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Had my ears pierced this morning. This photo conveys about 0.0002% of my gendersquee.

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Y ahora un poco de porno šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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The "prosperous and slightly criminal half century" life of Ravenser Odd.

Content note: Grimsby.

beta.nationalarchives.gov.uk/eā€¦

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I seem to remember there was somewhere off the coast of Norfolk or Suffolk at some point where new mothers went to register their births as it was unparished, so they didn't have to acknowledge the father. The memory is a bit of a muddle, but I can't find any reference to it.

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The wonderful folk over at @trans_rescue@mastodon.social have been working their butts off with a very limited budget to help get trans folk out of dangerous places.

I've pulled together a collection of my stories. These were first written on twitter, some I've reposted here over the years but this is the first time a collection of them has been available.

If you want to acquire a copy of this collection all you have to do is send me proof of a Ā£5 or more donation to Trans Rescue in a DM. (Please for the love of all that is holy redact any bank details) and I'll send you a link to the file with 60 stories and more than one hundred pages of kinky smut.

Note: trans rescue have nothing to do with this, do not hassle them about it, I'm doing this entirely on my own and if they ask me to stop I will.

transrescue.org/donations/donaā€¦

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Oooh, can you dm me a screen shot of the confirmation page please



Feeling proud of myself. I contacted a therapist who should be able to help me with my fun new anxiety issues, and also started some work on them on my own, of which I may say more at a later date.

Taking back a bit of power.




Weird anxiety episode day 6. Tears on my new sofa, no concentration, kind of just want to let ideas of work or law degree hang.


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So you're speaking a sentence in Portuguese, are you? Well you have 0.5 seconds to decide between a subordinating conjunction or a preposition/naked adjective, AND IT WILL DETERMINE THE COURSE OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!

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Just got off a call with clients in Lisbon, fortunately their English is good so conjunctions were avoidedā€¦

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I have no joke. I just like saying "sugarcane whip smut".


In 2023 I painted sugarcane whip smut, caused by the fungus Sporisorium scitamineum (synonym Ustilago scitaminea).

hgpenningtonart.co.uk/plantspaā€¦




Trying to find my fabric tape measure to measure my boobs.

Of course itā€™s in the raspberry pi bits drawer. Of course it is.

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Where else would you keep it?! šŸ˜‰

(I keep mine with the spare batteries...šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø)

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I don't know what you mean *glances at tape measure that is coiled up with a network cable then coiled around the outside*

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Weird anxiety episode day 3. Seems to be receding somewhat. Heart pounding and adrenaline rushes keep happening a bit but maybe less severely? Got sleep in a couple of three hour batches from what I remember. Have attempted to contact a therapist to process some of this.

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There is something magical in turning one thing into another. Celebrate your magical ability to turn good news into anxiety with this mug! Get yours here >>> shop.newsthump.com/product/magā€¦

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Sometimes we sleep, or may as well. The world of possibilities that contains and is contained by a day too much and too overwhelming to be but observed slowly through a fog. What shall I do today? Toss a coin.

Sometimes we remember, or remember feeling. To fetch from the vaults of memory is to remember afresh, and to remember afresh to feel afresh. To feel afresh is to reason afresh and it is all still true: this is still was still am still me I, feeling. But nevertheless afresh.

Sometimes we reach out. So fortunate I, who can be held without holding and still feel the warmth. Waves over waves.




Bit sad not to be able to join in the general trans Dorley Hall love-in but I read maybe 300 pages and the non-consensual and imprisonment aspects of it seem to trigger a lot of anxiety, so it's perhaps not the book for me. And that's OK.


I discovered the other day that the Scottish Baby Box, available free to everyone pregnant in Scotland, contains condoms. Bit late, you might think.

parentclub.scot/baby-box



It is a beautiful day in the village and you are Lord Denning, Master of the Rolls.


A month or so ago the weird gods of Internet advertising decided I needed a book on bomb scene investigation.

Now theyā€™re offering me introductions to bloodstain pattern analysis.



One thing Facebook has that this place lacks is good kitten photos and videos. Where are my squeeping nuggets of federated cuteness?

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The hashtags cats, catsofmastodon and caturday are a far higher purity source of cat huffing than those provided over on FB.
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You can follow hashtags. So find the proper one you want in regard to cats, and your feed will be full of em from all over the world.


In which the EFF attempt to safe face by showing themselves to be complete muppets mastodon.social/@eff/113794035ā€¦


Update: After this blog post was written, we learned Meta revised its public "Hateful Conduct" policy in ways EFF finds concerning. We are analyzing these changes, which this blog post does not address.




