — sorry, I mean “lobby” — way more judges and lawmakers than you can.


Mental health


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How does one "do" friendica. I don't particularly want to post things, but being able to comment would be good, if that's a friendica thing?
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@kæt I don’t understand. You literally did just comment on a friendica post?
@kæt
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Oh, I see. It's two-way from mastodon is it? The friendica post content is presented to me here as a link. But unlike RSS, if I comment on mastodon, the replies are federated to friendica?

I was confused, expecting either the content and replies to both be embedded within my mastodon client or else neither.

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@kæt It’s two-way, yes. Or rather, they’re both activitypub servers so use the same protocol to exchange messages. Dunno why the content might just be a link though. Sorry.
@kæt
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@chiffchaff The confusion may be that a Friendica post has (can have) title and content, and when it gets federated to Mastodon all we see is the title and a link back to the full post on its server. But you can just reply to that stub here and it gets federated back as a comment.
@kæt

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Stop using Brave Browser.

Seriously.

spacebar.news/p/stop-using-bra…

If someone recommends Brave to you, you should ignore them, because they are wrong. Brave Browser is a mess of a software project, and the company building it is even worse.

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@ScottStarkey I am, but in context, it really makes no difference at all.
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@Feral3D Vivaldi is a great browser in a lot of ways, but I personally have never got on with the Opera UI, even 23Y ago.

But others like it and always did, and that's good.



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When I gathered the courage to tell my mother that I was her daughter, not her son, she simply said:
"I have suspected so, ever since you were born."
"Why?"
"I was cursed when expecting you. A demon would take my firstborn son."
"And?"
"It came, looked at you and said 'Nah'."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories
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I love this trope! When magical beings know the true gender of a person

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I have booked my Winter Flu Jab for 14th September. I'm eligible to get mine free, but most pharmacies in England also have private jabs for around £20. In my case it was quicker to book the free one via my local chemist than to wait for the GP clinic in my village.

boots.com/flu-eligibility

#FluVaccination

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@NatalyaD @goatsarah Some years it seems to take months and months before schools get doses too. Though I think that tends to be when they've changed their mind last minute about which variants of flu to target this year.
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Eleanor LNR Blair
@goatsarah What year is this again?

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Whilst I like flying out of London City Airport for the convenience, a 31 hour flight to Porto seems a bit long.

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I wonder whether the Pavilion B Common Room at DAMTP is buzzing with talk of all this! mastodon.social/@Dtl/110858637…


Interesting! Newtonian Gravity seems to break down at very very low accelerations - perhaps the end of dark matter models for the universe?

phys.org/news/2023-08-smoking-…





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Here's a repeat of an experiment I did on Twitter about 5 years ago.

Can you fit an entire Shakespeare play into a single social media image?

This uses the tiny GNU Unifont which is the most compact way to represent most characters.

The image is 4091x2069px and about 460KB . But when expanded it uses about 70MB of RAM - so some devices and services have trouble with it.

If this breaks something unexpectedly, please let me know.

(My original at twitter.com/edent/status/97032…)

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in reply to Terence Eden

it aliases horribly on my phone, probably monospace font size beating against sampling used to show the preview. If I was more awake I could probably figure out something from the alias period, but I'm not that awake yet.

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The Royal Mail swap-out form has a box for your old stamps and no constraints on how you arrange them. So I tried to do something pretty.
#SwapOut #Art?
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OK. How did that form end up with an odd multiple of ½p on it? I presume I must have mislaid a stamp somewhere.

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After some faff getting git repositories into shape, here are some notes on making the PCB and plates for Keybird69

dotat.at/@/2023-08-09-kbpcb.ht…

here's the hero image from the blog post, you will have to click through to enjoy the awesome purpleness of the actual PCB

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Bluntly, Britain should be banned from hosting major sporting events over this racist policy. #cyclingWorldChampionships #Glasgow23 amp.theguardian.com/sport/2023…

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@Nicovel0 yep. Here it's even more blatant because his schedule is so visible - the guy competes around Europe, he's not suddenly a flight risk because he's coming to Glasgow rather than Ghent. Britain is insular, racist and petty.
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What I find most ironic with the British Government and their racist policies is, the most racist members of said government, and hoping I don't come over racist myself, are non-white.

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100% tax. Every American tech giant has their European HQ in Ireland for a reason.
in reply to David Gerard

Yep, breaking their system and making the users fix it is par for the course for Patreon.


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I wasn't surprised to learn that someone proposed a unit for reciprocal of resistance to be called the 'mho' (ohm backwards).

I was suprised to see it proposed by Lord fucking Kelvin in 1883.

He even suggests to play 'ohm' backwards in a phonograph to work out how to pronounce it.

19th century physics shitposting.

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But what about phoneticians who came up with their 'cepstrum'?

(A cepstrum is a kind of inverse spectrum. Get it? spectrum -> cpestrum)

((The independent variable on a cepstral graph is quefrency. Get it? GET IT? frequency -> quefrency))

(((Phoneticians are very good shitposters.)))

#phonetics #linguistics #acoustics