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Hey, instance admins, if you want to deal with the current spam problem, check this out: mastodon.de/@ErikUden/11194030…

And consider sending some money to @Erik Uden 🦣🍑:coffefied: because he's doing us all a huge favour.

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in reply to Sarah Brown

Honestly, I think this is a wakeup call for the fediverse. This time it was mostly harmless spam images.

Eventually though, someone is gonna use the same trick to send seriously nasty stuff to our servers, and our timelines. The sort of stuff that you need therapy to try and unsee.

We, collectively, need to try and stop that before it happens.

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Muppet be like, “look at what trans people made us do!”

dailykos.com/stories/2024/2/18…

in reply to Sarah Brown

Sounds like the LGBTQ+ agenda is a good one. I can get on board with that.

Also I hope they don’t let them back.



TIL; there’s a bit of Sahara on the Egypt/Sudan border that no nation state recognises as part of its territory.

So if you’re looking for somewhere to do crimes…

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I made a new heavy lifter in KSP. It's called the GooseGooseGo, because of course it is.

in reply to gz

@gz @Ghost of Hope All their planes have airstairs. They use both front and rear entrances (with ground steps for the rear one), and they only have two classes of boarding: priority (where you get to use the overhead bins) and non priority (where you do not, unless you’re in an exit row). You wanna use an overhead bin, you have to pay extra.


There are white sauce, brown sauce, and orange sauce. The last one only just counts because it’s really named for the fruit not the colour. But ANYWAY can fedi think of any other sauces named for their colour?

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in reply to Alexandra Lanes

huh, I just said out loud "Too much cheese!" I must have your allocation, soz


Just had a moment of panic as my little fediverse instance started throwing out error messages and refusing to load images.

Turns out, while uploading a CSV file of instances to block for posting spam, I’d managed to create a defederation rule for a server with no name.

It didn’t like that, and the federation stuff started going a bit wrong.

Managed to remove the offending entry and all is well. Phew!



Out on the old SUP, GoPro mounted on the front, remote control shutter release on the paddle. Contre jour.

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PSA for small server admins. Spam bots are searching you out and creating accounts for spamming the fediverse.

Other admins are dealing with this by mass defederation of contaminated instances.

If you admin a small server, ensure that you have open registration turned OFF. If not, you may find yourself getting widely blocked.

I get that vetting registrations is work, but if you allow other people on your server, then this is part of what you need to do to be a good citizen.

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There are a few weird differences between opposite-sex marriage, same-sex marriage, and civil partnerships. In particular, in the grounds on which the partnerships can be annulled on the application of one partner.

The first is that same-sex marriages aren't voidable for reasons of non-consummation; basically it used to mean "PIV sex" and Parliament didn't fancy trying to define consummation for same-sex couples in legislation.

The stranger one is that only marriage is voidable for reasons of venereal disease.



Took a picture of the moon fren with my camera because I felt like it.

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friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
Sarah Brown

@argv minus one Their bombs are old as fuck.

And they aren’t allowed to set them off by treaty.

So they do this instead. Even if they don’t know why, it keeps the talent trained, I guess.



Not sure what it signifies that Thetford has a very gaudy statue of Thomas Paine, holding a copy of the Rights of Man upside down
in reply to Alexandra Lanes

Apparently (say the museum staff) the artist did it deliberately as a talking point. The gaudy paint job was recent, during lockdown.


Maybe I need to tone down the amount of bluesky in my feed. There appears to be discourse connecting Hamas to Goan trance music.


All sorts of people have tried to palm off doing real work on ChatGPT and friends. Has any legislature yet considered or passed legislation suspected of being autogenerated?

Bonus marks for working out how the rules of statutory interpretation apply to robotically created legislation



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Thinking about UK Labour and the US Democrats, and their ideological clones across Europe.

Progressive parties seem have decided they don’t need to provide HOPE any more.

Literally the only people offering hope and the possibility for change for the better in the future are fascists.

And they’re liars, but if the only other option on the menu is “we will keep things exactly the same and stuff will slowly get worse. Fuck you, and be grey”, then I can understand the temptation to vote for ANYONE offering something different.

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political rant

It’s notable that none of the various articles on the far-right co-opting farmers seem to notice this - if the fascists are the only people offering hope to <any group>, while regular pols don’t give a toss, don’t be surprised at the outcome.

Nothing stopping Rutte or VdL saying “farmers need to be paid to apply their skills as the spearhead of better environmental management, forestry, river and flood management, etc etc ”, for example.

in reply to BashStKid

political rant

@BashStKid Exactly, but they seem to have a profound mental block about saying ANYTHING that offers ay chance of improvement in anything.

What has made them like this? They didn't used to be this way.

