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Just travelled with “Transavia”, which I found out afterwards is basically KLM/Air France (which is an airline I try to avoid) trying to do a Ryanair impression, and getting pretty much nothing right.

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ah, they're keeping the shit bits and making the rest worse? Impressive.


Welcome to this French marina. Thank you for paying us silly money to let your boat stay here for a bit while doing your hobby that will get terminally online people calling you a plutocrat who deserves to be killed by a giant murder dolphin over. Here’s what your money gets you.

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@Dodo III. I expect the north to be cooler than the south but it looks like you’re going to be ten degrees hotter!
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The press seems to have switched from “Trump’s brand of irreverent fascism is so sexy, we love it” to “Trump is a pathetic loser, and we can smell his fear”.

And honestly, I’m ok with that.

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The story is whatever fascinates the media, who then become the story and feed the cycle.

It's great that the Harris team has managed to give them a new narrative to be fascinated by. This "happy warrior" story is working to feed the endless loop.

This is the first time the media's fascination with Trump's hold on what used to be considered normal people (which then amplifies the effect) hasn't been the focus of attention since 2019.



When I am empress of the universe, one of my first decrees shall be to make the past tense of “quit”, “quat”.

Because the lulz.

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in reply to Chris Packham

@chrispackham
That's not actually irregular, it conforms to a clear pattern: Sit, sat. Drink, drank. Fit, fat.
in reply to Rebeca

@Rebeca @Chris Packham It is irregular. A regular verb in English has the following form:

Infinitive: (To) X
3rd person singular present indicative: Xs (or other standard plurals)
Gerund: Xing
Participle/preterit: Xed

And that’s it. There are some patterns of irregular verbs, but regular ones all have stem+ed as their past tense.

in reply to Sarah Brown

So would the pluperfect be ‘quot’?

Yikes! I haven’t used the term ‘pluperfect’ since I was fourteen.



Does it cause a problem if your surname is Sands and you rise to the rank of Inspector?

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Tired: Americano. Who the hell even knows what that is?

Wired: Espresso squash. Does exactly what it says on the tin!

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Apropos of a conversation on Reddit, the British etiquette of offering tea/coffee three times, and refusing on the first two, thus:

Can I get you a tea or coffee?

Oh, no thank you.

You sure?

Yes, I'm good.

I'm making one anyway.

Oh go on then.

Now here's the thing: most of my social circle are geeks with some type of neurodiversity going on, and one thing we value is a straight bloody answer.

So it will go something like this:

Can I get you a tea or coffee?

Oh, no thank you.

OK.

I wonder how many thirsty tradespeople I've annoyed in my life?

in reply to Sarah Brown

Most trades people up here value a straight single question/answer.

Cuppa?
Please. Tea, one two sugar. You're a darling (I've been called darling more than once. It makes me smile).

Cuppa?
Please. Coffee, black please.

Cuppa?
I'm good for now thanks. (implied ask later).

Cuppa?
I'm good for now thanks, but I left X at home. Can I borrow yours? (Save an hour everyone happy. Tea later.)

in reply to Sarah Brown

the ones around here seem to be trained to answer very unambiguously.


Air handling on trains, 1 in a series until I get bored or forget. Full but not rammed Great Northern class 387: 920ppm CO2
in reply to Alexandra Lanes

Honestly just the eInk display is enough, but having a temperature/humidity log through the night is appealing.
in reply to Sion [main]

@sparrowsion I think any NDIR CO₂ meter inherently has to measure temperature/humidity/pressure as part of making sense of the IR measurement; but yes I've found the Aranet4's logging of non-CO₂ handy. (Without the phone app; there's good-enough open source code to get at the log.)


To make a fair decision about whether to eat the rich, they should send out tasting menus.


Free hint: if you want to tell trans women that we have male privilege and therefore don’t understand sexism, maybe just fuck off instead?
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@godzero especially cis women who are delighted to finally have someone they can pay forward the misogyny they experience
@gz
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@godzero then they say “i’m not transphobic” and all the other cis people around them just somehow believe them
@gz
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I guess I move in the wrong circles because I don't hear people say that. It's awful.
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@gz someone just did on another thread. I didn’t take it well.
@gz
in reply to Sarah Brown

cis women don’t act like you perfectly understand the trans femme experience challenge: impossible


Dear heterosexual men: you’re finding bras hard to take off because they’re designed for us to remove with our right hand.