Ugh. Just had to move tables at the pub a a guy sat at the next table who absolutely reeked of piss.
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Quite possibly not his fault, could be that heā€™s ill or doesnā€™t have access to toilets or washing facilities, but it was actually making me feel ill šŸ¤¢


This is an official translation of the law allowing Greenland self governance. Under it, for Greenland to become independent (to do with that independence what it may) it requires a majority in a referendum of the people of Greenland, an independence agreement with Denmark, and approval of that agreement by the Greenlandic and Danish parliaments. english.stm.dk/media/10522/gl-ā€¦


Fall asleep, fall pregnant, fall ill, fall on hard times. What other ways can you fall?
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A drunk sailor might fall in, but fall over when they fall out, and as they fall down, fall overboard, it falling to their solicitor to whom their estate would fall.


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Benji's early morning trip out.

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He never enjoyed snow, unlike his brother.
The first time we had deep snow Bilbo spent 10 mins diving forward and skidding headfirst into it.
Benji has arthritis now so is a snow/ice wimp like me.



If you played Jet Set Willy on the Spectrum as a kid youā€™ll be aware of the notorious Attic Bug. It meant that if you entered the Attic in a game, various rooms became instakills.

Today I read an explanation of the bug: bits of non-screen memory are being written to when one of the monsters in the Attic is ā€œdrawnā€.

skoolkit.ca/disassemblies/jet_ā€¦

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Many times I played that I would be killed instantly because the monster was drawn at the same place the character entered.

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I'm experiencing Cassandrean tasks with talking to people about AI. As in, it is a bad idea
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The original post has been obliterated because of containment breach, but here's the archive: web.archive.org/web/2023112613ā€¦

And I found this reblog that has lots of additions as well. šŸ˜ xserpx.tumblr.com/post/7349428ā€¦



"Like trying to contain a bucking bronco armed with a ball of string" is some top commentatorbabble.


I'm troubled by Luke Littler. Specifically his nickname "Luke The Nuke" which needs USian pronunciation to rhyme nicely. Hmm.
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not sure about that. If "luke" and "yuke" rhyme then "luke" and "nyuke" also rhyme, almost by definition. Different previous phonĆØme (/j/ rather than /n/) doesn't matter.
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The #thearchers team are silly. Today's omnibus ends with a very... festive arrangement of the theme tune.


In US law they pronounce the ā€œv.ā€ in case names as ā€œversusā€ or ā€œveeā€. So we get the famous case of Roe v. Wade. But in English law for civil cases like this we pronounce the ā€œv.ā€ as ā€œandā€, thus rendering the case name as ā€œrow and wadeā€.

Or so I thought. It occurred to me just now that if the case had happened here, itā€™d be a judicial review. So would be called something like R (Roe) v. Wade, pronounced ā€œthe Crown (on behalf of Roe) and Wadeā€.

But! It was in 1973 when we wrote judicial review case names differently. It would probably have been something more like R v. Wade ex parte Roe.



Idly reading about New Zealand's court system. Amusing to me was the way Māori introductions in New Zealand courts became the norm. A judge decided it would be good, so did it, and then a barrister for the Crown followed suit. Obviously at this point defence barristers couldn't be outdone, so... youtu.be/ycL-cKQ_0tU?si=imaGLwā€¦
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I am endlessly fascinated by the unique way colonialism and decolonialism have played out in Aotearoa.


Watching the darts on Sky Stream, and it's got a bit confused. It's really weird when the sound and picture get out of sync and you hear random plunks while the player is preparing to throw. (Pause and play fixed it.)
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Yeah We had a similar problem earlier today. Same solution. I shall will be reporting said issue next week when I return to work.



Inspired by a blooper in yesterdayā€™s Wallace and Gromit, does anyone here know why the Western Region of BR stuck with lower quadrant semaphore signals when the rest of the network standardised on upper quadrant after nationalisation?

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@MikeFromLFE working on an old GWR branch line, you get this kind of insight. Often used phrase ā€œthereā€™s two ways of doing things, the Great Western way and the wrong wayā€
@Mike

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AI is a marketing term, not a technical term: Exhibit 1 in what is likely to become a continuing series.

This aircon unit is set to auto. But the icon on the remote shows ā€œAIā€ instead.

I can state with reasonable certainty that there is nothing in this aircon unit that computer scientists recognise as ā€œAIā€, even under archaic definitions.

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