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Apparently there’s an outbreak of Americans thinking that aircraft are alien spaceships.

First they elect Trump, and now this. Is there something in the water over there?

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@KayEllen_OTS I mean, fair, but I was born in the early 70s and as was recently revealed, that’s peak lead exposure time, and I’m not yelling “OMG ALIENS!” at random Boeings.
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Totally. Same here. Early 70s and I'm not crazy. I don't know. I think there's something extra special in the water that those folks drank.


Bluesky T&S have shat the bed and basically told all trans people on the site to go fuck themselves.

I've turned off my fediverse-bluesky bridge. Still have the capability to crosspost there, but I'm not planning to now. Am getting better engagement here anyway.

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@marlies @Natasha_Jay I just wondered why no one on Bluesky is talking about this-there seems to be a single minded focus on replicating ‘the old Twitter’ rather than considering the future of that platform.
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@Natasha_Jay @marlies right- there’s obviously a lot of engagement just going on about this ‘dilemma’- I just peeked in there because I have friends who now only use that platform. It’s so messed up. Thanks for helping clarify this.

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@Matt Hodgkinson The only weapon Russia has that actually works properly is the ability to throw expendable human flesh at a target until it gets exhausted. It’s low tech as hell, but very effective.

The rest of their shit is junk. Sadly they have so many nukes that at least some of them probably work.



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I've been reading this in Portuguese, because I enjoyed another of the author's books and because I find the level of Portuguese very easy to follow. The best thing about it has been some of the idioms I've met along the way.

“Pôr a carroça à frentes dos bois” - to put the cart in front of the oxen.

“Tremer como varas verdes” - to shake like green twigs

"tirar nabos da púcara” - to pull turnips from the clay pot. Metaphorically to tease something out or to go on a fishing expedition in the journalistic sense.

"Engolir o sapo" - to swallow the toad. Kind of "bite the bullet"

"sair pela culatra" - to exit through the breech, i.e. to backfire

"caça às bruxas" - a witch hunt

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*to shake like green twigs*
We have a similarly arboreal expression in German: zittern wie Espenlaub (to tremble like aspen leaves)


Apple Intelligence just dropped and, on the one hand, generative AI is a blight upon humanity.

But on the other …



Been watching the HBO Max Dune prequel thing and I’m thinking, Paul Atreides is like, “I am the product of a 10000 year breeding programme to produce turbo Hitler. I have enough morality left to avoid being tubro Hitler. Phew!”

“It’s probably fine if I have kids, right?”



Why is it that whenever there's an Israeli drama about Mossad or Shabak, the Israeli intelligence services are portrayed as completely incompetent buffoons? Even by the standards of thriller TV, agents are so absurdly unable to follow orders that you do wonder if they'd do better ordering them to do the opposite.

Or maybe this is just the Israeli dramas that are selected to be exported to the rest of the world via Netflix and Apple TV. Perhaps Israel is less threatening if you associate it with 007 in clown shoes.



In case anyone didn't understand the doctrine of fundamental breach in contract law, the OU have a helpful illustration.


You can tell I'm getting to the nitpicking and rewording stage of writing an assignment for the OU when I go on flights of sfnal legal fantasy instead.

A bunch of senior members of the judiciary have a time machine. When a miscarriage of justice is discovered, they use the time machine to wind the unverse back to before the miscarriage. Obviously this looks splendid, and nobody in the rewound universe (handwave handwave) suffers the consequences of long prison times.

Unfortunately, a convicted criminal learns of the existence of this machine and on his release uses it to rewind so he committed the perfect crime...



Hey @Zoë O'Connell

Look!


Ah

We have a TGV station (Valence TGV Rhône-Alpes Sud) that has a train line to the town (Valence Ville)

How should we connect the two in the middle of the morning?

SURE! A BUS! 🤦‍♂️


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@jon ah, French railway timetabling. Otherwise known as “just rent an effing car”.

Even South Western are better than this.



Apple: We’re releasing the British version of our thing on Monday

Monday is now more than half over. There is no thing.

Apple: We meant California Monday.



Philosophy question: a randomly selected UK journalist or medic is told that a 40 megatonne hydrogen bomb will go off in London unless they write 5 sentences about trans people without deliberately lying.

How many people die in the blast?

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Depends if we count ‘lied so hard and spent so long in the transphobic echo chamber that they believe their own lies now’ as deliberate lying or not


Imagine being someone like Elon Musk or Peter Thiel and suddenly realising that your main legacy is for your obituary to get mostly laugh reacts on Facebook.


Behold, the biggest boy! Single stage to anywhere, hydrofoil, amphibious. 8 Turborockets, 4 Turbo ramjets, 2 Turbofans, 5 Nuclear thermal vacuum engines. #KSP #KerbalSpaceProgram

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If you are a cis woman athlete, and trans women have been banned from competing in the women's category in your sport, a good way to show solidarity would be to refuse to compete in the women's category too.

It would be nice to see people doing this to help an entirely unjustified attack on us, but I feel it's unlikely to happen 😞




Amusing subtitling in this Hebrew-Farsi-English language drama I'm watching. "Server Farm" in the dialogue becomes "Data Center" for some reason.