But you’re facing the other way.

Try with the left.

You’re welcome.

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in reply to Sarah Brown

I've never had that problem because fairly ambidextrous lol
What about left-handed women?
in reply to gz

@gz Left handed people get a bad deal in so many ways.
@gz
in reply to gz

I should have said "left-handed people who wear bras".


Named winds, like the Mistral, or the Nortada, or the Sirocco... We don't really have them in the UK, do we? Although according to the Met Office we have one, the Helm Wind. metoffice.gov.uk/weather/learn…


Menopausal cis women be like: “I know I could feel like I’m 30 again, but I think I’m gonna try feeling shit for a few years” 🤔

Trans women: “Why are you doing this to yourselves? Behold our lord and saviour, HRT!”

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in reply to Alexandra Lanes

@ajlanes but then without prescription is illegal too? I personally was raised paranoid of Getting Caught or Getting In Trouble.
in reply to Heather 👻

@Heather As I understand it, without a prescription it’s legal to buy them from abroad but not from the UK. It’s legal to possess them and illegal to supply them.

There are uk sites where you can have an “online consultation” with a doctor who will rubber stamp your purchase.

Finally some HRT is now available over the counter without a prescription at Boots

in reply to Alexandra Lanes

@ajlanes Boots and superdrug have age restrictions.... Not really great if you're just perimenopausal.
in reply to Heather 👻

@Heather @Alexandra Lanes It’s absolutely legal to possess oestrogen for personal use without a prescription.

Trans women do it … a lot, because doctors are arseholes to us.



Nine hours ago, due to a series of events I don’t wish to recount, I ate an entire Carolina reaper.

I now know that nine hours is how long it takes to transit my digestive tract.

I desire euthanasia.

in reply to Sarah Brown

I've been torturing myself for decades. But a big glass of milk isn't a great deterrent to heat overload. Something with milk fat coupled with citric acid helps the most. Like plain whole yogurt with lime or lemon juice squeezed into it. Citric acid breaks up the capsaicin oils bonded to your mouth and throat, milk fat coats and sooths a bit. But just pounding milk puts a big strain on your digestive system, which makes Act 2 & 3 a lot worse than they have to be.



Found this absolutely fascinating youtube.com/watch?v=UCXav-ptPe…
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@Sion [main] There’s a delay attribution code EXT ANIMAL for attributing a delay to “animals not under the control of Network Rail”. This begs a question, obviously.


Reading the Hugo-Winning "A City on Mars", which refers to a provision in the Colombian constitution declaring Colombian sovereignty over a piece of geostationary orbit. Here's that provision. constituteproject.org/constitu…



So I have a little holiday rental business.

One of my guests just complained that there was sand on the beach.

Give me strength.

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Regrettably, there are people out there who seem to find a complaint in every activity. It is not that the glass is half-empty, it is that the glass it the wrong temperature, wrong colour, badly designed, and probably made in a country that they disapprove of.
So grit the teeth and don't get wound up when these people come into your life (just hope they move on soon).


Faintly nonplussed by my inbox shouting "Femmes on tour!" until I noticed it was Strava.


I understand that apartheid nepo space Karen told the EU commission to “fuck your own face”.

It’s a … bold … move. Let’s see how that works out for him, shall we?

in reply to Sarah Brown

Are you replying to a Tropic Thunder quote with a Dodgeball quote?


These are good for showing what’s going on with Hugo voting. (And why ranking things matters) zoeoconnell.co.uk/@zoe/1129500…


OK, here we go: Visualising the #Worldcon #Hugo2024 voting results.

Alternative Title: Why ranked voting matters.

As a quick explanation, the last placed candidate in each round is eliminated and their votes transferred to the next candidate on each ballot.

This is the first place ballot only, the second place is calculated by treating the winner as eliminated and rerunning the election. I have not included the final round runoff against "No Award" as this year that's all uninteresting.




in reply to Captain Jack Sparrow

@Captain_Jack_Sparrow @partnumber2 Passive aggressive much? Yes I probably should get a life but it's pretty difficult being physically disabled & autistic & traumatized but thanks for highlighting that.

