Hopefully I’ve shared this right. Anyway, I did this at the weekend. It broke me. 34 kilometres. 30° C, 800 metres of ascent.
So I have stupidly decided to do it again next year.
While I can still barely stand up because of the DOMS.
I must be loopy.
Some people’s partners leave crumbs in their bed.
My darling wife leaves a chicken carcass, like she’s some sort of cat or some shit.
Standard British things that you don’t realise are creepy and authoritarian as fuck when you grow up in the UK.
These are meant to frighten you. You can safely throw them in the bin.
Practice, practice, practice, get wet, practice...
And the pivot turn starts to look almost competent!
A few years ago, Cambridge City Council became the first of many local authorities in the UK to start dismantling its trans equality policy. Here, today, they are flying the progress pride flag from their offices.
Hypocritical bullshitters. We see you.
Apple: We have discovered a zero day which was actively exploited in Safari!
Me: Downloads software update.
Facebook:
This is a 50p that was minted to celebrate the UK joining what became the EU. It was minted in my birth year, and my mum gave it to me shortly before she died of cancer in 2021. It is one of my most treasured possessions.
It has 12 hands linked in a circle to symbolise the then 12 countries of the European Community. One of them is smaller, representing the hand of Queen Elizabeth II.
Ken did a transphobia apologism on Bsky. Ken doubled down. Ken then complained about it on fedi and presumably thought his day wasn’t going to get any worse.
Then fedora-in-human-form, Jeff, defended him in public.
Earlier today. I utterly loathe the M25 (technically A282, but same difference)
This ain’t no upwardly mobile freeway. Oh no, this is the road to hell.
(Turns out that hell is actually in Thurrock. Who knew?)
