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So, oval sportball time. I feel morally obliged to support South Africa and follow my father’s “Anyone But England” tradition.



When a devolved legislature’s presiding officer certifies legislation is within that legislature’s competence… is that a vires check?

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The Northern Ireland Assembly website is “temporarily unavailable” which I suppose is appropriate. (If annoying since it means I can’t read it to inspect the Assembly’s processes)

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The builders’ merchants have a “no reversing without a banksman” sign. What’s the gender neutral equivalent? “No reversing without a banker”?
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@molybdomantic Post-Bod: When the Milkshake Runs Dry. The Commissioning of Childrens Television in the late 1980s.
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@pseudomonas @molybdomantic Banksy would be fun, 😄 . You could then sell the signs to art dealers afterwards.
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Heard this Scot on the radio talking about the maudlin in the forecast. Took me a while to realise he meant modelling!


The “advising people on the internet that they can’t be dual tax resident” people are at it again.

They sound very convincing as well. Sadly, HMRC are less easily convinced.




I want to preface this by saying that I am not, in any way, a furry. I wish those who are all the best with it, but that’s not the angle I’m approaching this from.

That being said, I’m kinda mad that evolution took our tails.

Equal in length to my height, about 2-3cm in diameter, and scaly like a pangolin. Prehensile and strong enough to take my body weight.

It would have been epic.

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Oh, and using it to grip and handle things (as well as to caress someone)


Right, not starting anything, but normal countries have a general election should their parliament serially fail to produce a functioning (at least in name) legislature.

So without naming names, if any large federal republics with a 9 digit population in the western hemisphere need an intervention, blink twice.

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@Cyberspice Oh, I suspect the USA can only dream of merely exhibiting NI levels of dysfunction.


Huh! Power cut for about 60 seconds. Maybe a power line hit by lightning or something.


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It’s weird. I remember in the lead up to the 1997 General Election that Blair and Brown were offering hope. With an election next year it feels like all the parties are now offering is reduced despair.


“Don’t worry, Trump won’t be nominee”
“Don’t worry. Trump won’t be president”
“Don’t worry, the UK won’t leave the EU”
“Don’t worry about LePen”
“Don’t worry about AfD”
“Don’t worry, we can carry on with business as usual”

SOMEBODY FUCKING DO SOMETHING! START FUCKING WORRYING.

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I increasingly feel utterly alienated from the growing part of my species which seems to openly want to rush towards apocalypse.

WHY?!?!!?



genocide
One might think “the cold blooded murder of a million children is a bad thing” is an uncontroversial statement to make on this here federated network thing, but apparently there are more fans of murdering children here than one might imagine.
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@Rachel Lawson yeah. I server blocked them.


“Hey Siri, set cinema”

“Ok, which home? The one you’re currently in or the one two thousand kilometres away?”

YOU ARE LITERALLY A FUCKING HOMEPOD. WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?



The Israelis are about to kill over two million people, half of whom are children, and the world is just going to let them.

How utterly monumentally fucked up.

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@Steffi the Redhead Get fucked, genocide apologist. Not having that shit on my wall. Arsehole. *plonk*
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@Jack The difference is that Hamas aren’t actually capable of doing this.

Israel absolutely is.



Wifi 6 (892.12ax) is interesting because it seems, the more of its useful features you turn on, the more 2.4GHz-only WiFi 4 (892.11n) cheap shit just breaks.

So I’m maintaining a separate 802.11n SSID on the same gear just for said cheap shit.

Cheap shit that breaks on WiFi 6 seems to include:

Princess dehumidifier (cloud only, but it seems they all are, so they’ll likely eventually brick it)

Daikin AC units (local control without cloud, thank fuck)

Legrand Netatmo zigbee hub (again local control, thankfully, but dear god its WiFi support is flakey and power cycling if involves using the fuse box)

iRobot Roomba i3

Seriously, this shit all has the cheapest nastiest buggy cheap junk WiFi implementation and they should be ashamed.

Also, I wish the EU would get round to banning cloud-only appliances. You just know they’re gonna turn the cloud services off years before the useful end of the device, basically bricking it. Local API or GTFO.

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@4somecurious Yeah. I use cheap TP-Link cameras at home, but have to rely on a firewall rule in my OpenWRT router to stop thew bloody things phoning home with pictures of my tits.
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@4somecurious They get a few minutes in the middle of the night each day to synchronise their clocks, and that's it.


Meta, news


I realise I have fallen out of the habit of hash tagging or cw-ing posts. Given the distressing nature of the news at the moment I will try harder to do so.
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@demoographics I think this is because the post is originally on friendica. I got confused about it a while back. Our comments here *do* end up in friendica, but the original content is a link.
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@kæt @Matthew Vernon It’s confusing and I don’t understand why friendica’s AP implementation does that, but 🤷‍♀️




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👏 If we ever adopt a written constitution, this should be the opening paragraph.


