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sure sex is good but have you ever opened a brick of vacuum packed coffee and it goes ssss

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Welcome to another #RailwaysExplained thread… this is my first completely new thread on Mastodon, and boy is it going to be an epic one.

HOW IT WORKS (AND WHEN IT DOESN’T) – DISCONTINUOUS ELECTRIFICATION

Something I get asked about A LOT is discontinuous electrification. A typical comment on social media will be something like “well with battery technology so readily available we can just electrify the easy bits and run on battery in between…”

#railways #OLE #OCS #OverheadLine

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It's not just the monetary issue of rebuilding bridges and tunnels - it is also the disruption that it can cause. Take the electrification of the Bolton-Manchester line, for example. The bridge at Moses Gate caused disruption for months as it was a major thoroughfare for the town's car traffic, contained utilities and the geology underneath wasn't as expected.

If they could have run on a battery through this, it would have saved so much time and disruption.


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@Pete Alex Harris🦡🕸️🌲/∞🪐∫ @John Macintosh UUUUUUUULA!

And presently they came to Tillingham, where, if Wells had done his research properly, he would have known it is basically a mudflat and far too shallow to float a torpedo ram, which had a draft of 6 metres.

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Me: Idly browsing through Amazon crap.

Amazon: Would you like a retro telephone handset that connects via bluetooth?

Me: Nah...

Amazon: What if it's RADIATION PROOF?

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I’m no radiologist but that seems like it would cause problems with the bluetooth part

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@Sion [main] Pip has never considered a relationship with a woman before and kissed Stella, who has had bad relationships with women “exploring their sexuality”. They’ve agreed to a date night. (Not been following it so much this week so I don’t know if either party has self described)

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Public Law, John Stanton, Craig Prescott, Oxford University Press

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#StarWars - 'Reign of the Empire' Trailer concept, this one #TheBadBatch through to #StarWarsRebels. #Ahsoka #AhsokaTano #Andor

youtu.be/zRX2wPpGAIk?si=sxaomm…

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@sparrowsion
I now have a Welcome To Paradise earworm! (~2:30) Wonderfully cathartic song for those brought up in that world.

youtu.be/osQMG9f0HC0?si=8cFc23…

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This isn't something we see that often from the #IsleofWight but the weather conditions yesterday were perfectly clear.

These wind turbines are situated near Brighton, some 50 miles or so away. We were up on #CulverDown. I posted a video from there yesterday afternoon.

The Nab Tower is in the picture which is a well known Solent landmark.
#photography

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Programming languages should not have their own package manager.

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Does anyone know why Nvidia are shipping a firmware updater with a two-year out-of-date signature on it? It doesn't match any of the known-leaked keys, but it's somewhat suspicious to me!

nvidia.com/content/DriverDownl…

(In case they replace it, the signing cert at time-of-writing is:
Serial : 329EFDC406C491D67C01DBF8252A885A
Certificate expiration date:
notBefore : Aug 3 00:00:00 2018 GMT
notAfter : Aug 3 23:59:59 2021 GMT
)

#Nvidia #infosec #certificate #leak #ResizableBAR

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"Given these precedents, there is a growing apprehension that Wu's digital silence signals a new chapter in China's human rights transgressions–one in which the LGBTQ community potentially emerges as the newest target of state-led oppression, in keeping with global trends."

hackingbutlegal.com/p/naomi-wu…

#Hacker #NaomiWu #China


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... And India just soft-landed a lunar rover on the Moon. For $2M less than Hollywood spent filming "Gravity"!

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@cstross: New conspiracy theory: the movie was a hoax, faked in Bollywood's lunar studios.
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@riley I call bullshit: the lander didn't even try to put on an extended song-and-dance routine!

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Apparently the Latvian for "Article" is "pants", which as an English speaker makes the translation of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights quite funny: ohchr.org/en/human-rights/univ…

#pants

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I've been trying to move out of my old storage unit (because I can't afford it) but it's gotten delayed, and I'm at risk of losing it.

Any donations to help me keep my collection of old computers would be very helpful!

ko-fi.com/fooneturing



Fediverse acclimatisation test. Do not write on both sides of this toot at once.

1) What is a stavlet?
2) Do you agree?

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(1) Stavlet: follower of Zoëasstrianism, a yeastern school of philosophy.

(2) It is always safest to agree with the custodienne of the Var.

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oribi.se/en/apps/stavlet/ apparently

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Oh it's weird here and not full of Nazis.

I like it.

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we're all a little odd here and we don't take well to nazis.


Musing that at 16 months since surgery It’s almost scary how quick is the pathway from dilating taking up large parts of my waking life to being a thing I try to remember to do once or twice a week.
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If your spoon economy is anything like mine, "once or twice a week" is much more spoon-load than "twice a week", which in turn is much more than "every Wednesday and Saturday".
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@Sion [main] It helps that nothing terrible is going to happen if I forget, and that it gives me 20 minutes extra in bed to read.



