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I’m having a custom corset made because I’m worth it. Went for the fit test of the mockup today (the final thing is a sumptuous red with black lace detail).

Anyway, she’s gonna take it in another 2-3cm at the waist and give me more push up in the bust.

Exciting!


No, Calum. I don’t. Thanks for asking.


Selfies. One medicated, one unmedicated.

I feel like I’m leading a weird dual existence. Not two people but one person who has a consistent personality but two very different ways of being.

It’s so odd.


ADHD meds are dangerous! They cause hypertension! You must not take them! - some wankers.

The “hypertension”


Breakfast of champions (if your champion happens to be a chaos goblin). Clockwise from left: blood pressure monitor, cereal, water, protein yoghurt, lisdexamfetamine 50mg.


This blows my mind. My sleep data from Apple Health over the last 6 months.

The green line marks the point I started amphetamines. It doesn’t make a lot of difference.

The red line: I read Sisters of Dorley



Elvanse LOWERING my BP

It’s supposedly at risk of doing the opposite.

How bloody stressed was I before?


Nice spring day here on TERF Island. Time to break out the hiking dress. Its pockets can fit two bottles of wine!


May I present the glory that is seat 2A on a Ryanair 737-8200.

They only charge like 30 euros for this.


Imagine standing in that queue to have your photo taken against a wall while 8 trans women are watching, judging you.

We'd just been in the pub, by the way. Some of us use our time better.

It isn't even the location from the film. That's between platforms 4 and 5 because Rowling is a hack.


Yes. I’m drinking 22 year old Bordeaux in the bath. Yes, I’m comfortable with that.


Bet that was one PROFOUNDLY expensive rush job.


This happened within 10 minutes of a single espresso. Just before my mind was racing.

Anyway, less than 2 weeks until my ADHD diagnosis appointment.


Want to understand me?

This is me


Orion over the river Stort in Hertfordshire. iPhone 16 pro, pro raw, handheld, Adobe Lightroom. 10 second exposure.


Sorting my hormones out has given me the trans eternal youth thing back.

I’m 51 years old. No makeup.


It is I! The Action Lesbian!


Apple Intelligence be less gullible challenge. Difficulty: impossible


Having a lemon tree has made me discover that making lemon curd is REALLY EASY and it tastes so much better than any I’ve ever bought.


Got new stompy boots to go with black dress


I hereby name this the “for fuck’s sake, it’s 2025 dongle”.


Politicians across the west: We must attack trans women.

This is what you’re attacking.

The fuck why?


Is it “fucking massive amounts of oestrogen?”


Me, a confirmed carnivore and green veg hater, entering rehab after visiting France.

Why are they like that?


Freezing condensation on a spider web in Port Haliguen marina, Quiberon, Brittany, France. iPhone 16 pro, Pro Raw.


So you're speaking a sentence in Portuguese, are you? Well you have 0.5 seconds to decide between a subordinating conjunction or a preposition/naked adjective, AND IT WILL DETERMINE THE COURSE OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!


Life appears to have given me lemons. Now I need to work out what the hell to do with them.


This had better not be prescience, Amazon! What do you know that I don’t?


From the archives of 04/01/2007. Check out the antediluvian smartphone!


Been meaning to climb up on the hill overlooking the Arade bridge at sunset for some time. Needed the right tide and light and a round tuit.

Got all of them. Two of these are from the Fuji XE4, one is from the iPhone 16 pro


Trans? Leaving the UK?

Useful to know which countries are on Rowling’s radar and which ones she doesn’t think about.


Orion’s Belt and sword, iPhone 16 pro, handheld, from the middle of a city.


Apple Intelligence just dropped and, on the one hand, generative AI is a blight upon humanity.

But on the other …