Maybe I need to dig out the several Palestinian flags I brought back home from my visit in 1994


There was a time in Palestine pre Oslo where waving the Palestinian flag was against the law and Palestinians were arrested and jailed for doing so. Apparently it became a custom to wave slices of watermelon instead. mastodon.social/@Lazarou/11121…


When one of the West's most ghoulish fascists in government says they have your back perhaps it's time to stop and think?
#UKPOL #Tories #SuellaBraverman #FreeSpeech
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Incidentally, the ban is still in place in the 80% of the West Bank still under Israeli military law. Military Order 101 says: “It is forbidden to hold, wave, display or affix flags or political symbols, except in accordance with a permit of the military commander”. (Source btselem.org/demonstrations/mil… )


Once upon a time the Internet would tell you what to press to make your dishwasher drain.

Now it wants to show you a video, about replacing your drain hose, by visiting their affiliate link, to remove the blockage.

It’s not blocked. I just want to know how to make it drain.

I gave up and just ran it on the shortest cycle on the basis that it will drain at the end.

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random plug for Kagi which has somewhat restored my belief in search engines
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I want dials levers and switches that go thunk, with raised or deeply etched legends that aren't just screen printed, and more metal everywhere.

I don't need 5 different very slightly different dishwasher settings, we all know I'm just gonna hit the "regular" one every time any



For UK readers desiring a sense of scale, this is the boundary of the Gaza Strip (area 365 km^2, population 2m) rotated so it can be overlaid on the Isle of Wight (area 381 km^2, population 140k).

(Map generated with thetruesize.com)



Amidst the performative cries of “Israel has the right to defend itself”, it seems to be heresy to acknowledge the humanity of the few million people who get to live, in perpetuity, as Israel’s ritual punching bag, and are expected to do nothing in response, nothing in prevention, and accept the blame for others doing literally anything.

And even saying this will just result in tedious wankers going, “oh, you support terrorism then?”

The way the Palestinian people are treated is some serious Omelas shit.

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@Sarah Brown The main thing I remember from visiting Gaza was how full it was, and how closed in it felt. Border fences on three sides, sea on the fourth (but restricted). Even in the heady days of 1994 just post Oslo it felt like a cage. Sometimes the electricity would go off. You had to queue in the heat to get in or out, divided families shouted news to each other across the barbed wire fence. That was probably the high point of freedom. The thirty years since have raised a generation whose hopes for the future keep getting blown up and locked down at the jailers’ whim.



Yet another lightning connector dies from
Electrolysis. Been cold plugging this one; it’s a lightning to USB C adaptor, and I’m working on the basis that cold plugging will extend the life.

But it still has a life expectancy of only a few months. My phone charges inductively but the iPad needs this fucking cursed connector.

I hate it with a passion. Useless piece of shit that doesn’t do the goddam thing it’s fucking supposed to.

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@Breadbin @Rachel Lawson I can’t find any consistent link to climate.

No other connector does this to me. It’s just lightning cables that provide power, and only lightning. USB C doesn’t do it. The old iPod dock cables didn’t do it. It’s just lightning, and they will always do it.

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@rachel_norfolk Damn, that’s such a shame:(

Also odd that the iPad doesn’t have wireless charging. Hmm.



Abbreviation and handwriting have led to my Public Law notes inventing the Royal Pierogi.

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@Sesquipedality Aww, but you’re a proper lawyer and everything!


Captured this at sunset at Faro Beach and the Ria Formosa last night with my XE-4 and its new telephoto lens.

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Bit pissed off with the EU for the “solidarity with Israel” posts. Solidarity with the Israeli citizens maybe, but with the state? Nopenopenope. Bet they don’t express solidarity with Palestine when Israel piles in and levels half the city again.


Looking like Friendica 2023.09 is close to release. Excited to have bidirectional Bluesky support soon!


23 and me is setup to use FaceID on my phone. Honestly, that now feels a bit redundant.


Does life have to have a point or can I just mope around watching TV? I enjoy it but it confuses me that it is somehow unsatisfying.


Human bodies:

Ethanol: wheeeeee!
Ethandiol: I … die

Propanol: wheeeeee!
Propantriol: Yeah, whatever

Fickle.

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Apparently, 1,2-propanediol is one of the main carriers in vapes. Though I'm not sure vape manufacturers care enough about their customers for that to put it in one class or the other.


Uk Pol, not safe for … anything

Apparently Farage and Patel sang karaoke at the Tory conference.

Can’t get the image of them doing a duet of “Endless Love” out of my mind.

I BLOODY WARNED YOU IN THE ABSTRACT.



Just had some random pop up on Reddit, necroposting to reply to something I posted in 2022 saying, “you will never be a woman”

And, ok, whatever, but I replied asking if they’re able to explain what it is that doing this is doing for them.

And I hope they reply because I’m actually fascinated.

I get that they’re trying to offend me, but on the one hand, poor target selection because I’m years past that, and on the other, why not something contemporary? I mean, if they’re picking year old posts to reply to, their target might never even see it.

I guess I just don’t understand why they spent their time doing this in this way.

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Who cares enough to reply to post from a year ago? That's crazy. I'd do this to someone if I wanted to get back at them, but just a little. A tiny peck.


I shouldn’t watch 16th century period dramas. It just makes me sad that the wrong side won the Wars of the Roses and begat a dynasty of ghastly homocidal despots.