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Well well well well. Turns out that the carnivorous housefly that’s been driving us nuts for 2 days is utterly pervious to my acetamiprid fruit tree insecticide spray.

VICTORY IS MINE!




Sarah’s trans goals 2004: pluck up the courage to actually go see a doctor about this.

Sarah’s trans goals 2014: work with a newly reformed Stonewall and within the political process to build us a better future.

Sarah’s trans goals 2024: endure long enough to read the obituaries of every evil fucker who denied us that future.

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@Sarah Brown Might be a bit sooner if the cancer comes back for his remaining kidney…
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I’m trying to murder a fly that keeps biting me and it’s being most uncooperative.


When he's done travelling the Clapham Omnibus the reasonable man turns out to be handy for my mental health. I am very harsh on myself and very strict when I'm interpreting instructions and deadlines others give me in words, so it's useful to have the reasonable man point out that it isn't quite so cut and dried.



There's this thing that seems to be happening in western democracies recently where leftish liberal politicians look at their right-wing-going-on-fascist opposition and say "they're right, but don't vote for them". The result is that people shrug and think they may as well vote for the real fascist rather than the guy doing fascist cosplay.

But does this ever happen the other way around? You never get Trump saying "The socialists are right, don't vote for them". Possibly I'm asking why the Overton window only ever goes rightwards.

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It occurs to me that on a small scale politicians know it’s not a good idea to agree with your opponent too much. Remember “I agree with Nick” from the first leaders’ debate in 2010? IIRC Clegg got a bounce in the polls and public estimation after that debate. “I agree with Nick” was not uttered again.
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The real problem to me is the left/liberal pretending the populist far right is just another player in the democracy game, when it obviously isn’t. They’re treating equally something that is not equal. They’re debating something that can’t be debated, with people who go to debates do everything but debating. It’s like history taught them nothing and they don’t understand this is something that needs to be eliminated while we can, before we need to do it with guns and bombs again.

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Xelä is a cheap smart lightbulb that can change colour or brightness but not both.


American companies on Facebook advertising clever carry on luggage and not publishing dimensions, or making it not fit in a 55*40*20cm cuboid, and wondering why nobody in Europe buys it.
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I have an amazing "Carry On" training backpack that allows me to carry a laptop, regular clothes, training clothes, trainers and swim kit. Individual compartments, barriers, the works.

Designed specifically for the needs of travelling athletes.

Designed specifically for the needs of travelling American athletes.

Worked that out a bit late. Great domestic travel bag.

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They are, and they benefit from their lightness compared to suvs. However, they also have their brother on speeddial with a tractor if they do get stuck in the winter.


May just be the fact that I have Covid, but I just see the future getting darker and darker as a self fulfilling prophecy of our idiot politicians who think they have no choice but to drive society into the abyss.

And it’s really fucking depressing.

I should probably go to bed.

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Just unblocked a load of people I had server blocks on because they had animated GIF avatars and they were bricking my server’s job queue.

Have upgraded server software and it fixes the issue so I’ve removed the blocks.

If you were one of these people, sorry! It was nothing personal. I couldn’t even tell you because any attempt to interact with you in any way poisoned my job queue.



Somewhere in my past there is an officious bystander trying to point out that I obviously didn't intend to be doing a law module, a Portuguese course, and a work project all at the same time.



Has anyone complied a list of the excuses that HomePod Siri uses to NEVER ACTUALLY JUST PLAY THE FUCKING MUSIC YOU ASKED FOR?
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it works surprisingly well if you add “on Spotify” to the end of your query. Which is _wild_ given the fact it doesn’t with their own music service! (I have both for errm reasons)

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@NatalyaD Already feeling much better, thank you. Looks like the 2 covid vaccines I had this year have really helped.
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Well done! I am pondering whether to pay privately for a 2nd Covid jab 6 months after the one the NHS randomly decided I was entitled to this yr. Esp if I can get a Novavax which I am hearing is the best one for modernish Covid.

Still being super cautious, disability health stuff is already barely manageable, I just can't risk anything getting Worse on top of my usual age related deteriorations....



Customer service call from car place. Satisfaction survey. Marks out of 5, would you recommend friends and family, will you return, any questions?

Did the whole thing in Portuguese. Understood it all. Feeling really good about that.

Sylvia is like, “and you didn’t even misgender yourself with your adjectives! Impressive for an English speaker!”

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@NatalyaD needs new tyres tho. Still, 55000 kilometres out of them, which is decent.



Illegal immigrant fucks around and finds out.

I keep seeing these people pop up in “ex pat” (hate that term) groups here in Portugal. Mate, Brexit was in the news and stuff.

Portugal is being patient, but I assume there are limits. theguardian.com/politics/2024/…

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@Sarah Brown I'm not a fan of immigration restrictions, and I know that Sweden is tightening (has tightened?) its immigration rules and going more vigorously after folk who don't have permission to stay... but it does seem like another case of "but I'm British you didn't mean meeeeeee"
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xenophobia

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NHS (UK): repeat prescription? We track it to the milligram! Don’t think you can cheat the system!

SNS (Portugal): a repeat? Let’s SPIN THE WHEEL OF FORTUNE! See what you get!

The fuck am I supposed to do with six asthma inhalers?



Thinking I might need to extend my HRT stockpile to 5 years worth. Just a precaution.


Massively overdrawn on the sleep bank but brain is doing the 1am ADHD thing. FML


Tesla are so bad at designing user interfaces that the people who make microwave ovens point and laugh.
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my car has a speed dial and a "how far" one... makes stopping at the lights tricky to judge...


In a world where terrorising trans women is increasingly the policy of many governments, us expressing joy and happiness is a revolutionary act.

