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in reply to George Takei 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏽

yeah, whenever this happens I just let it ring off and apologise to the person I’m talking to. Apple must have so many HCI experts on staff and apparently even they can’t figure out how to make this intuitive.

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Even Elon Musk is laughing at this shit. At home, Russian propaganda can spin anything into a win for Putin, but it seems any hopes the Kremlin might have had of influencing American perceptions with the Carlson interview were misplaced.

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in reply to Kevin Rothrock

This interview shows a visible mental decline of putin.
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in reply to Kevin Rothrock

Holy 💩🐔🤭

He. Got. The. Interview.ru/Tucker🐔

🦖🐦📢❄️Buttttttt..... How does this play out in 🎎⛩️🎌👺🇯🇵

😽😏

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in reply to 𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not yet begun to fight"

Waterfowl are totally queer-friendly!

I had a transgender duck years ago. Our male duck died, and over the course of the next few weeks, one of the afab* ducks molted, grew male feathers, and started quacking like a male duck. The other ducks totally accepted that he was a male duck as he transitioned. It was very cool to watch.

*(I'm not sure if this is the right term to use for something that hatches... but it was absolutely a gender transition so I'll use that language!)

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@joesabin He lived at least a year after transitioning (I think he was about 2 years old when he transitioned). He got killed by a mink ☹️

He had a great post-transition life before his untimely end, though! Coastal BC is a great place to be a duck.



To UK ears “the IRA is the most successful decarbonisation policy we have” sounds very strange.
in reply to Alexandra Lanes

Whaaa... ?Gobsmacked, followed by a few minutes thought and search. Ah.
(NB: Sometimes when faced with abbreviations and #TLAs which clearly don't mean What I Think They Mean, I can't be bothered.)

Imagination on overdrive for a few moments there, though. Bombs may have been involved.

#ThinkAndSearch


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Permit me to suggest the claim on Wikipedia that His Majesty's Airship Number One "provided valuable technical experience for British airship designers" is an overly sunny assessment of the featured predicament.

#FailureFriday

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in reply to ChookMother 🇦🇺🦘

@anne_twain No, it didn't. Initially it was three tons overweight, so a programme of removing essential bits and pieces started. One piece lost was the keel, which almost certainly contributed to the airship essentially snapping in half when caught by a crosswind as they took it out of the shed.


My varifocal glasses are great but I still get distracted by a worryingly bendy wall out of the corner of my eye.
in reply to kæt

@chiffchaff @sesquipedality Mine mentioned office trifocals, where the main portion is screen distance (like the pair I'm wearing right now) and the top is true distance (or at least, other side of the room).
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Colette
@sesquipedality @chiffchaff A few years ago my optician (who kept telling me that my monitor should be placed low so that I had to look down at it) persuaded me to try varifocals. After a couple of weeks I took them back as I didn't get on with them at all, and had them replaced with monofocals. And I ignored his dreadful 'advice' about monitor placement.

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Harassing botnets with zipbombs.

The idea is this: instead of just blocking IP addresses that hit honeypot URLs, feed them a compressed document that massively expands on their end, making them run out of memory and crash.

This is extremely...
jwz.org/b/ykMS

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The mind behind this reminds me very much of my old college It professor, brilliant man who loved to deconstruct things just to see if & how they could be broken.
The only thing he loved more than tech and teaching, was chain smoking & food. That ultimately was his downfall about 10-12 years after I last took his courses.

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UK media: wow, British politicians have got really transphobic!

Me: Sure have, UK media. Who do you think they learned it from?

UK media: we will never know



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Are you rewatching #Babylon5 or watching it for the first time? Feel free to use my episode bingo sheet. I created it with my friends while we were watching B5 for the first time. Most of the squares should be self-explanatory.

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Today in Assassination Coordinates:

You should follow @TaylorSwiftsJets as Taylor Swift goes Full Musk:

Taylor Swift's attorneys have threatened legal action against a Florida college student who runs social media accounts tracking the flights of her...
jwz.org/b/ykMQ

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jwz
@ComradeGibbon Uh huh. Go fuck yourself. *plonk*
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Hm... why can't Sweeny just report the flights' lengths? I mean without locations... Or maybe categorized into 'above 500km', '400-500km', '300-400km' and so on. Swift's amount of flying is critical, but I doubt the necessity of the geolocations. Those are - as mentioned by @ComradeGibbon - only helpful for incels, stalkers, haters, groupies and so on.

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The real fantasy element of Dungeons & Dragons is pretending that you have a group of friends who all get along with each other and can manage to meet regularly for four hours at a time.

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in reply to evacide

My group meets about once a month, 100 miles away from where most of the players live, and we spend ~12 hours that day eating, drinking and playing D&D. Been doing this for ten years now. Maybe the dedication of a full day to the event is what makes the difference?


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I hate that TERFs have taken phrases like, "women and girls", "suffrage", and "equity" and made them into the feminist equivalent of countries with "democratic republic" in their names.



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Russian cosmonaut Oleg Kononenko is the new record-holder for the human with the most time in space. He passed colleague Gennady Padalka who had the previous record of 878 days. Kononenko is expected to crack 1,000 during his current ISS mission. svoboda.org/a/rossiyskiy-kosmo…
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I believe no greater truth has ever been told.

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Here's a fifth painting of @major_clanger 's cat Taura, focusing on dark and light.

Taura looks as elegant as ever 😆

N.B. You can find my prior paintings here: hgpenningtonart.com

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In my hands is my first iPod. Steve Jobs is smiling at me. Everybody at the Apple Store is smiling.