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political rant
@Sarah Brown @BashStKid I can remember the huge sense of hope and change and relief when Blair came in in 1997. Not really anything here since.
in reply to Alexandra Lanes

political rant

@Alexandra Lanes @BashStKid They literally had "things can only get better" as their campaign song.

And now the attitude is like, "we must not make any improvements to anything ever. All the shit that the Tories did, that you're voting them out for? Not gonna change any of it. Tough titty."

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re: political rant
@ajlanes @BashStKid Aye. I recall the scene at quarter to 10pm on 1 May 1997
My mate: I've spoilt my ballot paper. You don't actually think Tony Blair's left wing, do you?
Me: I know exactly what I've voted for. One night of excellent television. Let us now get a taxi to my flat and watch it.
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political rant

it's just so *craven*

Like the facist press will savage them no matter what so fuck them and be bold and honest

Racist Uncle will vote Nazi^wReform no matter what so fuck him with a .303 and be bold and honest

And I understand that putting hard numbers on things is daft but for the love of god you can sell net zero as "yes, it's a bit up front, but you get *free* 'leccy for 6 months of the year and it fucks the Saudis and Putin with a wirebrush dipped in battery acid"



A recent interaction on the fediverse:

"This term makes no sense to me. Does anyone know the history and why it is used? Don't explain why you think it makes sense"

Me: "This is the history. Its common and established usage across many fields. Why don't you think it makes sense?"

"I mean it when I said don't explain why you think it makes sense"

So I told them that I answered their question, but had no time for miserable cunts, and blocked and eradicated all trace of them from my own server's database, because I can do that.

Fucksake though. Some of the stereotypes here are true.

Do fucking better.

in reply to Sarah Brown

The thing about the reputation that the Fediverse has for being full of "people like that" is that if you comment on it, they turn up.

Even when it's brutally obvious you're going to server block them for it. They can't seem to help themselves.

This is one of the nicest features here: with minimal effort, the tedious takes itself out.

in reply to Sarah Brown

Here's a good one:

"There are legitimate ways to conceptualise power dynamics which do not centre whatever US-specific racial category Americans have decided you belong to"

As Tom Lehrer said, they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide...

in reply to Sarah Brown

Reminds me of an old explanation of the term “trolling” as in “trolling for fish” but “trolling for newbies”.

I hope you get a bountiful catch and a full blocklist!

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@Joseph Holsten I suspect I already have most of them from when people were being weird about orcas, but let's see.
in reply to Sarah Brown

Great, now I'm trying to recall all the verses of the song ...
in reply to BashStKid

@BashStKid mp3s, pdfs, sheet music all here for you!

tomlehrersongs.com/poisoning-p…

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in reply to Bethan M. Jenkins

@gwenynen Not many musicians release all their copyrights into the public domain, so well done Tom!



patreon.com/posts/98498779 has leaks about the Hugo censorship thing. I’m not convinced self-censorship is the whole story and there’s almost certainly more to come out. However if it is accurate about Kat Jones’ involvement she probably ought not to be involved in Glasgow’s Hugo admin.


My chin is an angry red from yesterday’s electrolysis session. But what can you do? Those hairs have to die!
in reply to Alexandra Lanes

I guess I will be grateful that I never get any of that kind of reaction. Didn't get much with laser either. Getting a bit tired of having to be fuzzy enough for them to be accessible though.
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@Sion [main] The 2-3 days of growth before a zapping are horrid. I just hate that bristly feeling. (It doesn’t look so bad as so many of my chin hairs are white)
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@Sesquipedality It’s true. All I’ve tried is violence. Blades, laser beams, and electricity.


I've defederated from most of the worst of the "Mastodon HOA", and most of what's left gives me a pleasant and constructive social media space mostly without the massive knee-jerk navel gazing.

But sometimes a bit of it breaks through and ... yeah. Let's just say that the reputation that the fediverse has amongst those who mock and caricature us isn't entirely undeserved.

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friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
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@Uraael If I'm making main posts, I will go to the effort to add alt text. I recently did a long form blog with loads of images that didn't have it, which were all screenshots, and I don't always do it in personal or limited audience replies. Nobody gives me shit over that, possibly because of the scope of my interactions, or possibly because I've defederated from the worst offenders (especially that lot who are compiling the list of racists and trans women, but mostly trans women), or possibly because they know I'd just tell them to fuck off.
in reply to Sarah Brown

"knee-jerk navel gazing" is an excellently evocative metaphor.


Just used my full text search to search for “Bluesky” and there are lots of people having a very normal one, oh yes.


I can only hope that one day the UK does similar to trans people. theguardian.com/world/2024/feb…

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re: Discussion of attempted murder of a trans woman

@transworld

My understanding of UK prosecutions is that publicly speculating about the identity or motivation of the perpetrator can fuck up the case? It's very different law than in the US, and I'm not at all clear on it.