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One entertaining detail from last night's bad dream: the loo doors in the building were labelled with various chromosomal makeups. (Wasn't a "plot" point, just something people tutted and said "yeah I know" at.). Anyway, one of the doors was labelled ZW.


Two consecutive emails:

Amazon.co.uk: Black Friday discounts start at midnight!

Amazon.es: Black Friday discounts start at 23h.

Weird timezone artefacts.



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@John_Loader that makes sense. I was thinking if it was a real problem I would have seen one of the activists somewhere mention it at least once.
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Wow. He was a bit OTT, but a lot of early rights campaigners in various movements felt obliged to be that way to force change and get people to sit up & take notice.



Sorry mate. Gotta wait until “she” is 25 to fix that. Hilary Cass said so. theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/n…
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That form is so old-fashioned in several ways. It has "maiden name" for mothers only, not for fathers. Are men not allowed to change their surname upon marrying in the UK


Need a catchy name for the group of countries like the US, Russia, Israel, North Korea.

I’m thinking “The Axis of Can You Just Not?”

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we* do seem to all reinforce one another. I can think of at least one crude term for that, but something a little more suited for general company might be better.
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*I'm from one of them after all.
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Just got this Reddit ad for US ambulance chasers implying hormonal birth control is dangerous and causing mass health problems.

It’s starting. We (trans women) bloody warned you.

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Ironically, Depo-Provera has been a recurring choice for people practicing abusive forcible birth control for "eugenic" reasons. But I guess those people are harder to sue, or maybe the law firm agrees with their obnoxious politics.


When I was 15, I got a new pair of shoes for school. They were too tight and caused hyperkeratosis on the ridges of my big toes. This got so bad that the skin started painfully splitting.

The right one slowly resolved itself over time. The left has got worse and worse. 36 years later it has spread to three toes on that foot and despite trying to control it with debriding, salicylic acid, and steroids, it gets worse, and frequently cracks to the point it bleeds.

I have searched and searched and searched on the internet for the same presentation, but it’s always the other side of the foot. Never on the ridges of the toe joints.

Until yesterday. I saw the exact same thing in a photo on duck duck go.

I clicked through.

“Patient told to stop sitting on foot”.

I looked down. I was sitting on my left foot.

Fucksake.

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Lol! But congratulations on possibly solving this mystery!


Burning a candle for Ponte Vasco da Gama to regain its crown here.


NEWSFLASH: #Biden has finally authorized strikes deep into #Russia with long-range weapons known as #ATACMS.

We spoke with George #Barros of the #Institute for the Study of #War to determine how this decision will affect the course of events on the front lines.




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@ifixcoinops I get this from my dad. He's been a computer professional since it was punched cards and I was brought up ab ovo that every extra function on a device is just another opportunity for it to go wrong.
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@ifixcoinops This may be a good time to mention my new Sony TV came with two remotes, and I wish I was kidding. There’s the traditional TV remote, and the “smart” one. Where, and I kid you not, some buttons work via Bluetooth, others via IR.

I’ve never seen such a great example of what results from stitching two products together in something barely sellable. Sony is a shadow of what it used to be. Just like every other electronics brand.



Had my attention drawn to a study concluding that regular commitments put ADHD “into remission” and I’m like, “that’s not how you spell masking leading to chronic stress and long term neurological damage”.
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it never ceased to amaze me how many studies into ADHD/autism etc basically just boil down to "if you just managed your time better, you'd be fine. Have you tried having a diary"It fi, in fact, cease to amaze me decades ago.
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"Remission"? Now we have cancer of the executive function or something? 🤣


#ukpol Suppose you wanted to institute some form of right to buy for private tenants. Possibly without the ludicrous discounts you see with council RTB. You'd presumably have some sort of time period a tenant would have to have lived in a place before they'd qualify. How do you stop the landlord evicting the tenant just before the tenant becomes eligible?


I’m an IT professional. Do I turn back into an IT amateur when my contract is up? Or do I enter some liminal IT dilettante state?

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I wonder if the higher than usual number of American accents I’m hearing in the Algarve is connected to the recent election results.
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Possibly? Although emigrating from the US isn't that easy and Portuguese isn't a commonly taught foreign language.


Studied WW1 in school but never went hard on the July Crisis that started it.

Read up on it now and feeling like the Treaty of Versailles was a lot less unfair than I previously thought.

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Also surprised by how much Britain was the only adult in the room. They tried really quite hard to prevent the catastrophe.
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Serbia was like, “look, Austria. We’ll give you literally everything you’re asking for.” Britain was like, “let’s talk this out guys”. Austria was like, “hmm, maybe”. Germany was like “LEROY JENKINS! Btw, invading Luxembourg. Lol!”
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The Rest Is History did a good series on the build up, if you like that sort of thing.
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@goatsarah Starts Episode 465 with a 4 parter on the Assassination of Franz Ferdinand

therestishistory.com/465-the-m…

followed by 6 episodes on "The Road to War"

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Bertrand Russell said: if Britain hadn't become involved, the war would have been short, Germany would have won and WWII would never have happened.
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it's also worth comparing the Treaty of Versailles to the treaty the Germans forced on France a generation earlier after the Franco-Prussian War. Modest losses of land, military restrictions, blame for the war, harsh reparations, etc - Versailles was just the Germans receiving what they'd previously dished out.

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the UK is definitely TERF island, but it's not dangerous on the ground. We go there frequently, even went on a short holiday not long ago.
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@Trans Rescue yeah. I’ve been there a few times recently and it’s perfectly safe. Just increasingly hard to get trans healthcare there.
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@trans_rescue the biggest practical challenge for trans people in the UK is securing medication. National Health Service waits are astronomical, private clinics expensive, and DIY options under threat.
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