The "prosperous and slightly criminal half century" life of Ravenser Odd.
Content note: Grimsby.
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The wonderful folk over at @trans_rescue@mastodon.social have been working their butts off with a very limited budget to help get trans folk out of dangerous places.
I've pulled together a collection of my stories. These were first written on twitter, some I've reposted here over the years but this is the first time a collection of them has been available.
If you want to acquire a copy of this collection all you have to do is send me proof of a Ā£5 or more donation to Trans Rescue in a DM. (Please for the love of all that is holy redact any bank details) and I'll send you a link to the file with 60 stories and more than one hundred pages of kinky smut.
Note: trans rescue have nothing to do with this, do not hassle them about it, I'm doing this entirely on my own and if they ask me to stop I will.
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Feeling proud of myself. I contacted a therapist who should be able to help me with my fun new anxiety issues, and also started some work on them on my own, of which I may say more at a later date.
Taking back a bit of power.
Trying to find my fabric tape measure to measure my boobs.
Of course itās in the raspberry pi bits drawer. Of course it is.
Where else would you keep it?! š
(I keep mine with the spare batteries...š¤·āāļø)
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I don't know what you mean *glances at tape measure that is coiled up with a network cable then coiled around the outside*
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Sometimes we sleep, or may as well. The world of possibilities that contains and is contained by a day too much and too overwhelming to be but observed slowly through a fog. What shall I do today? Toss a coin.
Sometimes we remember, or remember feeling. To fetch from the vaults of memory is to remember afresh, and to remember afresh to feel afresh. To feel afresh is to reason afresh and it is all still true: this is still was still am still me I, feeling. But nevertheless afresh.
Sometimes we reach out. So fortunate I, who can be held without holding and still feel the warmth. Waves over waves.
I discovered the other day that the Scottish Baby Box, available free to everyone pregnant in Scotland, contains condoms. Bit late, you might think.
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The Baby Box helps families prepare for the arrival of their baby. New babies need a surprising amount of stuff! Scotlandās Baby Box is packed full of clothes, bedding and lots of other useful things to help give your baby the best possible start in ā¦www.parentclub.scot
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A month or so ago the weird gods of Internet advertising decided I needed a book on bomb scene investigation.
Now theyāre offering me introductions to bloodstain pattern analysis.
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In which the EFF attempt to safe face by showing themselves to be complete muppets mastodon.social/@eff/113794035ā¦
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He never enjoyed snow, unlike his brother.
The first time we had deep snow Bilbo spent 10 mins diving forward and skidding headfirst into it.
Benji has arthritis now so is a snow/ice wimp like me.
If you played Jet Set Willy on the Spectrum as a kid youāll be aware of the notorious Attic Bug. It meant that if you entered the Attic in a game, various rooms became instakills.
Today I read an explanation of the bug: bits of non-screen memory are being written to when one of the monsters in the Attic is ādrawnā.
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The original post has been obliterated because of containment breach, but here's the archive: web.archive.org/web/2023112613ā¦
And I found this reblog that has lots of additions as well. š xserpx.tumblr.com/post/7349428ā¦
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the fact that we only have āherculean taskā and āsisyphean taskā feels so limiting. so hereās a few more tasks for your repertoire icarian task: when you have a task you know youāre going to fail at...xserpx (Tumblr)
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In US law they pronounce the āv.ā in case names as āversusā or āveeā. So we get the famous case of Roe v. Wade. But in English law for civil cases like this we pronounce the āv.ā as āandā, thus rendering the case name as ārow and wadeā.
Or so I thought. It occurred to me just now that if the case had happened here, itād be a judicial review. So would be called something like R (Roe) v. Wade, pronounced āthe Crown (on behalf of Roe) and Wadeā.
But! It was in 1973 when we wrote judicial review case names differently. It would probably have been something more like R v. Wade ex parte Roe.
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AI is a marketing term, not a technical term: Exhibit 1 in what is likely to become a continuing series.
This aircon unit is set to auto. But the icon on the remote shows āAIā instead.
I can state with reasonable certainty that there is nothing in this aircon unit that computer scientists recognise as āAIā, even under archaic definitions.
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