I take off my Apple Vision. I am back in the retirement home. Nobody has visited me for 12 years. I put it back on.

I hold my iPod. Everybody in the Apple Store is smiling.



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Fuck yeah clearance to prototype one of my more hilarious hacks also it is *astonishing* what you can do with the SSH agent protocol

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in reply to Matthew Garrett

Heh, last time I was tempted to abuse ssh-agent for something, I ended up discovering dpipe instead (reverse-sshfs to access... something, I don't remember what, maybe a kerberos credential cache? Or auth cookies?)

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At this point, the British court system is actively transphobic, acting as the judicial arm of a state that seeks to eradicate trans people, especially women.

When the law is unjust, it must be ignored. Resist transphobia.

It is disappointing to see the Open University back down in the face of obvious justice denied.

ounews.co/around-ou/ou-speaks-…

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@NatalyaD @ajlanes
Well yeah it was obviously exactly that. What research was expected to come out of it?

Intellectual enquiry can be into new understandings of things, or the psychology of why people hold to their views, but it can't simply seek to re-affirm a mainstream view. That's not research in any meaningful sense.

Only imagine my surprise that someone who doesn't understand that turned out not to handle robust criticism well and became unpopular with her colleagues.

in reply to Pete Alex Harris🦡🕸️🌲/∞🪐∫

@petealexharris @ajlanes Phoenix is whining that in criminology there's ~300 academics in the field (seems an under count) and she's been ostracised by them.

That's cos most criminologists follow the Actual Evidence not some "I get to wave my trauma to be a bigot" like Phoenix did. Also there are already prison policies (not always followed) which Phoenix-and-friends (there's a disturbing children's TV prog title) never talk about either.

Shouting about being cancelled=attention.




My Fediverse app of choice, @Mona app is gradually decaying so it copes less and less well with Friendica. I’ve coped with it being unable to parse notifications on my phone for a while but it’s stopped being able to do it on the desktop either. I asked them about this problem a while back and they said it was Friendica emitting notifications in the wrong form. I lack the cutlery to investigate further so… anyone suggest a good Fediverse client for iOS and MacOS that works nicely with Friendica?

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GDPR is what Europe has instead of God

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in reply to SwiftOnSecurity

GDPR is good but "right to be forgotten" for public persons is very bad. In my opinion, every member of national or European parlament, other government institution doesn't have such right.
in reply to SwiftOnSecurity

and just like we benefit from God, Americans benefit from GDPR


I've recently been doing some cognitive behavioural therapy care of the NHS, with a particular emphasis on activation (getting up and doing things) and self esteem. The last session is this coming Thursday. I think it's been net beneficial, in the sense that it's given me space to talk about things and think about things, and acquire a few more tools to manage my mind.

And the past week or so working for Hughes Hall to understand their Linux and database systems has been a big boost; it's clear that I'm actually pretty damn good at doing this kind of stuff and people seem impressed as if I'm working some kind of deep magic.
And yet somehow when I'm sitting here alone it all feels like some kind of illusion in the face of that sense of stuckness and uselessness and yearning. Which I know is lies. I can effect change, I am capaable, I am cared about.

Could all be hormones. My tits are aching with another growth spurt.


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Film directors learn about the existence of colours other than blue and orange challenge 2024.

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in reply to Sarah Brown

not your point, but the colour and lighting design of Rogue One was *perfect*

Starts dull blue gray, and lightens throughout and ends full saturated bright colour...



POGGs!

Peace Order and Good Governance? Or little plastic things you got in crisps in the 80s?


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The trailer for the new Avatar: The Last Airbender show looks decent, but even if the show turns out to be a faithful recreation of the original I'm not sure what for? The original is already perfect. It's still there. Why does it have to be recreated again?

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in reply to Eugen Rochko

as many have already said, it’s a great way to bring the material to a new audience.

I also think people put the original show too much on a pedestal. The show being animated is not the only reason people might not be watching the original. Compared to “adult” animated shows like Arcane and Castlevania, Avatar is quite cartoonish.
I’ve recently finished season 2 which I really loved, but season 1 could’ve done without much of the slapstick humor aimed at kids IMHO


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Only smaller babies can be delivered by a stork.

The big ones require a crane.

🐣

#PunDayBwee #Silly #Cute #Funny #Jokes #Puns #DadJokes #MomJokes #Humor

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Re: Stork/Crane pun

Can we just all sit back and appreciate just how good this joke is? It plays on folklore that many English-speakers know about, it references two similar wading birds, and there's a double-entendre about cranes (one being a bird and the other being machinery). This may be my favorite yet!



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Outrage Season

We have finally got the nomination statistics for the 2023 Hugos, and understandably there is a great deal of concern being express. Some very strange things have gone on. Believe me, I'm not happy either. Fairly inevitably there are plenty of people who know little about how WSFS works who assume that there must be some overriding authority who could, and should, have prevented Chengdu from doing what they have done.

cheryl-morgan.com/?p=29370

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in reply to Cheryl Morgan

maybe it’s time that there is. Certainly, they should be required to adhere to the transparency and open meeting discussions that kept the Hugos from being politically derailed previously.

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Can anyone who knows about the Hugo Awards/WSFS Constitution explain under which section of the latter R F Kuang’s Babel was deemed ineligible as a Best Novel nominee? (thehugoawards.org/wp-content/u… , p 20)

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in reply to Graham Sleight

my reading of the Constitution agrees with yours. Nevertheless, a decision was taken. I understand that Chengdu had their reasons, but I can’t speak for them.


in reply to Alexandra Lanes

Mind you, it would be nice if the UK could be reformed so that it wasn't possible for one party to totally collapse things...