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Exactly 14 years ago , Satoshi Nakamoto designed the most pathetic / inefficient system ever invented by humankind : the blockchain.

Today, it weights 60 000 tons, wastes constantly 10 gigawatts (more than Belgium or Chile) to process less than 7 transactions per second :

Less than a 33 bps modem from 1990.

This could be a joke if it didn't have such gigantic environmental impact, wasn't enabling billion dollars ransomware industry and was not crushing thousands of lives in the process.

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@sparrows
I live in a country (where I was born) where I need to apply for government approval to move significant funds out of the country. No issues doing it now, but I am concerned with what would happen if they start saying no. My currency also loses roughly 10% value against USD per year (sometimes more). I also have to provide my social media accounts to get a US visa. Bitcoin is valuable in this context. Much more than running AC or playing games (but value is subjective)
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@sparrows Also it is electricity generation that actually produces pollution not the Bitcoin network. So it is just as bad for the environment as an ebike or an EV per unit of energy consumed. Probably less so because Bitcoin can use more renewable and stranded (difficult to use) energy resources that can't be connected easily to homes or businesses.
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The currency situation sounds shitty, and governments can be arbitrary, my sympathies.

The rest though...

One, 'Guns don't kill people, people kill people' logic for electricity consumption looks even worse than with guns.

Two, I hope to see enough EVs running to power a small nation. They take gas machines off the road.

Third, farms run where power is cheap and exploitable. If it's a stranded source, that's just coincidental, & likely to crowd out others.

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@sparrows
What I am trying to say is this:
1. Bitcoin has value to at least some (e.g. my government example), in the same way that some other things have value to some e.g. games.
2. Power generation creates pollution not bitcoin mining. So it's on equal footing with whatever else consumes power like gaming consoles, EVs or ACs or washing machines.
You have the right to your views but treating it as abolutely right compared to other uses of electricity is not an argument.
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crypto
@louis @sparrows Those other uses are not engaged in a race to the bottom to piss away as much electricity as possible.
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@louis @sparrows "Per unit of money expended, eating caviar at the Ritz is just as bad for my bank balance as eating instant ramen".

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Prisoners with jobs: “Sire! Sire! The advertisers are unhappy!”

SuperGeniusMan: “What are they whining about now? Have I not created the best social media network in the universe?”

Pwj: “Sire, some of the userbase, er, that is, the Necessary Scumbags, have revolted against your benevolence and are blocking advertisers on sight. Thus they do not see the amazing cryptocurrency scams being offered to them.”

SGM: “Ha! They cannot foil me, the Smartest Man Alive. Remove the blocking feature!”

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“It is said that the users are revolting!”
“I know! They stink on ice!”

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I just wanted to visualize a waveform, randomly searched for "audacity like online", not expecting much... and by god, they did it. The maniacs.

wavacity.com/

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If that looks too desktoppy, there’s also sodaphonic.com
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The world's longest rail tunnel has been shut to passenger services after a derailment in Switzerland causing damage that will take months to repair.

Swiss authorities said there was "no indication" when the Gotthard Base Tunnel would reopen.

Sixteen wagons derailed and are still stuck inside, a week after the derailment on 10 August.

bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-66…

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BREAKING: the world jigsaw authority have banned trans women from doing jigsaws with cis women citing their "biologically immutable advantage at connecting bits of cardboard together."

More as we have it.
#trans

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Debian Celebrates 30 years! Thank you everyone! bits.debian.org/2023/08/debian… #debianday #debian #debian30years

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Congratulations to Debian! Such an important project for everybody! #debianday #debian #debian30years


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Very sad. Look at all the great things to come out of Granada: Corronation Street, University Challenge, World In Action...

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#uk
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Anyone after #retroComputing fonts?

Just found this GitHub repository full of fonts for quite a few systems

github.com/robhagemans/hoard-o…

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@livinglavidaretro @Jmj I get the same thing, although I had seen that table before and it did work, but I think it was on another site
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From Tumblr. I might as well post it myself...
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Magic is a little more than that, but not much more. You have to be good at writing to take it to that next level, though.
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you know what else is magic?
Getting in your climate controlled coach, driving to somewhere 40 miles away and arriving about a half hour later, and all the while you listened to a symphony played by a 100 piece orchestra.

I admit it's not as magical as being moved by words written someone 1000s of miles away or centuries in the past, but it is pretty damn good nonetheless.



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After all these years I’m rarely surprised by medical misogyny, but finding out that the research from the first ever tests on period products using blood instead of water were published LAST WEEK is one of those surprises.
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and even then, this research didn’t use period blood, which can vary wildly in consistency. Cups or discs can contain the thicker material that pads and tampons can’t absorb.
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as a trans woman who, thankfully, doesn't need to deal with menstrual products, but who patiently listens whenever my cis woman friends vent about their periods and therefore knows the general sentiment on that topic, I was shocked by this fact, and now I get why people hate menstrual products so much.