Really "nice" of you.

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@Captain_Jack_Sparrow @partnumber2 This is what you responded to. Where I'm very clearly not making a generalisation. You replied to this. This is what you've been basing your whole tirade on.

'People don't realise how corrupt the UK is because the British (let's be honest mainly English) know how to spin, minimise, evade & manipulate like no others. Even the British public has zero clue just how corrupt it is."

You engaged with me. You started insulting me. You wouldn't drop it. But please tell everyone how I'm the bully.



Remember when we thought that the internet was going to be a wonderful thing for the advancement of human knowledge instead of the Library of Babel, with Hitler as the librarian?

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I was working as a programmer on the Internet in the 1980s (before the WWW and social media). Had I known, I'd have given up and joined a monastery.
in reply to Andrew Ginty

@Andrew Ginty Also date from before the eternal September. I worked for ARM in the 90s as well. It’s my fault too.

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I realise this is just the difference output looking silly but I am easily amused by Harris’s burst of groceries bsky.app/profile/nytdiff.bsky.…


Does black mould cause transphobic brain worms send tweet.





Long form, on fascism on western democracies
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Long form, on fascism on western democracies

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British middle class: These far right riots were disgusting! Where were the police while all this was going on?

Rage Against The Machine: Was there some lack of clarity on our part?



Another name for hydrochloric acid is muriatic acid. My Latin ears immediately pricked and wondered if this was squished down mice (mus, muris) or something to do with destroying a wall (murus, muri). But no, it's derived from the Latin muriaticus meaning "pickled", from muria "brine". Thus neatly connecting it to another name for hydrochoric acid: spirit of salt.

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huh. Brine in French is _saumure_. I wonder if that's related and if so what the _sau_ morpheme is.
in reply to Adam

@pseudomonas Sau sounds like it may be related to sal/salt/zout. So that would make it 'salt brine'?
@Adam
in reply to Wynke

@pseudomonas Maybe even 'as opposed to pickled with vinegar or lactic acid'?

The Dutch word for hydrochloric acid is 'zoutzuur' (literally 'salt acid').

@Adam
in reply to Wynke

sounds plausible; middle french messes with terminal -l words to make them dipthongs, as part of the consonant eradication programme.
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@wynke wiktionary says
> Inherited from Old French salmuire, from Late Latin salimuria, from Latin sal + muria.
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@wynke I have just looked up "offal" to see if this CW was in fact labelled strictly correctly, and I'm facepalming at not realising hitherto that it's cognate with _afval_ (and _Abfall_).
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@pseudomonas That one was pretty obvious to me, but then I'm Dutch so I learned 'afval' first. (And my brain really likes to find these connections between languages, although I miss many too.)
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A good word in the lingo of the Olympics is "repechage" which is a sort of second chance to get through to the next stage of a competition. I assume it's from the French and means something like "fishing again"


Bless the hearts of lemmy types thinking that they can play Reddit fiefdom silly buggers on fedi.
in reply to Sarah Brown

Reddit: you violate subsection 12, clause 14b, section g of the rules and we absolutely have the power to ban you and remove all your posts.

Fedi: I wrote a rules novel. What do you mean I can’t do shit to enforce it? If teacher existed, I’d tell on you!

in reply to Sarah Brown

Dunno what it is about Reddit, but every single mod there secretly yearns to be a despotic president of one of those seppo HOAs.
in reply to Sarah Brown

I think most "communities" are like this, tbh, even the fluffy ones, once you get under their skin. The more I see of society, the more I like plants. It all seems to be fine, until there starts being a *thing* independent of the individual pairs of relationships. Then it falls apart.


Dear cis people losing your minds about this boxing thing.

This is cis on cis. Please leave us out of your weird shit.

Signed,
Trans women

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TERFs having a normal one, destroying women’s sports because some of the cis competitors maybe remind them a bit of trans woman, none of whom ever qualify for anything anyway, even when allowed to compete.

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oh and also a good dose of racism, because when you scratch the surface, it's always there.
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@KateKarnage
I always forget who said "my feminism will be intersectional or it will be bullshit", but it seems really applicable here. (I know it from Flavia Dzodan but IIRC she's quoting someone else).


Boost/reskeet a message which already has 69? The struggle is real.