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Out on the old SUP, GoPro mounted on the front, remote control shutter release on the paddle. Contre jour.

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Did you know you can't use 'Beef Stew' as a password?
It's not stroganoff

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There are white sauce, brown sauce, and orange sauce. The last one only just counts because it’s really named for the fruit not the colour. But ANYWAY can fedi think of any other sauces named for their colour?

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huh, I just said out loud "Too much cheese!" I must have your allocation, soz

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Dear Lady Chief Justice....

Open Letter to the LCJ: HMCTS guidance on public access to courts
courtobservers.org/2024/02/18/…

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people say the big class one railroads don't do innovation, but here is norfolk southern demonstrating their new folding trainset on the acela mainline

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There are a few weird differences between opposite-sex marriage, same-sex marriage, and civil partnerships. In particular, in the grounds on which the partnerships can be annulled on the application of one partner.

The first is that same-sex marriages aren't voidable for reasons of non-consummation; basically it used to mean "PIV sex" and Parliament didn't fancy trying to define consummation for same-sex couples in legislation.

The stranger one is that only marriage is voidable for reasons of venereal disease.




Not sure what it signifies that Thetford has a very gaudy statue of Thomas Paine, holding a copy of the Rights of Man upside down
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Apparently (say the museum staff) the artist did it deliberately as a talking point. The gaudy paint job was recent, during lockdown.

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Frankly i'm not really sure if i really qualify for impostor syndrome, i think a lot of people fit the diagnosis criteria much better than me

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Maybe I need to tone down the amount of bluesky in my feed. There appears to be discourse connecting Hamas to Goan trance music.


All sorts of people have tried to palm off doing real work on ChatGPT and friends. Has any legislature yet considered or passed legislation suspected of being autogenerated?

Bonus marks for working out how the rules of statutory interpretation apply to robotically created legislation




patreon.com/posts/98498779 has leaks about the Hugo censorship thing. I’m not convinced self-censorship is the whole story and there’s almost certainly more to come out. However if it is accurate about Kat Jones’ involvement she probably ought not to be involved in Glasgow’s Hugo admin.


My chin is an angry red from yesterday’s electrolysis session. But what can you do? Those hairs have to die!
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I guess I will be grateful that I never get any of that kind of reaction. Didn't get much with laser either. Getting a bit tired of having to be fuzzy enough for them to be accessible though.
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@Sion [main] The 2-3 days of growth before a zapping are horrid. I just hate that bristly feeling. (It doesn’t look so bad as so many of my chin hairs are white)
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@Sesquipedality It’s true. All I’ve tried is violence. Blades, laser beams, and electricity.

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Apparently one of Willy Wonka's secret ingredients was flattened lentils.

He was a big fan of rolled dhal.

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I want to Like this, but then it means Liking something about
Roald Dahl. 🙁

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The Ukrainian navy is just trolling now: the original Major Kunikov died on February 14th, 1943. They literally waited until the anniversary of his death to sink his nautical namesake. kyivindependent.com/media-russ…
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@graydon @rabidchaos

There are, I think, 4 Virginia-class SSNs under construction.

hii.com/news/hii-arkansas-ssn-…

... although they do have six vertical tubes for cruise missile launch.

Note for potential use by Charlie:

"The third ship of the [Seawolf] class, USS Jimmy Carter (SSN 23), has a 100-foot hull extension called the multi-mission platform. This hull section provides for additional payloads to accommodate advanced technology used to carry out classified research and development and for enhanced warfighting capabilities."

That's nicely vague.


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I can only hope that one day the UK does similar to trans people. theguardian.com/world/2024/feb…


Does the “check” in “check your privilege” mean “assess, analyse”, or “stop, restrain”, or is it like hold baggage?

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the phrase started slightly after privilege checklists became a thing, so I think it's the first one.

amptoons.com/blog/?p=2731


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Sometimes I love negative reviews: "While the inclusion of non-binary and lesbian characters was great to see, the sheer volume was disproportionate" 😂

If you want disproportionate queerness go buy A Fire Born of Exile
geni.us/AFireBorn
books2read.com/u/b5WeP7

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I felt this way about Mercedes Lackey books when I was like, eleven.

So here's hoping it's a pretween babyqueer just working some feelings out.



Weird mixture of “yay life’s good” foreground reactions to the day with a background of “life’s crap” feels.

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My doctor told me I needed orthopedic supports in my shoes. I didn’t believe it, but now I stand corrected.

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WHAT—

github.com/djanderson/aho

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but mawk is faster (although lacks multidimensional arrays)
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yeah, whenever this happens I just let it ring off and apologise to the person I’m talking to. Apple must have so many HCI experts on staff and apparently even they can’t figure out how to make this intuitive.