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re: Discussion of attempted murder of a trans woman
@Charles "Gender Ideology" ☭ H @Transgender World I think if it's all over the press being called a transphobic attack, anything I say in a place nobody is going to read anyway isn't going to make any difference.
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re: Discussion of attempted murder of a trans woman
@Charles "Gender Ideology" ☭ H @Transgender World In the uk a publication is in contempt of court if it creates a substantial risk that a trial will be impeded or prejudiced. I don’t think that’s the case here


Bluesky and Mastodon having a normal one, I see.

And here I am on Friendica, which already integrates both, and which has quote posting and full text search of fediverse posts, thinking that sometimes it’s good to be small.

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in reply to Sarah Brown

for every feature which would "ruin mastodon forever", there is at least one fediverse platform which already implements it (and it is typically friendica)
in reply to Sarah Brown

I've got boosts turned off, so this comment of yours is the first I've heard about any drama. Works for me.


Does the “check” in “check your privilege” mean “assess, analyse”, or “stop, restrain”, or is it like hold baggage?

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in reply to Alexandra Lanes

the phrase started slightly after privilege checklists became a thing, so I think it's the first one.

amptoons.com/blog/?p=2731



Weird mixture of “yay life’s good” foreground reactions to the day with a background of “life’s crap” feels.


Hey look everyone, Bluesky is a privacy shitshow!
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friendica (DFRN) - Link to source
Sarah Brown
@stolas Yes. You can see who blocks anyone.


I have made myself a dirty chai latte. It’s a chai latte with a shot of espresso.

Sounds like it shouldn’t work, but it really does.

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Sudden enlightenment: you can make loose leaf tea in an espresso machine.
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@fool Have made rooibos so far and it tastes the same. Gonna grab me some loose leaf earl grey and give it a go later today.
@fool
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I love that that phrase is suddenly a meme. But also cool, finally a use for coffee equipment as a non-coffee drinker!


“We’re all trying to find the guy who did this”

torrentfreak.com/netflix-pirac…

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Long form - making an IoT VLAN bridge with a Raspberry Pi 4 and OpenWRT


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Sometimes we forget that the IEEE defined some frame types, such as Pause, that have particularized rules regarding whether they may cross a bridge or not.
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@Dick Morrell I use a USB NIC on my router but figured I didn’t need the extra port for this.



To UK ears “the IRA is the most successful decarbonisation policy we have” sounds very strange.
in reply to Alexandra Lanes

Whaaa... ?Gobsmacked, followed by a few minutes thought and search. Ah.
(NB: Sometimes when faced with abbreviations and #TLAs which clearly don't mean What I Think They Mean, I can't be bothered.)

Imagination on overdrive for a few moments there, though. Bombs may have been involved.

#ThinkAndSearch



The UK media is now reporting the Parkrun have erased their records "to appease transgender runners".

This is a total lie. They did it because TERFs were throwing a wobbly at them.

But, of course, this will be used to push the narrative that "trans activists are ruining things for everyone."

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UK Press Transphobia
@greygirl27 ah yes, 'both sides'. One side harassing and abusing the very small number of trans runners who happen to be fast enough to be the fastest in their age category at a few (but nowhere near all) events (whilst the vast majority of these records are not held by trans runners). Sell transphobic t-shirts and harass volunteers. The other side: existing and running whilst trans (and in accordance with parkrun's rules).


2009: Harriet Harman is squeamish about trans women and so lets the Equality Act get drafted in a sloppy and ambiguous way.

2010: The coalition government passes it and can’t be arsed to read the damned thing, despite trans people (and I was one of them) waving frantically at MPs and senior civil servants.

A decade of dominoes fall…

2025: “I know he was goosestepping past the water cooler yelling ‘Heil Hitler’, but the courts have decided that the Equality Act means we can’t fire him.”

Guys, some of us tried. 🤷🏻‍♀️

in reply to Alexandra Lanes

@Alexandra Lanes Maybe I'm misremembering the precise sequence of events there. It was, after all, 14 years ago!


My varifocal glasses are great but I still get distracted by a worryingly bendy wall out of the corner of my eye.
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@chiffchaff @sesquipedality Mine mentioned office trifocals, where the main portion is screen distance (like the pair I'm wearing right now) and the top is true distance (or at least, other side of the room).
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Colette
@sesquipedality @chiffchaff A few years ago my optician (who kept telling me that my monitor should be placed low so that I had to look down at it) persuaded me to try varifocals. After a couple of weeks I took them back as I didn't get on with them at all, and had them replaced with monofocals. And I ignored his dreadful 'advice' about monitor placement.



UK media: wow, British politicians have got really transphobic!

Me: Sure have, UK media. Who do you think they learned it from?

UK media: we will never know