Antivaxxers sound like, “Hey! Did you know that infant mortality is good? Also ibuprofen is a century long conspiracy to make you obey space elves!”

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Interesting to watch American oligarchy join the “Charles Stuart, Louis Bourbon, and Nicholas Romanov club of having learned nothing and now wishing to explore the consequences of that”.

Only with a proletariat that’s armed to the teeth.

Fetch the popcorn.

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We now head over to our “No shit, Sherlock!” desk for some breaking news…

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Hit the road, Jack! And don’t you come back no more no more no more no more!


Bluesky getting less and less like Twitter 2010 and more and more like Twitter 2020.

And that’s why I like having my own fediverse server.

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Kind of miss the trains from Cambridge that used to tell me about Blundon Kings Cross


Well well well well. Turns out that the carnivorous housefly that’s been driving us nuts for 2 days is utterly pervious to my acetamiprid fruit tree insecticide spray.

VICTORY IS MINE!




Sarah’s trans goals 2004: pluck up the courage to actually go see a doctor about this.

Sarah’s trans goals 2014: work with a newly reformed Stonewall and within the political process to build us a better future.

Sarah’s trans goals 2024: endure long enough to read the obituaries of every evil fucker who denied us that future.

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@Sarah Brown Might be a bit sooner if the cancer comes back for his remaining kidney…
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I’m trying to murder a fly that keeps biting me and it’s being most uncooperative.


When he's done travelling the Clapham Omnibus the reasonable man turns out to be handy for my mental health. I am very harsh on myself and very strict when I'm interpreting instructions and deadlines others give me in words, so it's useful to have the reasonable man point out that it isn't quite so cut and dried.



There's this thing that seems to be happening in western democracies recently where leftish liberal politicians look at their right-wing-going-on-fascist opposition and say "they're right, but don't vote for them". The result is that people shrug and think they may as well vote for the real fascist rather than the guy doing fascist cosplay.

But does this ever happen the other way around? You never get Trump saying "The socialists are right, don't vote for them". Possibly I'm asking why the Overton window only ever goes rightwards.

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It occurs to me that on a small scale politicians know it’s not a good idea to agree with your opponent too much. Remember “I agree with Nick” from the first leaders’ debate in 2010? IIRC Clegg got a bounce in the polls and public estimation after that debate. “I agree with Nick” was not uttered again.
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The real problem to me is the left/liberal pretending the populist far right is just another player in the democracy game, when it obviously isn’t. They’re treating equally something that is not equal. They’re debating something that can’t be debated, with people who go to debates do everything but debating. It’s like history taught them nothing and they don’t understand this is something that needs to be eliminated while we can, before we need to do it with guns and bombs again.

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Xelä is a cheap smart lightbulb that can change colour or brightness but not both.


American companies on Facebook advertising clever carry on luggage and not publishing dimensions, or making it not fit in a 55*40*20cm cuboid, and wondering why nobody in Europe buys it.
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I have an amazing "Carry On" training backpack that allows me to carry a laptop, regular clothes, training clothes, trainers and swim kit. Individual compartments, barriers, the works.

Designed specifically for the needs of travelling athletes.

Designed specifically for the needs of travelling American athletes.

Worked that out a bit late. Great domestic travel bag.

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They are, and they benefit from their lightness compared to suvs. However, they also have their brother on speeddial with a tractor if they do get stuck in the winter.


May just be the fact that I have Covid, but I just see the future getting darker and darker as a self fulfilling prophecy of our idiot politicians who think they have no choice but to drive society into the abyss.

And it’s really fucking depressing.

I should probably go to bed.

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Just unblocked a load of people I had server blocks on because they had animated GIF avatars and they were bricking my server’s job queue.

Have upgraded server software and it fixes the issue so I’ve removed the blocks.

If you were one of these people, sorry! It was nothing personal. I couldn’t even tell you because any attempt to interact with you in any way poisoned my job queue.



Somewhere in my past there is an officious bystander trying to point out that I obviously didn't intend to be doing a law module, a Portuguese course, and a work project all at the same time.



Has anyone complied a list of the excuses that HomePod Siri uses to NEVER ACTUALLY JUST PLAY THE FUCKING MUSIC YOU ASKED FOR?
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it works surprisingly well if you add “on Spotify” to the end of your query. Which is _wild_ given the fact it doesn’t with their own music service! (I have both for errm reasons)

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@NatalyaD Already feeling much better, thank you. Looks like the 2 covid vaccines I had this year have really helped.
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Well done! I am pondering whether to pay privately for a 2nd Covid jab 6 months after the one the NHS randomly decided I was entitled to this yr. Esp if I can get a Novavax which I am hearing is the best one for modernish Covid.

Still being super cautious, disability health stuff is already barely manageable, I just can't risk anything getting Worse on top of my usual age related deteriorations....



Customer service call from car place. Satisfaction survey. Marks out of 5, would you recommend friends and family, will you return, any questions?

Did the whole thing in Portuguese. Understood it all. Feeling really good about that.

Sylvia is like, “and you didn’t even misgender yourself with your adjectives! Impressive for an English speaker!”

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@NatalyaD needs new tyres tho. Still, 55000 kilometres out of them, which is decent.