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Even Elon Musk is laughing at this shit. At home, Russian propaganda can spin anything into a win for Putin, but it seems any hopes the Kremlin might have had of influencing American perceptions with the Carlson interview were misplaced.

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This interview shows a visible mental decline of putin.
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Holy 💩🐔🤭

He. Got. The. Interview.ru/Tucker🐔

🦖🐦📢❄️Buttttttt..... How does this play out in 🎎⛩️🎌👺🇯🇵

😽😏

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Waterfowl are totally queer-friendly!

I had a transgender duck years ago. Our male duck died, and over the course of the next few weeks, one of the afab* ducks molted, grew male feathers, and started quacking like a male duck. The other ducks totally accepted that he was a male duck as he transitioned. It was very cool to watch.

*(I'm not sure if this is the right term to use for something that hatches... but it was absolutely a gender transition so I'll use that language!)

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@joesabin He lived at least a year after transitioning (I think he was about 2 years old when he transitioned). He got killed by a mink ☹️

He had a great post-transition life before his untimely end, though! Coastal BC is a great place to be a duck.



To UK ears “the IRA is the most successful decarbonisation policy we have” sounds very strange.
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Whaaa... ?Gobsmacked, followed by a few minutes thought and search. Ah.
(NB: Sometimes when faced with abbreviations and #TLAs which clearly don't mean What I Think They Mean, I can't be bothered.)

Imagination on overdrive for a few moments there, though. Bombs may have been involved.

#ThinkAndSearch


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Permit me to suggest the claim on Wikipedia that His Majesty's Airship Number One "provided valuable technical experience for British airship designers" is an overly sunny assessment of the featured predicament.

#FailureFriday

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@anne_twain No, it didn't. Initially it was three tons overweight, so a programme of removing essential bits and pieces started. One piece lost was the keel, which almost certainly contributed to the airship essentially snapping in half when caught by a crosswind as they took it out of the shed.


My varifocal glasses are great but I still get distracted by a worryingly bendy wall out of the corner of my eye.
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@chiffchaff @sesquipedality Mine mentioned office trifocals, where the main portion is screen distance (like the pair I'm wearing right now) and the top is true distance (or at least, other side of the room).
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@sesquipedality @chiffchaff A few years ago my optician (who kept telling me that my monitor should be placed low so that I had to look down at it) persuaded me to try varifocals. After a couple of weeks I took them back as I didn't get on with them at all, and had them replaced with monofocals. And I ignored his dreadful 'advice' about monitor placement.

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Harassing botnets with zipbombs.

The idea is this: instead of just blocking IP addresses that hit honeypot URLs, feed them a compressed document that massively expands on their end, making them run out of memory and crash.

This is extremely...
jwz.org/b/ykMS

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The mind behind this reminds me very much of my old college It professor, brilliant man who loved to deconstruct things just to see if & how they could be broken.
The only thing he loved more than tech and teaching, was chain smoking & food. That ultimately was his downfall about 10-12 years after I last took his courses.

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UK media: wow, British politicians have got really transphobic!

Me: Sure have, UK media. Who do you think they learned it from?

UK media: we will never know



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Are you rewatching #Babylon5 or watching it for the first time? Feel free to use my episode bingo sheet. I created it with my friends while we were watching B5 for the first time. Most of the squares should be self-explanatory.

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Today in Assassination Coordinates:

You should follow @TaylorSwiftsJets as Taylor Swift goes Full Musk:

Taylor Swift's attorneys have threatened legal action against a Florida college student who runs social media accounts tracking the flights of her...
jwz.org/b/ykMQ

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@ComradeGibbon Uh huh. Go fuck yourself. *plonk*
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Hm... why can't Sweeny just report the flights' lengths? I mean without locations... Or maybe categorized into 'above 500km', '400-500km', '300-400km' and so on. Swift's amount of flying is critical, but I doubt the necessity of the geolocations. Those are - as mentioned by @ComradeGibbon - only helpful for incels, stalkers, haters, groupies and so on.

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The real fantasy element of Dungeons & Dragons is pretending that you have a group of friends who all get along with each other and can manage to meet regularly for four hours at a time.

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My group meets about once a month, 100 miles away from where most of the players live, and we spend ~12 hours that day eating, drinking and playing D&D. Been doing this for ten years now. Maybe the dedication of a full day to the event is what makes the difference?


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I hate that TERFs have taken phrases like, "women and girls", "suffrage", and "equity" and made them into the feminist equivalent of countries with "democratic republic" in their names.



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Russian cosmonaut Oleg Kononenko is the new record-holder for the human with the most time in space. He passed colleague Gennady Padalka who had the previous record of 878 days. Kononenko is expected to crack 1,000 during his current ISS mission. svoboda.org/a/rossiyskiy-kosmo…
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